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Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
If I am right and we die I will go to heaven and you will go to hell.

If you're right and we die nothing will happen.

Checkmate you non believing evolutionists :smug:

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Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
What's the story behind people saying carbon dating is wrong? I remember when I was super young someone saying they threw a monkey bone into a hot springs for 3 hours and it got carbon dated at 12,000 years old and that was how carbon dating was wrong.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Friendly Humour posted:

I have two cousins. Everything else in my paternal and maternal family trees has been obliterated in wars or never borne offspring. I just realised that's a bit odd.

RIP your bloodline.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
I've never had a flu shot and have never gotten the flu and get sick like once a year if that :smug:

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Nobnob posted:

I once met a doctor who unironically tried to convince me that the earth is 6000 years old and god made us all, while calling a disease god's curse.
He even was quite young, maybe around 30 or so.

I hope someone says that to me someday so I can ask them what did I do to make god curse me with type 1 diabetes at age 10.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

I checked with my Calvinist doctor and he says it's predestination. You were bound for hell even before you were born

RIP me. Good thing I accepted Jesus so I now get to go to heaven!

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Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Fitzy Fitz posted:

If you're predestined for hell Jesus isn't going to save you, sorry.

Calvinist God is a real dick.

So he's like the jehova witness god but more people can get into heaven instead of just 144,000?

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