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Franklin, please finish your Cheerios and eat your Flintstone vitamins Eat your Flintstone vitamins to grow up big and string To be big and strong you have to eat your Flintstone vitamins, Franklin |
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Apr 23, 2016 22:45
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Franklin, the fate of the world rests on your shoulders The world is your oyster, think of the strings and keys you will help with your strength. Look at the people pleading with you. Why don't you eat your Flintstone vitamins, do you not understand how important this is to your future. What will your friends at school think when they discover you did not eat your Flintstone vitamins? Please Franklin, eat the Flintstone vitamins. Edit: For God's sake, Franklin Ostentatious fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Apr 24, 2016
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Apr 24, 2016 00:27
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Update: Going to take Franklin to McDonalds and get him a Big Kids Meal for lunch, will sneak the Flintstone vitamins inside his double cheeseburger
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Apr 24, 2016 09:43
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Update: Left Franklin alone with his double cheeseburger to do some online shopping, the dog just walked into the room three feet taller than he was fifteen minutes ago If he doesn't eat his Flintstone vitamins, I will be forced to consider taking his Sega Genesis away
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Apr 24, 2016 17:25
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Update: Replaced the inside of Altered Beast with Flintstone vitamins, hopefully he blows on the cartridge and gets his vitamins so he can be big and strong
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Apr 24, 2016 21:25
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Update: The Genesis room has been torn apart, the video game console itself seems to have transformed into a warewolf
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Apr 26, 2016 06:22
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Update: I think perhaps it's how I'm phrasing it. I approached Owen Wilson and his agent, asking if he could reprise his role as "Car" (from the hit movie Cars) wearing the costume and perhaps offering the Flintstone vitamins in exchange for driving him. They refuse to return my calls. I have to settle for having his teacher dress up as Betty Rubble and offer the Flintstone vitamins in exchange for a free A in one of his classes
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Apr 26, 2016 19:31
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Update: Teacher was last seen eight hours ago, having gained hundreds of pounds of muscle mass and skin turning purple. My condolences to Henk Baerng and his family. I will make a gift basket with Hershey's candies and a Blu-Ray copy of The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas. Getting ready for a road trip, I plan on driving Franklin to the Flinstone vitamin factory and take a tour. Hopefully he can see that the vitamins are good for him and that he needs them to grow big and strong.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:08
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