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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

JiveHonky posted:

good game bro. how about some 3 on 3? me and the Twin Towers, Nick and Bryan. vs you and 2 other posters you can pick whoever.



oh and sorry you were intimidated before, its all part of the game.



twin towers is apt cos they gonna get destroyed and become a running joke for 15 years

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The only irl nicknames I've ever been given were Roadkill because of my last name and Sid Vicious because I really liked punk rock in high school and my older brothers friends thought that was funny and started calling me that I've never played sports op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:



twin towers is apt cos they gonna get destroyed and become a running joke for 15 years

dammit owned

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Butt Slammington

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


"Little Bitch" because the other guys keep passing the ball too hard and it stings my hands, so I either duck or roll out of the way

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
You know they call me Ace cos i'm always stuck in the hole (of the ops rear end)

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
BIG DICK RICK

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Tom Gorman posted:

"Little Bitch" because the other guys keep passing the ball too hard and it stings my hands, so I either duck or roll out of the way

mine was, "pockets" for a similar reason

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Brick Moranis

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
they call me "tech-9" because technically i have not improved since i was 9.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
looks like op and his crew got run off ----- with the one ball they had between them!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Brolander posted:

Brick Moranis

They call me "the foreman". :smugbert:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

for real tho i was always rod carew when we played stickball. that mother trucker could flat loving hit singles like a boss

You're a mother loving Twins Twinkler.

(this would be more effective if I could find the picture from the old Twins programs with a smiling Rod Carew and TWINS TWINKLER above him)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

looks like op and his crew got run off ----- with the one ball they had between them!!!

what u wanna do?



dont reach!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


dribbling, slam dunk, ball hog, free throw ---- sometimes i wonder if i'm playing bball or am at your mothers place again

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
They call me Jefferson Davis cause I own everyone on the court.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:



dribbling, slam dunk, ball hog, free throw ---- sometimes i wonder if i'm playing bball or am at your mothers place again

i dont understand how you intend to defeat my mother with that weak rear end crossover

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
They call me Two Balls b/c I have an undescended testicle.

Rude imo

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Gay human being

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Larry Turd cos one time I was shooting a layup and I poo poo my shorts.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

All the girls say your D is lackluster

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

the male man

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Rape Stink posted:

They call me Jefferson Davis cause I own everyone on the court.

He's a white power forward.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Antonin Scalia, because I have complete control over the court and also everyone was very happy when I died.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

All the girls say your D is lackluster



oh you like kids? then call me Chris Hansen as I ask you to take a seat

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

JiveHonky posted:

oh you like kids? then call me Chris Hansen as I ask you to take a seat



why don't i just lay down

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
stinky

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Brolander posted:

Brick Moranis

Honey I Dunk The Kids

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

why don't i just lay down



are you fur real?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kurt because I had a sweet mullet and goggles like everyone's favorite pussy destroyer, Kurt Rambis.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Kurt because I had a sweet mullet and goggles like everyone's favorite pussy destroyer, Kurt Rambis.

i used to wear those sports goggles too. i couldnt see poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Patton because all my love has died

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



They called me the great white porch monkey

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Because I always eat bananas on my porch before balling

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Greg

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Legend of Anal Prolapse

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
they call me Kareem Abdul Jabbar because that's actually my name IRL.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
stepdad school



"hope you brought your hall passes" is what i say when i'm on the court.

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Lucious Pusey

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