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i would put condoms in lootcrates as a joke, and maybe some free prescription drug sample offers like for paxil and poo poo
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I used to get Kona Kase because I didn't know what kind of healthy snacks to buy when I first started running a lot. About half of what they sent was weird and gross.
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Apr 30, 2016 19:09
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Sperghetti posted:My girlfriend bought me a loot crate subscription for Christmas and it was really hard to hide how pissed I was. what should I buy her for her birthday coming up as subtle retaliation? huge monthly tampon box with her name spraypainted on it in hot pink w/ glitter
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Apr 30, 2016 19:10
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Mariana Horchata posted:free prescription drug sample offers like for paxil and poo poo Pitch that and I think you could make a cool mil.
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Apr 30, 2016 19:10
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suicide crate
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Apr 30, 2016 19:11
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you have to open it, play with the plastic poo poo inside for a bit, then put it back and ship it to another loser, it's loop crate
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Apr 30, 2016 19:17
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It's like someone picked up the freebies from E3 and Comic Con and charged a usurious rate to nerds for the privilege of waste transport. Oh boy!
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Apr 30, 2016 19:18
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I don't think you know what gambling means. Lol if you gamble 15 a month for a one in a million shot at 200 though!
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Apr 30, 2016 19:22
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quote:The May fantasy-themed crate was like epic-level awesome!
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Apr 30, 2016 19:25
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:op i want you to download grindr and make an appointment to suck a stranger's dick in a filthy truckstop bathroom. it will be the first time you have ever brought pleasure to another human being and you deserve the indignity of swallowing cum i like you now
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Apr 30, 2016 19:27
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Dely Apple posted:
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Apr 30, 2016 20:12
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Sperghetti posted:My girlfriend bought me a loot crate subscription for Christmas and it was really hard to hide how pissed I was. what should I buy her for her birthday coming up as subtle retaliation? monthly dildo subscription, choose the 'cavernous' package
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Apr 30, 2016 20:13
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Sperghetti posted:My girlfriend bought me a loot crate subscription for Christmas and it was really hard to hide how pissed I was. what should I buy her for her birthday coming up as subtle retaliation? subscription for high end theater makeup intended for lepers and burn victims
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Apr 30, 2016 20:14
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Sperghetti posted:My girlfriend bought me a loot crate subscription for Christmas and it was really hard to hide how pissed I was. what should I buy her for her birthday coming up as subtle retaliation? an engagement ring roflmao
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Apr 30, 2016 20:14
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fandom merchandise and SSRIs - Overnight & Direct to your Door    
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Apr 30, 2016 20:40
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Fifteen bucks a month for more clutter delivered to your house. All "collectable" too so you feel obligated to hoard it. What a weird service.
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Apr 30, 2016 21:11
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fuel for the incinerator imo
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Apr 30, 2016 21:37
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USPS is pretty drat awesome. Only issue I've had is that they were supposed to overnight something and deliver it by 10:30 am the next day but it didn't get there overnight,it did get there,so they gave me my money back. So it got shipped for free.
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Apr 30, 2016 21:48
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Rutibex posted:loot crate was only the beginning. there are millions of these dumb monthly boxes now. I like watching the battlebox opening video personally: These videos are no where near as fun when the guy genuinely/pretends to like the objects for referral money. This thing is the biggest load of crap I've ever seen, but whoever realised they could resell army surplus stuff to nerds with a huge markup is kind of a genius.
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Apr 30, 2016 21:51
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criscodisco posted:I have a subscription to the dollar shave club, and have had all sorts of trouble getting them delivered lately. After having delivered them no problem for a year and a half, they left a "sorry we missed you" card (even though I was home, they never knocked). The card claimed that it was sent insured mail and I had to sign for it or pick it up. I contacted dollar shave club and they said they don't send anything insured. Is Dollar Shave actually worth it because their advertisements are correct and I am, in fact, very tired of paying out the rear end for blades
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Apr 30, 2016 21:56
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Harry's is good for cheap blades
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only good product delivery service imo
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Apr 30, 2016 22:03
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The once a month razor services are dumb. Just buy a years worth from dorco at a time. At least one of the razor services use rebranded dorco blades anyway.
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Apr 30, 2016 22:06
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Mariana Horchata posted:i would put condoms in lootcrates as a joke, and maybe some free prescription drug sample offers like for paxil and poo poo These nerds would probably get confused and make finger puppets out of them
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Apr 30, 2016 22:08
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LMAO, you can now buy a 40 dollar crate with even more overpriced crap!
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Apr 30, 2016 22:12
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This poo poo disgusts me.
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Apr 30, 2016 22:14
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If I were your post officer, I would deliver your Loot Crate. I would not harm your Loot Crate. I would however return to burn down your house, as a loving favor to you, so you can move on with your life without your ten tons of Firefly poo poo.
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Apr 30, 2016 22:16
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Is this where people get those plastic anime desk toy things to decorate their two foot section of the open floor plan office
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Apr 30, 2016 22:16
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Nothing labeled as a collectible is actually collectible. You gotta collect the poo poo that people don't expect of you want to make money in 80 years.
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Apr 30, 2016 22:19
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isn't that thinkgeek
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naem posted:Is this where people get those plastic anime desk toy things to decorate their two foot section of the open floor plan office Yeah and they're always heavily encrusted with cum. What's the deal with that?
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Apr 30, 2016 22:21
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Nothing labeled as a collectible is actually collectible. You gotta collect the poo poo that people don't expect of you want to make money in 80 years. Bitcoin will be the worlds barter system in 80 years, confirmed!
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Apr 30, 2016 22:25
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the answer is clear: stinky doo doo comes out of the butt.
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Nothing labeled as a collectible is actually collectible. You gotta collect the poo poo that people don't expect of you want to make money in 80 years. that's why I've been collecting semen
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Apr 30, 2016 22:27
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so this company just buys leftover free poo poo from loser convention and then sells random bits of it to u at  and they have a special one just for Firefly alone? lol that makes sense  
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i too had to google lootcrate and i beg you to reconsider what you are doing with your life i mean if u need a mystery box of nerd poo poo to affirm what a nerd u r all u need is a mirrior jfc dont drag federal employees into this mess
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Lastgirl posted:i too had to google lootcrate hehe  more like 
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loving lol
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 just imagine this scenario years and years of lootcrate, and the lootcratee dies with all that horded junk. Who handles the estate? "And the attack on titan mug goes to my grandson who rejoiced at my death and can finally lift the family name out of shame." e: this hypothetical scenario would not work as he would have no lineage, I just realized this.
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