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Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
also vote joe pavelski for the cover of nhl 2017

https://www.nhl.com/ea-sports-nhl-17-cover-vote

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Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
Back when I played NHL '96 on the SNES I always played as San Jose.

There was a point between the center line and blue line where you could flip the puck over the goalie every time.

It was a fun game!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Bettman: please make the logical choice and move the Arizona Coyotes to the surface of the sun.
But they'll have to change the mascot because there are no coyotes on the sun.

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Apr 28, 2016

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
bump

sharks are in the stanley cup finals

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

that's the sound of many, many bay area fans making a beeline off the Warriors bandwagon after suddenly learning of the existence of the Sharks

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Y-Hat posted:

that's the sound of many, many bay area fans making a beeline off the Warriors bandwagon after suddenly learning of the existence of the Sharks
Warriors gonna comeback
Warriors, Sharks, Giants, and Raiders first four-sport title sweep this year.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Afro posted:

bump

sharks are in the stanley cup finals

Just came to bump this myself. Excited!

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
game 1 tonight

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
mods please change the thread title to the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS are going to win the stanley cup BITCH

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

vols bitch posted:

mods please change the thread title to the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS are going to win the stanley cup B*TCH

censored u

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

vols bitch posted:

mods please change the thread title to the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS are going to be the stanley cup BITCH

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

vols bitch posted:

mods please change the thread title to the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS are going to win the stanley cup BITCH

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

vols bitch posted:

mods please change the thread title to the PITTSBURGH PENGUINS are going to win the stanley cup BITCH

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
one hour till beautiful phil kessel destroys the sharks like they were a hotdog from a food truck

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Pretty sure a shark would kill a penguin yu gyus

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

MechaFrogzilla posted:

Pretty sure a shark would kill a penguin yu gyus
sharks can't breath on ice myth busted

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

also don't believe the logo

the sj sharks are like those lovely little aquarium petting tank sharks

only worse at hockey, somehow

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Penguins have knees. Sharks do not. One team will use this to their advantage.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lol at the first period dominance by the Pens so far

Good Canadian Boy
May 12, 2013

vols bitch posted:

one hour till beautiful phil kessel destroys the sharks like they were a hotdog from a food truck

sounds about right

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nobody cares about your hand egg competitions, stupid jocks

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

If they win I hope they fill the Stanley Cup with guacamole.

It's San Jose, dude, they're gonna fill it with eggs. :douche:

im cute
Sep 21, 2009


now that's what im talking about

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Why are there 7 games? Wouldn't 1 be enough?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Little known fact:

In the off season, the Stanley Cup sits peacefully on my coffee table. It is filled with Swedish fish for my TV-watching pleasure.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ayeka posted:

Why are there 7 games? Wouldn't 1 be enough?

7 is more than and so better than 1

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
the Super Bowl should be best of 7

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
:smug:

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Maybe if the Stanley Cup was only 1 game it would be as popular as the Super Bowl

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
gently caress that second period

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

vols bitch posted:

gently caress that second period

Hockey is ice cold.

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

"h" "e" double hockey sticks

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
:smith:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

Both Joe Pavelski and I banged the same girl in high school (At different times.)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Yes

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Tim Peters posted:

Both Joe Pavelski and I banged the same girl in high school (At different times.)

the difference was that this was a low point in joes life

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Tim Peters posted:

Both Joe Pavelski and I banged the same girl in high school (At different times.)

Eskimo brothers.

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
we are going to have a bay sweep this year. dubs, sharks, giants/As and my niners will magically win the super bowl under the loving guidance of coach chip. YAY AREAAAAA

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