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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/opencup/status/733097525830262786

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

awyeahz posted:

Nippert attendance update: pretty good

https://twitter.com/ChuBeast/status/733073911550779393

Indy away fans lit smoke bombs after Indy Eleven NPSL equalized:

https://twitter.com/IndyElevenNPSL/status/733080617861189633







King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



The Villages SC, from the largest retirement community in the US in central Florida, is currently tied with the Charleston Battery and into overtime somehow.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Sorry wicka, your Riverhounds lost to an amateur side.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Villages up 2-1 in PKs against Charleston right now.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



The Villages win!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




OKC Energy went through 10-9 on penalties against Mississippi, which is not a team but a "soccer ministry".

They get to play Rayo OKC (you know, the team with the autism awareness shirts) in the next round.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Except they used an ineligible player, disqualifying them. Oops!

e: Round 2 results:

West Chester United 0-2 Harrisburg City Islanders
Cincinnati 2-1 Indy Eleven NPSL
Charlotte Eagles 0-2 Charlotte Independence
Richmond Kickers 4-0 Aromas Cafe
Wilmington Hammerheads 6-0 Miami Fusion
Louisville City 1-1 Detroit City (Louisville City advance on PKs)
Rochester Rhinos 7-0 Southie FC
Pittsburgh Riverhounds 0-2 Lansdowne Bhoys
Charleston Battery 2-2 the Villages (Charleston advance due to the Villages using an ineligible player)
Chattanooga 0-0 Reading United (Chattanooga advance on PKs)
Saint Louis 2-0 AFC Cleveland
San Antonio 3-1 Corinthians of San Antonio
Mississippi Brilla 0-0 Oklahoma City Energy (Oklahoma City advance on PKs)
Des Moines Menace 2-0 Tulsa Roughnecks
La Maquina 2-0 Sacramento Gold
Colorado Springs Switchbacks 1-0 Harpo's
Los Angeles Wolves 1-1 Orange County Blues (Los Angeles advance on PKs)
Kitsap Pumas 1-0 Seattle Sounders U23s
Sacramento Republic 5-0 CD Aguiluchos USA
FC Tucson 0-5 Arizona United
New York Pancyprian-Freedoms 0-1 Jersey Express

Round 3, where NASL clubs enter, is June 1.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 20, 2016

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000




So sad

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I know it's not especially Google friendly or whatever, but maybe even a cursory phone call to the old job doesn't seem that hard

"Hey, did this guy play in these specific matches?"

They do this at like regional oil change joints and they can't do this for things that potentially change the date of your business

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Tampa Bay Rowdies are offering free tickets to the Wednesday night, June 1st US Open Cup match against FC Cincinnati at Al Lang in St. Pete.

Given the difficulty getting people to drive across the bridge to St. Pete on a weeknight, this is a smart move. Might as well see if they can attract a decent sized midweek crowd to Al Lang for a change.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

The Fire play the winner of Louisville-Indy in the next round. Either one will be a great road trip for one of the sides.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Do over Ham posted:

Tampa Bay Rowdies are offering free tickets to the Wednesday night, June 1st US Open Cup match against FC Cincinnati at Al Lang in St. Pete.

Given the difficulty getting people to drive across the bridge to St. Pete on a weeknight, this is a smart move. Might as well see if they can attract a decent sized midweek crowd to Al Lang for a change.

They've sold out of everything except GA tickets, apparently. I'll be there.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 3 match day is tomorrow:

Fort Lauderdale Strikers vs. Richmond Kickers
Jacksonville Armada vs. Charleston Battery (STREAM)
Rochester Rhinos vs. Lansdowne Bhoys
Chattanooga vs. Harrisburg City Islanders (STREAM)
New York Cosmos vs. Jersey Express (STREAM)
Carolina RailHawks vs. Charlotte Independence
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs. Cincinnati (STREAM)
Indy Eleven vs. Louisville City (RADIO)
Saint Louis vs. Minnesota United (STREAM)
Miami vs. Wilmington Hammerheads (STREAM)
Rayo OKC vs. Oklahoma City Energy (STREAM)
Des Moines Menace vs. San Antonio (STREAM)
Arizona United vs. Colorado Springs Switchbacks
La Maquina vs. Los Angeles Wolves
Sacramento Republic v. Kitsap Pumas (RADIO)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jun 1, 2016

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
The dream is dead for the Richmond Kickers, losing to the Ft Lauderdale Strikers before half of you even got out of bed.

1100 on a Wednesday is a wretched time to play the foot. Vengeance shall be swift, as they have to play DC on a Wednesday in suburban Maryland.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Tampa Bay Rowdies 1-0 FC Cincinnati full time.

Rowdies travel to Columbus Crew in the next round.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Do over Ham posted:

Tampa Bay Rowdies 1-0 FC Cincinnati full time.

Rowdies travel to Columbus Crew in the next round.

It was actually a pretty decent match, too. They still have an annoying tendency to pass out wide instead of shooting when sitting in front of goal, though.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Chicago-Indy could be the start of a fun inter-league rivalry.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Hello Towel posted:

Chicago-Indy could be the start of a fun inter-league rivalry.

Winner gets the Peter Wilt Trophy?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CaptainYesterday posted:

Winner gets the Peter Wilt Trophy?

Winner gets Peter Wilt.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
Indy Eleven beat Louisville City FC (USL) 2-1 and face Chicago Fire in Bridgeview, Illinois on June 15!

Attendance was probably under 3000, better than I expected considering USOC tickets weren't included in the season ticket package.

https://twitter.com/dspetrik/status/738180803113431040

And Louisville fans showed up!

https://twitter.com/Bloody_Shambles/status/738201341575585795

And Peter Wilt's already talking poo poo on twitter!

https://twitter.com/PeterWilt1/status/738201891247656964

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Ralph's Mob tifosi utilizing one of my favorite Rodney Marsh images.



NASL is doing better against USL in US Open Cup competition this year.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Poor Miami and Rayo. It's a good change from last year, though. Almost tempted to drive up to Columbus for the next game.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

King of False Promises posted:

Poor Miami and Rayo. It's a good change from last year, though.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 3 is final!

Fort Lauderdale Strikers 1-1 Richmond Kickers (Fort Lauderdale advance on PKs)
Jacksonville Armada 2-1 (a.e.t.) Charleston Battery
Rochester Rhinos 2-0 Lansdowne Bhoys
Chattanooga 1-2 Harrisburg City Islanders
New York Cosmos 2-0 Jersey Express
Carolina RailHawks 5-0 (a.e.t.) Charlotte Independence
Tampa Bay Rowdies 1-0 Cincinnati
Indy Eleven 2-1 Louisville City
Saint Louis 0-2 Minnesota United
Miami 1-2 Wilmington Hammerheads
Rayo OKC 1-2 Oklahoma City Energy
Des Moines Menace 1-2 San Antonio
Arizona United 0-3 Colorado Springs Switchbacks
La Maquina 2-0 Los Angeles Wolves
Sacramento Republic 1-3 Kitsap Pumas

Also, up north, Toronto beat Montreal 4-2, and Ottawa beat Vancouver 2-0 in the first legs of the Canadian Championship semi-finals.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Hold up. 5-0 after extra time!?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Up La Maquina imo

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Hold up. 5-0 after extra time!?
That is not a typo - Carolina scored five loving times in the extra 30'.

quote:

B. Schuler 92 (Assists: J. Orlando)
N. Albadawi 96 (Assists: none)
B. Shriver 99 (Assists: N. Albadawi)
J. Orlando 109 (Assists: B. Schuler)
B. Schuler 115 (Assists: B. Shriver)

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



good to see the canadian championship getting the amount of attention it deserves

games got played and it was established yet again that ontario is the best province

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Canadian Championship is the easiest route for an NASL team to make the CCL, so I'm pulling pretty hard for Ottawa. I enjoyed watching them beat the Vancouver B team last night.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

How to loaf, creatively. Apparently drinking is involved. An explanation of the US Open Cup. And how to earn a lifetime ban from the St. Pete police.

quote:

Rowdies advance in 103rd US Open Cup

A saga of beer, singing, and soccer.

http://www.cltampa.com/arts-entertainment/sports/article/20781594/rowdieswinlamarhunt

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 4 begins tomorrow, so while you're watching Copa América, check these out on your phone:

June 14
Colorado Rapids vs. Colorado Springs Switchbacks (RADIO)
Real Salt Lake vs. Wilmington Hammerheads (STREAM)
Portland Timbers vs. San Jose Earthquakes (STREAM)
Los Angeles Galaxy vs. la Maquina (STREAM)

June 15
Philadelphia Union vs. Harrisburg City Islanders
Columbus Crew vs. Tampa Bay Rowdies (STREAM)
Jacksonville Armada vs. Orlando City (STREAM)
Rochester Rhinos vs. Red Bull New York (STREAM)
New York City vs. New York Cosmos
Carolina RailHawks vs. New England Revolution
D.C. United vs. Ft. Lauderdale Strikers (STREAM)
Minnesota United vs. Sporting Kansas City (STREAM)
Chicago Fire vs. Indy Eleven (STREAM)
Dallas vs. Oklahoma City Energy
Houston Dynamo vs. San Antonio (STREAM)
Seattle Sounders vs. Kitsap Pumas (STREAM)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jun 15, 2016

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

CaptainYesterday posted:

Winner gets the Peter Wilt Trophy?

It's called the Schlabst Cup and it's staying in Chicago.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Hello Towel posted:

It's called the Schlabst Cup and it's staying in Chicago.

Hmmm....I can always rely on my fellow soccer goons to expand my beer knowledge. :beerpal:

quote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Wilt

He is also known as the Patron Saint of The Highbury, a sports bar in Milwaukee where he is known to appear frequently, where he invented Schlabst, Milwaukee's Black and Tan. A mixture of bottled Schlitz beer and canned Pabst, poured into a pint glass.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

SJ almost got Zemanskied

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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porkface posted:

SJ almost got Zemanskied

Good win.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

L.A. Galaxy Require Cheap, Fake Goal To Beat Fifth-Division Beer League Team

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
gently caress the LA Galaxy. That's the honor you get having a guy like Steven Gerrard on your squad - cheap, dishonorable bullshit because they can't win anything of consequence any other way

They cheated to beat La Maquina. The Summer of CONCACAF.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Greetings from the pastoral Maryland SoccerPlex, set in Boyds, MD. The Fort Lauderdale Strikers cheated their way here by starting their Third Round match at the crack of dawn, and their reward is a thousand extra feet of sea level to face a DC United squad starting a man that could die at any moment and a literal teenager they signed on Monday.

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I'm a native Hoosier, but as always I'm all Fire tonight against Indy 11.

Can the worst of MLS beat the best of NASL?

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