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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Jay Gruden, Hue Jackson and Mike Zimmer all took players that the Bengals were likely targeting so loving thanks a lot assholes

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
joey bosa was wearing a bolo tie

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

I guess Marijuana is a marijuana like substance.

Could be spice

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

axeil posted:

Carson Wentz seems real cool and Jon Gruden had him on his show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvQnreL2j-4

I'm sad that Bradford has taken the news really poorly but hopefully he gets over it, since the plan is to keep Wentz in the wings all season and roll with Bradford. I think if we Aaron Rodgers the guy he's the perfect fit for us.


Also:

https://twitter.com/DudeYouCrazy/status/725862548042600449/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc

:stare:

If that statement's real his agent might be the dumbest agent alive.

:laffo: that poo poo apology took away all the good will he got from me for smoking

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Doltos posted:

can more people post gently caress jerry reese so i can empty quote all of you?

Jerry Reese is a gigantic turd and gently caress him

gently caress Jerry Reese

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Doltos posted:

can more people post gently caress jerry reese so i can empty quote all of you?

poo poo, forums error double post

gently caress Jerry Reese again though

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ross Angeles posted:

joey bosa was wearing a bolo tie

nice to see someone will be picking up the dumbest torch

AbsolutelySane
Jul 2, 2012

waah posted:

Gettleman just likes big dudes. At this point with the success he's had, who the gently caress am I to question him.

It worked twice for the Giants. I guess we now know who the real talent in that front office was.

Hint: It wasn't Jerry Reece. (Sorry, Febreeze)

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/725874720520982528

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Chichevache posted:

I wanted him.

For OT or G?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Well this is definitely Dre Kirkpatrick's last year with the Bengals.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

What are the future events brought on by drafting william #3.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Febreeze posted:

Jerry Reese is a gigantic turd and gently caress him

gently caress Jerry Reese

here's a fun fact Jerry Reese has never traded back once in the draft. He's never traded up either. I think no one likes him in the league or he's too phone-shy to pick one up and actually dial up a GM.

Jerry Reese had a killer 2007 draft that lined up perfectly with the super bowl run and he's been coasting on that poo poo for nine loving years now. What an a-hole.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Chargers say Bosa will play DE.

he's going to get eaten alive

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WHOOPS posted:

For OT or G?

Quarterback, because *window joke*

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Ross Angeles posted:

Chargers say Bosa will play DE.

he's going to get eaten alive

ross!! stop it!!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Doltos posted:

ross!! stop it!!

how can you play DE in a 3-4 at like 260

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Atticus Finch posted:

Well this is definitely Dre Kirkpatrick's last year with the Bengals.

Not necessarily. They're going to have cap space and they spend on dbacks.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Does bill three have some goodm oves.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
if your pick gets taken away, you cant pick a bust. 11th dimensional chess from bill b

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Ross Angeles posted:

how can you play DE in a 3-4 at like 260

He's 270 which means he'll have to tack on another 5-10 pounds, not unrealistic. I addressed that earlier when someone asked if Bullard can play the 3-4. They'll probably stick him on the weakside too because he's so tall and can do arm to arm combat with LTs. Good thing about him is he can stand up and rush too.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
I like Bosa quite a bit. Solid in all facets, and he still has some room to bulk up, so I have no qualms with starting him at DE. It's not like the Chargers use a lot of base 3-4 looks anyway.

I'd be happy with safety, center and a developmental tackle over the next few rounds.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Parmesan Basil posted:

Fire Dorsey. He needed a QB to replace Smith and he KNEW that Denver needed one too. Package Davis in the trade up if you have to but get the biggest need. Lynch was it. Chiefs now secure in the bottom three of starting QBs in the league.
I agree but for another set of reasons.

Why the gently caress are we trading down when we should of been moving up? A bunch of good rear end dudes went right before us and we could of had one for a 2017 3rd round pick.

We're getting at least one for Sean Smith. Instead we trade down with SF for a scratched up copy of Metal Gear Solid 5 and a half-ate KitKat.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

if your pick gets taken away, you cant pick a bust. 11th dimensional chess from bill b
He gets his studs in the lower rounds anyway. Goodell gets to take his pound of flesh, and it won't even hurt the team. Brilliant.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
PFF's grades for the first round: https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2016/04/28/draft-2016-nfl-draft-pick-by-pick-grades-and-analysis-of-round-1-2/

1. Los Angeles Rams: Jared Goff | Grade: A
2. Philadelphia Eagles: Carson Wentz | Grade: A-
3. San Diego Chargers: Joey Bosa | Grade: A
4. Dallas Cowboys: Ezekiel Elliott | Grade: C+
5. Jacksonville Jaguars: Jalen Ramsey | Grade: A
6. Baltimore Ravens: Ronnie Stanley | Grade: B-
7. San Francisco 49ers: DeForest Buckner | Grade: A+
8. Tennessee Titans: Jack Conklin | Grade: B-
9. Chicago Bears: Leonard Floyd | Grade: B+
10. New York Giants: Eli Apple | Grade: C-
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Vernon Hargreaves | Grade: A-
12. New Orleans Saints: Sheldon Rankins | Grade: A
13. Miami Dolphins: Laremy Tunsil | Grade: A
14. Oakland Raiders: Karl Joseph | Grade: B+
15. Cleveland Browns: Corey Coleman | Grade: A
16. Detroit Lions: Taylor Decker | Grade: D+
17. Atlanta Falcons: Keanu Neal | Grade: D
18. Indianapolis Colts: Ryan Kelly | Grade: B
19. Buffalo Bills: Shaq Lawson | Grade: A-
20. New York Jets: Darron Lee | Grade: C-
21. Houston Texans: Will Fuller | Grade: C
22. Washington Redskins: Josh Doctson | Grade: A
23. Minnesota Vikings: Laquon Treadwell | Grade: C+
24. Cincinnati Bengals: William Jackson III | Grade: A
25. Pittsburgh Steelers: Artie Burns | Grade: D
26. Denver Broncos: Paxton Lynch | Grade: B
27. Green Bay Packers: Kenny Clark | Grade: C+
28. San Francisco 49ers: Joshua Garnett | Grade: C+
29. Arizona Cardinals: Robert Nkemdiche | Grade: B-
30. Carolina Panthers: Vernon Butler | Grade: B
31. Seattle Seahawks: Germain Ifedi | Grade: D

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Projected as a top-5 pick or something

Really big, crazy athletic, weird in the Arian Foster kind of way, has family issues that scared away a lot of teams (I think).

I don't know how much time he'll get with Rucker around but he's probably a steal? No idea much else because I haven't followed all that much this offseason and why would I expect Nkemdiche to fall to Arizona???

He's a bigger, faster, saxophone playing Darnell Dockett

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Crazy Ted posted:

He gets his studs in the lower rounds anyway. Goodell gets to take his pound of flesh, and it won't even hurt the team. Brilliant.

bill b executes 31 simultaneous trades to pick up the entire 6th round, then drafts the rutgers lacrosse team

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Cavauro posted:

Does bill three have some goodm oves.

He's probably going to be great in your system. I think of him as the 2nd best corner this year bc I think Ramsey is gonna be better at safety than corner

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Chichevache posted:

I wanted him.

All the reasons I need! suck it Chiche!!!!!!!!!!! :getin:


also lol @ him wanting to buy a panther. Thats a weird I can get behind

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wow PFF loves Buckner

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I like the Bengals pick because Dre K is trash and because we got to poop on the Steelers.

I love that Eli Apple went 10th overall. The giants are dumb as gently caress!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Doltos posted:

here's a fun fact Jerry Reese has never traded back once in the draft. He's never traded up either. I think no one likes him in the league or he's too phone-shy to pick one up and actually dial up a GM.

he traded up for landon collins, but yeah.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


bigmcgaffney posted:

He's a bigger, faster, saxophone playing Darnell Dockett

I am down with this immensely

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Wow PFF loves Buckner

He was the second highest player on their board. They give that pick the top rating in the draft.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/WillBurge/status/725856474895896576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Someone tell me about a butler

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

He's probably going to be great in your system. I think of him as the 2nd best corner this year bc I think Ramsey is gonna be better at safety than corner

Listen here. my system in the sega dreamcast, but I like your football brain and helpful nature per usual

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I hope Goff has his arm ready to hand off to Gurley all season long.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
After years of oher and bell I finally have a right tackle to be excited about. Yay!

BlindSite posted:

Someone tell me about a butler

He is a physical freak who has the career projections of Wilkerson

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
The Lions kind of did a meh pick but at least it wasn't a TE.

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