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fyodor posted:It's a god damned rear wheel drive car as motherfucking GOD HIMSELF INTENDED. God ain't from Iowa
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Holy poo poo you're not jastiger
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Iron Prince posted:Holy poo poo you're not jastiger Nope. Thank G-d!
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LordArgh posted:looks like they don't teach you about confirmation bias in truck driving/electrician school Not necessarily, but truck driving school taught me how to be a professional driver.
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fyodor posted:Nope. Thank G-d! my apologies. it is an easy mistake when you have a condition such as mine.
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Every BMW owner should probably go to truck driving school. Lesson #1: Cutting in front of somebody and slamming on the brakes: Should I do it?
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SweetKarma posted:Every BMW owner should probably go to truck driving school. Lesson #1: Cutting in front of somebody and slamming on the brakes: Should I do it? They should defintely do it to a semi.
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SweetKarma posted:Every BMW owner should probably go to truck driving school. Lesson #1: Cutting in front of somebody and slamming on the brakes: Should I do it? thats a trick question because the answer is yes. thats how you assert your dominance on the road
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Apr 25, 2016 07:12
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so are the turn signals the first thing that breaks on a bmw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xk0RraMYY The very first clip is pretty much what I've been talking about. Enjoy the stupidity.
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SweetKarma posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xk0RraMYY That awful dubstep that the guy on the jersey turnpike was listening to. And lol at the last russia clip. Overall not so bad, no one crashed
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MAYO FETISH posted:look god dammit you push the gas pedal and the car moves and then you steer it with a loving wheel ok???? sometimes there's a sticky thing and another pedal or two? i dont know cars, it's confusing
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Apr 25, 2016 07:32
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If a BMW driver ever corrects your use of beemer vs bimmer, you know you have run into a true douche.
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90% of bmw owners dont even know what BMW stands for
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i also didnt and had to wikipedia it but im also not a bmw owner
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SweetKarma posted:They constantly cut me off or I see them cutting other people off. When traffic is backed up I always see a BMW weaving in and out of cars. My next door neighbor owns a BMW convertible, it's a stick and he doesn't know how to drive it. He always backs his car up into the driveway so the front bumper is facing the street, but it takes him 5 minutes because he doesn't know how to reverse uphill. I've sat there and watched him, he's scared that he's going to dump the clutch and run into the garage door. It's hilarious. He's a major douche who wears neon orange shoes and smokes cigars. The only reason he's driving the BMW is because his daddy owns a car dealership. Did you get your license yesterday? Its a fact of the world.
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Apr 25, 2016 07:59
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i drive a little 4 cylinder bmw it used to be the ugliest bmw at the time fun fax: bmws are pretty drat cheap u should buy one op
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In my opinion, Audi and Volvo drivers are even bigger assholes (no, I don't drive a BMW)
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imo all bmw drivers should get 9 grams in the neck
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Tuxedo Gin posted:if by bmw you mean audi, then yeah. this. BMWs are usually aggressive but so am in my lovely honda shitbox so w/e, to each their own just don't be a dumbass. audi drivers are actually aggressive, and reckless/dumb as gently caress.
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OP is just jealous, BMWs are too cool for him.
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Can confirm. I used to drive a BMW and was a huge rear end in a top hat. Still am really
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Nooner posted:driving a BMW owns, it lets everyone around you know that you are more important than them unless they are in a better BMW than you yeah, i just love it when you see someone in an inferior bmw and you know they've been acting like total dicks in traffic the WHOLE DAY, but you see them calm down now that daddy's car is here
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Black Man Willy
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I drive a BMW and I'm a nice, borderline supernice person with a tiny, tiny penis.
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im a bmw driver and drive like a total rear end in a top hat, OP.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:06
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All BMW vehicles of previous generation are rear end in a top hat drivers All BMW vehicles of current generation are rich and civilized.
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Once as a teenager I backed my mom's toyota into my first girlfriend's parents' mailbox and totally destroyed it and then she broke up with me.
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once i was a human being and still am
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In Vancouver "white BMW" is dogwhistle talk for "Chinese driver."
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Modern BMW M series (ie M3, M4) record engine noise with microphones and replay this via the cabin speakers. I don't care for that.
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i never got hit by anybody before i bought a bmw and then within 18 months i was (lightly) rear-ended four times. people actively cut me off, race me and try to block my poo poo 100 times more than when i was driving a nissan, chevy or pontiac the reason we are rear end in a top hat drivers is that we're so loving sick of jealous people trying to drive their saturn into us so we can buy them a new car. for that i am sorry. i fully recognize this is an escalating situation and will never resolve by itself, but at least i'll be sitting in 14-way adjustable leather seats along the way ps bmw pretty much died right around 2000, 2002 or so, new ones are terrible
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Jonny 290 posted:i never got hit by anybody before i bought a bmw and then within 18 months i was (lightly) rear-ended four times. Haha the US is insane.
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Elliot Rodger drove a bmw
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My friend who is a bit of an rear end in a top hat ran me over in his BMW once and he had an online group of friends who all had BMW's and they would go out drinking and I'd join them and they were all assholes, so yeah OP, you're right.
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Lasher posted:My friend who is a bit of an rear end in a top hat ran me over in his BMW once and he had an online group of friends who all had BMW's and they would go out drinking and I'd join them and they were all assholes, so yeah OP, you're right. don't mess with the online BMW club, of which I am a member.
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In my experience BMW drivers tend to be the fast, aggressive drivers (which can be ok)... Mercedes drivers are usually bad/inconsiderate... and Lexus are bad/unaware of all of their surroundings. So regarding the "big 3" of luxury car assholes, I actually prefer the BMW rear end in a top hat since they tend to get out of the way at least.
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