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Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
the san jose sharks are going to win the stanley cup












https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mdBw3SG5io

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Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
they're going to win the west but if you think they can beat the caps or pens you're outta your mind buddy

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

oblique posted:

they're going to win the west but if you think they can beat the caps or pens you're outta your mind buddy

lmap caps are fuckin done bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

i don't really care, my team is already out. i'm just saying don't get your hopes up you mental case

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I will win the Stanley Cup

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

are they good at fighting

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i like the fighting

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If they win I hope they fill the Stanley Cup with guacamole.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

can these gladiators of the ice hit the puck well and score the winning goal?


who gives a poo poo. show me some toothless retarded canadians beating the living poo poo out of each other

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is a post I can get behind.

They do appear to be better equipped for the tourney this year. I really only watch the playoffs because the regular season is boring in comparison. Can you explain to me what is different and why you are so confident?

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
the only good thread today.

we got this poo poo.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
are there sharks under ice

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Arent they the ones who owned docevil really bad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The only reason he lived was because the ref was a Vietnam combat medic.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The only reason he lived was because the ref was a Vietnam combat medic.

i know. it was me.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

he realized he was playing for buffalo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

i know. it was me.

Liar liar pants on fire

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
It'll be Caps west versus Sharks east, and a terrorist strike in DC during OT in game 7 will ensure that neither team ever wins a Stanley Cup.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
finally someone appreciates my clint malarchuk reference gently caress

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

RocktheCaulk posted:

It'll be Caps west versus Sharks east, and a terrorist strike in DC during OT in game 7 will ensure that neither team ever wins a Stanley Cup.

Sudden Death was a cool van Damme movie.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

dad gay. so what posted:

finally someone appreciates my clint malarchuk reference gently caress

I got it, but thought you were skating on thin ice and a bit too edgy.

:q:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Sudden Death was a cool van Damme movie.

As long as it gets the Caps by the Pens I don't care how it happens.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

finally someone appreciates my clint malarchuk reference gently caress

He is literally the only think i know about hockey.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mange Mite posted:

Arent they the ones who owned docevil really bad

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
We all know the Ducks won't win until they hire Gordon Bombay.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


oblique posted:

he realized he was playing for buffalo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

RocktheCaulk posted:

We all know the Ducks won't win until they hire Gordon Bombay.

I met the owner of the ducks once, my neighbor is friends with him.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I met the owner of the ducks once, my neighbor is friends with him.

I went on several unsuccessful dates with Bruce Beaudreau's friend's daughter who is a big time Mercedes dealer. 70 bucks I'll never get back again, but at least I got to watch TOP GUN! (it sucked)

gently caress Bruins fans.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
there are too many stupid teams in the nhl fight me

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

rabble rabble posted:

there are too many stupid teams in the nhl fight me

I would, but I don't want to take the instigator penalty.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
i'll push you and then u have too or you'll look like a pussy and that's also against the rules of hockey from what I understand

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Hey OP, answer my question.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

enjoy this season while you can, because pete de boer starts to suck rear end after his first year with a team. i should know, i'm a devils fan

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

are they good at fighting
only when raffi torres, the biggest shitbag in hockey, is playing for them

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 27, 2016

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Every playoff series should be the Sharks vs the Jets and it should end with one of each of them making out and then multiple stabbings.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I won't care about the NHL until SEA gets an NHL team. Same goes for the NBA too. Better get to work on this ASAP fellow Goons.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

RocktheCaulk posted:

I went on several unsuccessful dates with Bruce Beaudreau's friend's daughter who is a big time Mercedes dealer. 70 bucks I'll never get back again, but at least I got to watch TOP GUN! (it sucked)
my dad treated John MacMullen (guy who brought the New Jersey Devils from Colorado and first owner of the team) right before he died. he also met Lou Lamariello, and he said he was a grumpy old fart

RocktheCaulk posted:

gently caress Bruins fans.
gently caress boston fans in general

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Waltzing Along posted:

This is a post I can get behind.

They do appear to be better equipped for the tourney this year. I really only watch the playoffs because the regular season is boring in comparison. Can you explain to me what is different and why you are so confident?

martin jones is the best goalie int he league, ergo the sharks will win the stanley cup

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I thought the sharks sucked? The last time I looked at hockey was 20 years ago so I'm assuming nothing has changed?

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