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it's range rovers. those are actually the biggest rear end in a top hat drivers
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 23:46 |
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Don't try to blame your BMW, OP.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 23:48 |
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jarofpiss posted:it's range rovers. those are actually the biggest rear end in a top hat drivers unreliable trash if you do anything other than lease those u are a colossal retard
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 23:50 |
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Xaris posted:i don't see why subarus are there. most are fine and normal, if only maybe too much of exactly at the speed limit/come to complete 5s second stop at every stop sign/signals/whatever. they're following the laws so w/e, good for them (tho we're all speeddemon assholes with a deathwish so we find that annoying) Subaru drivers are the worst drivers on the road but in the complete opposite way from BMW jerks. Slow, ignorant, stupid, unaware of what's going on instead of just not caring. If there's a Subaru in the lane ahead of me I just reflexively change lanes at this point and am rarely wrong Btw I'm not talking about the super ricey Subaru coupes with the forty inch double spoiler, they're basically the same as BMW drivers. I'm talking about all other Subarus.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:00 |
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Subaru's are statistically driven by lesbians.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:03 |
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BMWs are pretty lovely are far as luxury cars go. Lexus and Infinity are where its at. Benzos are okay
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:06 |
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Turd Burglar posted:Sounds like you're just jealous tbh lol, nah bro. i spent years behind the wheel of a bmw 540. it was pretty fun. but i've had significantly more fun in a stock honda civic. ~manual transmission~ my current automobile is also stick and i find automatic cars to be sleep-inducingly boring
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:06 |
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Away all Goats posted:Lexus bland japanses trash sorry
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:06 |
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Chinatown posted:bland japanses trash sorry if bland is code for extremely reliable then yeah. i forgot to poo poo on audi too.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:08 |
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If you get excited by cars you're definitely some kinda retard. I don't hold it against you but it's absolutely a cognitive deficiency.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:08 |
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infinity's are a lot better than BMW's its true though
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:09 |
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Away all Goats posted:if bland is code for extremely reliable then yeah Excited! By reliability!
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:09 |
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Away all Goats posted:if bland is code for extremely reliable then yeah. i forgot to poo poo on audi too. lol if u buy a luxury vehicle for reliability
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:09 |
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Chinatown posted:lol if u buy a luxury vehicle for reliability
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:10 |
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oh is this the part of the car luxury thread where everyone pretends theyre so rich that they buy a new bmw (actually the shittiest luxury car) every 3 monthsjarofpiss posted:it's range rovers. those are actually the biggest rear end in a top hat drivers
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:12 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:If you get excited by cars you're definitely some kinda retard. I don't hold it against you but it's absolutely a cognitive deficiency.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:25 |
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If you don't get excited by driving fast cars, you are a flawed organism.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:27 |
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Anybody who drives a GTR is a loving cool rear end dude.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:33 |
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People who drive those 90s Tacomas before they got huge are the best overall drivers
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:35 |
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I like my Honda Fit cheapo model that doesn't even have power locks because the package with power locks was 2 grand more. Sometimes I drive it over ONE HUNDRED (kilometers per hour) Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 26, 2016 |
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satanic splash-back posted:If you don't get excited by driving fast cars, you are a flawed organism. Driving a fast car and going fast = cool and fun excitement about a car you don't get to drive = wtf is wrong with you
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:47 |
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Lowtax posted:Anybody who drives a GTR is a loving cool rear end dude. johnny manziel
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 00:52 |
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I had a 1978 BMW 530i. The fastest I ever got it was 140mph, but that was downhill. It would cruise on flat ground at 130mph, though. Good car.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 02:01 |
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Peddle2thaMetal posted:In my experience BMW drivers tend to be the fast, aggressive drivers (which can be ok)... Mercedes drivers are usually bad/inconsiderate... and Lexus are bad/unaware of all of their surroundings. So regarding the "big 3" of luxury car assholes, I actually prefer the BMW rear end in a top hat since they tend to get out of the way at least. this post is definitely true, mercedes drivers are inconsiderate assholes for sure. source: i drive a mercedes
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:03 |
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I live in an area full of rich fuckos. The Porsche/Corvette/Tesla/Maserati etc. drivers around here are (surprisingly?) super nice and considerate. The BMWs/Audis are bad but not as bad as the Volvos whose drivers appear to be universally asleep at the wheel.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:27 |
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All drivers of every type of car in every city in every state sucks poo poo because everyone in this country is inconsiderate and selfish in everything they do
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:34 |
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bossy lady posted:All drivers of every type of car in every city in every state sucks poo poo because everyone in this country is inconsiderate and selfish in everything they do get outta my way u rear end in a top hat!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:37 |
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In my area, drivers of German cars are pretty much assholes, as are Honda/Acura drivers. Drivers of American cars are fairly considerate and aware of the Rules of the Road, as are Nissans and Mazdas. Drivers of Toyotas (mostly those loving Priuses) and Subarus are overly cautious and old.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:38 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I had a 1978 BMW 530i. The fastest I ever got it was 140mph, but that was downhill. It would cruise on flat ground at 130mph, though. Good car. now all you gotta do is lower it and put basket weave wheels on and do an engine swap!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:00 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:BMW is the least likely car to get in front of me and then go five under or dick around in the fast lane so it's ok by me Honestly you just completely 100% changed my opinion on this topic. Good work. That really is true, and therefore, I can no longer hate BMW drivers and will now stick to hating Pruis drivers.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:03 |
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The funny thing about rear end in a top hat drivers: no one even GETS how bad this poo poo will be in 5 years. This is nothing! The real enemy? Motherfucking electric cars. Holy poo poo, electric cars will literally ruin the roadways of the future. Imagine a car that allows you to essentially go as fast as you want, as soon as you want. There's so much torque that you immediately begin to perceive almost every other car as being slow and retarded. This leads to the electric car driver acting like Speed Racer 100% of the time. The only loving reason this hasn't happened yet, is that the good electric cars are currently the domain of elite conservative douchebags who drive slow even with their speed machine. But 5 or 10 loving years from now, when accidents are up 40% and everyone is acting like a loving butthole peeling out of dead stops and instantly going 60MPH, I want you to think back to this thread and remember where you heard it first. Source: I have a good electric car and I drive like a reckless orangutan near-constantly.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:09 |
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thats not going to happen u retard also your golf cart doesnt count as a car
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:11 |
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bossy lady posted:All drivers of every type of car in every city in every state sucks poo poo because everyone in this country is inconsiderate and selfish in everything they do
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:23 |
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Lowtax posted:And Corvette drivers. clearly there are marked regional differences
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:32 |
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satanic splash-back posted:It is just you. Yeah, if anything is Audi owners that are the worst
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:34 |
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Volkswagen drivers are the worst because they think they're in BMWs. While both companies have fun ties to Nazi Germany one is a legitimate luxury brand with some semblence of quality and luxury while the other sells overly glorified weinershitzel fast food shitboxes that only have sizeable market share due to Apple-like marketing and strange memes about German engineering that are 5+ decades out of date and were probably never true in the first place. Smart Car drivers are also bad but I can't bring myself to get mad at them since any impact at speed is a death sentence without any crumple zones. Those guys are flipping the bird at fate when they're driving like assholes.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 04:49 |
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Fabulousity posted:Volkswagen drivers are the worst because they think they're in BMWs. Cannot be said enough. GTI/Golf drivers are loving horrid. Blame the 2000s VEEDUBZ commercials (which are good commercials, ironically)
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:13 |
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revmoo posted:I don't see what the problem is, I'm doing the speed limit. The problem is you're breaking the law as well. Your behavior causes a symptom of traffic congestion and "wolf packs." Yes its the law, two wrongs don't make a right yadda yadda.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:19 |
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maybe it's just where i live but all the bad drivers drive toyota corollas, camry's, prius, honda civics, pilots, nissan leaf, infiniti/mercedes/lexus suv's and stuff like that out of any car the worst drivers are 350z/370z owners Tashan Dorrsett fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Apr 26, 2016 |
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Without fail everytime I'm driving with my one buddy in the car I get loving stuck behind some dick who's going 10 under. This week it was a Honda Odyssey.
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