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signing up to get regularly receive crap in the mail for a monthly charge is the new buying As Seen on TV poo poo for payments of $19.99JediTalentAgent posted:The thing with Lootcrate and other such services is that every month there is at least 1 item I think is really neat and I would never have thought of buying myself, then a bunch of other stuff I don't care about. but thats how they keep ya hooked ya doofus Microwaves Mom posted:you just gave me an idea for a lootcrate. i swear ive alread seen this advertised late at night on cable...sounds enticing but i strongly believe in spending my dollars at my local independent American sex shop instead of a faceless multinational corp selling u chinese plastic prob covered in melamine Lastgirl posted:
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Rutibex posted:loot crate was only the beginning. there are millions of these dumb monthly boxes now. I like watching the battlebox opening video personally: they have "$67.85 value" with decimal points and everything so you know they couldnt have made it up its like when you buy lovely legal firework stands with a big box that costs $100 but they say $450 VALUE and it actually works because enough people live their lives in complete ignorant bliss
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the only thing dumber than loot crate is the braindead poo poo-fingering op
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Happy bday op
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unpacked robinhood posted:you have to open it, play with the plastic poo poo inside for a bit, then put it back and ship it to another loser, it's loop crate vintage collectible exclusive back-issue loot crates its brilliant
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MulchCrate. Ten cubic yards of cedar mulch are delivered to your front door the first of every month. No questions asked.
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Rutibex posted:loot crate was only the beginning. there are millions of these dumb monthly boxes now. I like watching the battlebox opening video personally: I like how a 10€ Mora becomes a 100$ Mora when they make the blade black.
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I don't like how YouTube personalities spend half their video discussing business strategies with their eyes open really wide and then thanking other YouTube personalities for ScribeCumPoints©™® to make money off each other
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Imagine an earthquake or tsunami or civil unrest has struck and you have an actual survival kit for you and your loved ones, and you quickly scamper together past the rubble and the corpses of friends and neighbors to relative safety, now squatting under a tarp you've arranged into a tent shape thankful for your health and good planning you lovingly hand your wife and daughter a can of ZOMBEANS©™® THE ONLY ZOMBIE THEMED BEANS EXXTREEEEME™®© they begin to cry as the bright green food coloring and screaming skull on the packaging "daddy it looks, like the man, like the man we saw he was dead DADDY HE WAS DEAD NO DD, DADDY HHH HH"
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canyoneer posted:Put make a stack of two hundred one dollar bills and set it on fire. Send the video to her. I like this and it perfectly captures the sentiment I felt that lovely Christmas morn
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I haven't read the thread so if someone mentioned this already fuk you but remember that time in SA Mart where a guy scammed dozens of idiot goons with one of these mystery box things by claiming that some would have vacations and money in them and it turned out they all had random office supplies?
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I haven't read the thread so if someone mentioned this already fuk you but remember that time in SA Mart where a guy scammed dozens of idiot goons with one of these mystery box things by claiming that some would have vacations and money in them and it turned out they all had random office supplies? i bought a mystery box off of SA Mart, but i got some pretty cool stuff in it. i wouldnt buy a monthly subscription to GoonBox, but i think my $20 went to fuel some poor guys drug addiction, and i can be happy with that
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Heath posted:Is Dollar Shave actually worth it because their advertisements are correct and I am, in fact, very tired of paying out the rear end for blades it's better than getting ripped off by gillette at the grocery store. but they're cheap because you only get 1 pack of blades every month. only 4 cartridges on the four blade. if you pay out the rear end for razor blades you probably go through more than one cartridge per week. get a double edge safety razor. a 100 pack of blades is like $15-20 which is still cheaper than a gimmick mail order club plus you don't have to keep using dull blades. seriously i got on that bandwagon like 4-5 years ago and it has saved a ton of money.
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get harrys blades they liked the factory so much they bought it and deliver quality razors to you at a reasonable price with optional foam shave accessory
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im stealing this for my sig, namaste edit: sigtest
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Actually, that make me think of something they need to do: Bugout Box. Every month you get random survivalist food, gear, books, etc. It's a crate system built for hording.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Actually, that make me think of something they need to do: Bugout Box. Already exists: Rutibex posted:loot crate was only the beginning. there are millions of these dumb monthly boxes now. I like watching the battlebox opening video personally:
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Cornwind Evil posted:Got it for my birthday, first crate comes when I'm out and someone else receives it. Then the next month comes and I discover the truth. guess what op: i hate it too. it sucks
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JediTalentAgent posted:
they will have to compete with my superior 'HotBox' service
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startin a new enterprise. it's called Lootdumpster only
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I haven't read the thread so if someone mentioned this already fuk you but remember that time in SA Mart where a guy scammed dozens of idiot goons with one of these mystery box things by claiming that some would have vacations and money in them and it turned out they all had random office supplies? That thread was loving hilarious
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Homestar Runner posted:only poo poo man sixty bucks for one of those heavy duty muni dumpsters? sign me the gently caress up
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SEX BURRITO posted:There's already soooo many sex toy subscription boxes available already. Maybe you could make specialist products for the nerd market. They'll pay triple for a vibrator if you stamp a batman logo on it. copyrights though. We could make glowsaber vibrators though and manbat dildos.
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I go with dork cube for all my HIV tainted needs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7TcdabUiE #lootget
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Looks like the lesson of this thread is that everyone hates Lootcrate. Also you. I guess we've all learned something today.
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Wall Balls posted:plz upload vids when you hotglue your anus closed
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Business Gorillas posted:im stealing this for my sig, namaste Like anyone still has sigs turned on
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Mariana Horchata posted:i would put condoms in lootcrates as a joke, and maybe some free prescription drug sample offers like for paxil and poo poo Maybe a sampling of random chinese research chemicals every month. Subscription numbers would probably be really high initially but drop off quickly as all of your subscribers either die or end up in jail after driving their car though a school playground in a zombified daze. literally a hog posted:Otherwise how are you going to easily show people how much of a cool nerd you are? There's an oxymoron if there ever was one.
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They should randomly send someone one of those mimics from dark souls that savagely kills you when you open it. Nerds will appreciate the reference as their organs are being punctured by its needle teeth.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I haven't read the thread so if someone mentioned this already fuk you but remember that time in SA Mart where a guy scammed dozens of idiot goons with one of these mystery box things by claiming that some would have vacations and money in them and it turned out they all had random office supplies? That thread was hilarious but what baffled me was that even though it was a scam he/they still sent dumb mystery boxes with worthless poo poo and in the end maybe made $400-500 between two dudes. Like if you're gonna scam and blatantly lie about the contents and disappear off SA why send anything at all, or I guess that was their version of trolling  The excitement and subsequent disappointment was amazing And ofc the thread went on an Internet manhunt and found out the dudes' personal details etc and prob hosed with their life for a bit
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Klyith posted:get a double edge safety razor. a 100 pack of blades is like $15-20 which is still cheaper than a gimmick mail order club plus you don't have to keep using dull blades. seriously i got on that bandwagon like 4-5 years ago and it has saved a ton of money. a 100 box of Derby is $10. $50 in razors should last you a decade or so.
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I'm supposed to have Sunday delivery with Amazon. Every Sunday my shipment goes from "out for delivery" to "not delivered because business is closed" gently caress you USPS, my home is not a business and I was here the whole time. This has happened three times in a row.
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Arian_Samurai posted:MulchCrate. Ten cubic yards of cedar mulch are delivered to your front door the first of every month. I would actually have a use for this. I would actually benefit from Mulchcrate. I cannot say this for Lootcrate.
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The_Franz posted:Maybe a sampling of random chinese research chemicals every month. Subscription numbers would probably be really high initially but drop off quickly as all of your subscribers either die or end up in jail after driving their car though a school playground in a zombified daze. that would def by a hit! ppl who buy drugs with bitcoin already ask for free samples before purchasing so im sure they would totally spend a couple bucks to regularly receive a monthly or quarterly curated sampling of the latest bunch of designer drugs to experiment on...
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The obese usps lady constantly drives past my office and marks 'business closed' on all the packages, despite the lit open sign. She gets out of her car maybe once a month smh
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gently caress the ROW posted:The obese usps lady constantly drives past my office and marks 'business closed' on all the packages, despite the lit open sign. She gets out of her car maybe once a month smh Fat oval office. Start complaining every time. https://emailus.usps.com/emailUs/iq/usps/request.do?forward=emailUs Put in the tracking number and click personnel.
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who can i email to complain about the stupid rear end in a top hat op
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Bum the Sad posted:Fat oval office. Start complaining every time. Do this. When I had my ideal mentioned earlier in the thread, I wrote an email to the usps and if you throw around the term "mail fraud" you get a phone call and someone hand delivering your package the next day.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who can i email to complain about the stupid rear end in a top hat op I can assist you, what is your query
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