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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > Fantasy Football 2016: There is no god. Existence is a joke
 
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Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

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whoa aaron rodgers has a weekly show?

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Fight Club Sandwich
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Spoeank posted:

Anywho, I'm about to write an article that's basically FF for newbies (the site I write for is primarily a lifestyle site). I'm thinking:

- K/DST late
- stream QBs or get 2 of the QB 10 - 15 range (QBs would be how I would explain VBD)
- handcuffs
- importance of RBs
- what is PPR?

Anything else I might be overlooking? I'm pretty much the fantasy football guy so I have no one to bounce anything off of there that's of any value.

-"experts" are garbage, too
-in season management infinitely more important than draft

i think handcuffs are a beginner trap and probably wouldn't target noobs with a handcuff article

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Forever_Peace posted:

He's goes down kicking and screaming, but still goes down nonetheless.

same

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just chiming into say that i am a huge fan of ODC rebranding as 3 dong horse

* # ¿ Jun 19, 2016 17:15
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Tiptoes posted:

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Christine Michael is being criminally underdrafted right now.

this is absolutely huge if true

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kiimo posted:

Get Keuchley. Avoid Watt. Don't reach.


edit: also don't pay Fantasy Football Calculator money.




This site is for simpletons!

2 PPR :psyduck:

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Apr 29, 2006

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Turns out my DropBox account was banned because over 100,000 BeerSheets were downloaded in a single day.

sorry beer that was me. i had 100,000 drafts that day so i needed 100,000 beersheets

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MrSargent posted:

Are you doubting the TyGOD??

But yes, it would be silly to sit Cam Newton for him.

T-Mobile is already an excellent nickname, no need for this tygod bs

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Josh Gordon is a system WR who was propped up by the WR-whisperer Brian Hoyer

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Leperflesh posted:

I told my league I'm looking to pick up some kind of short-term RB help and was willing to trade away Watkins or Emmanuel Sanders.

Got two trade offers on my desk right now:

My Sanders for his James White
or
My Watkins for his Justin Forsett + Eddie Royal. (This trade I'd have to drop someone, probably Bilal Powell.)

I have Le'Veon Bell stashed, and I have Doug Martin on my bench, so I'm looking at starting DeAngelo Williams and (gulp) Fozzy Whittaker this week. And I've gone 0-2 already. I'm also carrying two tight ends now: I just benched Gates for Jordan Cameron, ugh. The waivers are absolutely picked clean in this 14-team PPR league.

I don't love either of these trades, but I like Royal's situation so far. Is Sanders really going to keep being ignored by the Denver passing game? Am I right in thinking Watkins is the guy to sell, even with a gimpy foot, if it gets me a couple weeks of startable RB production? My other WRs are Jordan Matthews, Sterling Shepard, Victor Cruz, Will Fuller, and we have two flex slots: one WR/RB and one WR/TE, so this is 14 teams all of which can start as many as four WRs.
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