Blazing Zero posted:

also endie is mentally unstable, i hear

CainFortea posted:

What are you talking about? We don't have that. That's only for doing strategic reimbursement fleet stuff.

gently caress, like day old newbies lead fleets.

Edit: I have had fleets dumped on my lap and I am vehemently not space important or vetted, or good.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

he explores in the heron!

it is named pebble

Some reddit retard posted:

That's right. I'm a SomethingAwful Goon and Goonwaffe pilot. Have been for the better part of a decade. And guess what? I'm proud of it.
I'm proud of being in the most powerful organization in video gaming history. I'm proud of being in an elite PVP organization, whose very name sends chills down the bones of our blood enemies. Are you?
Nothing makes me laugh harder than /r/eve making GBS threads all over our leader. When was the last time any of you nerds even opened a book? I bet 5% of you at most have even heard of Slavoj Zizek, much less read anything by him.
Sorry about our leader. Sorry that he's not a NEET loser who spends most of his time masturbating to lolicon in his parents' basement like most of the "Money Badger Coalition". Sorry that he's actually a socially competent, well-adjusted, intelligent individual who's well read and treats women like human beings instead of fucktoys and masturbation objects.
I wonder what would happen if any of you actually met The Mittani IRL. You would probably poo poo your pants so hard the inertia would propel you upwards a couple of feet at the very least.
I wake up every morning at 4 AM and spend 2 hours before work helping my alliance and my leader as much as humanly possile. I only get around 4 hours of sleep a night- this has been going on for the past couple of months. I'm starting to have minor audio hallucinations and other prodromal symptoms as a result (at this point almost totally suppressed by prescription anti-psychotics)
And guess what? I wouldn't trade it for any other thing in the world.
You will never be able to defeat us. Because we have higher IQ than you do. We have girlfriends, unlike you. And most importantly- we have Allah on our side. Allah favors the righteous, the noble. The wicked and sinful will be struck down in an ineffably post-racial cataclysmic anti-atrocity. Rest in piss my podkilled enemies. And eternal glory to the warriors of Allah, whose names will be etched forever into the anals of history.

Dr. Pangloss posted:

This is so true. Some of the most fun gaming has been with goons in other games. Town of Salem and DayZ (arma 2 version) stand out in particular.

Venom Snake posted:

all the directors who don't log in like the ones currently out leading fleets, entosising enemy sov, or being on that real poo poo.





baggage

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

horde? also by taking poo poo out of game do you mean making fun of people here or do you mean blawrf calling prencleeve's house

Despera posted:

New old goons goonswarm is pretty dope

Glory of Arioch posted:

it's a predator/prey thing, the predator doesn't hang around the fetid swamp because he likes it there

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

http://i.imgur.com/BQ9CONl.webm

Venom Snake posted:

Are you illiterate or just to lazy to read her post were she outlines she's joining the barbarian hordes currently squatting in our former home.

Venom Snake posted:

I apologized for throwing poo poo at her last night but being surprised at someone being blacklisted for joining the enemy in the middle of a war is a bit dumb.

Venom Snake posted:

She had no evidence and refused to give specifics, and that combined with peace'ing out to join our current enemy is in and of itself shady. If you leave in the middle of the war to join the people currently attempting to keep us out of our space don't expect to be handle with kiddie gloves when throwing out accusations.

Venom Snake posted:

Accusing ones leadership of shady stuff with no evidence and then subsequently leaving and joining the enemy, yes. Idk why your trying to make it seem like she raised some concerns then was thrown out.

Zephyrine posted:

Looking at the Eve map right now it's slightly worrying that leaving will get all your auth info published to the whole Alliance (coalition?) Especially for me who have so many formerly "secret" freighter and cyno alts.

Glory of Arioch posted:

did it never occur to you to do this privately to the parties involved

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you were literally in the freighter gank squad and afaik nobody has said "all of these people are angelique go kill the poo poo out of her" yet?

Glory of Arioch posted:

no he didn't, deadtear has no access to rc as far as i know

Glory of Arioch posted:

i like how you all thought we vehemently poured over all of the secret doxx documents we keep on every member in goonswarm federation, noted space autism pustule, and painstakingly entered every name into a web form, pausing occasionally to catch our breath and to chisel off some of the hardened cheetoh dust from the keyboard

Glory of Arioch posted:

Glory of Arioch posted:

so they can vet random recruits against it

hell for a while we toyed with the idea of making the imperium blacklist public to everyone who wanted to page through it, mostly as a character bazaar monkey wrench, for whatever that would be worth

Zephyrine posted:

Would you feel better if I came clean with all of it then?

evilweasel posted:

"someone, i think, maybe got banned for something that makes me right, i don't know who"

evilweasel posted:

jokine had characters in a hostile alliance, oss

Zephyrine posted:

It's 2 at night here in Sweden. If I go to bed before Flanders answers this then someone feel free to re-quote this every now and then as a reminder. I have no idea why the directorate of all people would push so hard for this when I wanted to leave it behind but if you're going to keep calling me on not making all the details public. Page after page. Then you leave me little choice.

Rhymenoserous posted:

haha I decided to go read some Darius Johnson posts on reddit and he sure is convinced we're all being abused or some dumb bullshit.

Like I get it, mittens huffs his own farts, but pretending DJ isn't doing a fair but of butthuffing for dem upvotes on reddit is pretty amazing.

evilweasel posted:

I mean, you could start with saying what the reforms you want are, either in this thread or hit me up on jabber (if I ignore you though, it's likely that i'm on one computer and it went to the other so I may respond in a few hours). I am always happy to listen to complaints and address them if I can. Sometimes, there are people you can't make happy - either because what they want and what everyone else wants are incompatible, or because they're just kind of a shitler (and my guess is, that's what the mittens post you're thinking of is about) - but most of the time there's something that we can work on.

Vando posted:

This thread feels like what a forum combining pro wrestlers and pro wrestling fans would be like.

Venom Snake posted:

Thing is, I can't agree with this. Iv seen it work in EVE multiple times.


It's pretty easy to talk to directors these days with Elysium and just bothering to seek them out. And the reason I complain is I don't like it when valuable people leave, Id rather them stay and try to make a difference because leaving just makes it harder on all the people trying to fix poo poo. Although it's a video game and people are free to go and do what they want.

4outof5 posted:

Is this the part of the movie where you all realize you're being dumb and get together as a TEAM and beat the bad guys?

go3 posted:

its almost like if you behave like a rational adult and try to get problems addressed you will get treated like a rational adult in turn.

however that just doesnt have the same entertainment value as turning the attention whore dial up to 11 on your way out and vaguely alluding to ~problems~ or throwing a giant walleyed loving fit because you were left out of a comic

That Works posted:

So, what is your purpose for posting here? It mainly just seems to be to poo poo on another organization because of ???

Like, what do you want to accomplish?

evilweasel posted:

I have to say, dreadnaught rats as a way to kill afk ratting was a shockingly well-thought out and well-executed move by CCP. I'm just not used to CCP actually pulling that sort of thing off, they silently killed afk ratting and made nullsec basically happy with its demise.