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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OwlFancier posted:

True but sometimes someone is annoying and so you want them not to be.

Why do some people need to otherise those they find annoying?

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Pissflaps posted:

It would help if he resigned.

How, exactly? I can't see any way for Corbyn to resign that would actually benefit Labour.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Pissflaps posted:

Why do some people need to otherise those they find annoying?

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

This is part of reason why you should respect Terry Pratchetts writing ability.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

a glitch posted:

How, exactly? I can't see any way for Corbyn to resign that would actually benefit Labour.

It's not exactly working out with him in charge.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!
The Labour party has always reflected current attitudes and it's members have a less than perfect record when it comes to racism. Just look at the 50's with coloured workers being explicitly banned from working at any closed shop that the TGWU ran.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Pissflaps posted:

It's not exactly working out with him in charge.

I do wonder, what with his recent popularity surge over Hillsborough, what shape Labour would be in currently if they had picked Andy Burnham.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I have a feeling we wouldn't be discussing how much the Labour Party hates Jewish people if he were.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Mega Comrade posted:

I do wonder, what with his recent popularity surge over Hillsborough, what shape Labour would be in currently if they had picked Andy Burnham.

Almost certainly better. The question is more what would their policies be, and what sort of line would they have taken over recent Tory actions?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I have a feeling we wouldn't be discussing how much the Labour Party hates Jewish people if he were.

We probably would

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

This whole antisemitism thing is a bad joke with the longest setup. The Graun opinion section has been pushing this agenda for months prior just to set the stage. Not that I think the smug backpfeifengesichte at the Graun have made a concerted effort to set this all up, more I just think it's been the only angle of attack they could pursue against the hated Jihadi Jez that's actually gained real traction and even then only through the desperate swinging of dead cats by racist Australian campaign managers. If Ken hadn't waded in and put his foot in it the whole thing would probably have blown over by now. Just to get an idea of the ridiculous bias at work, compare and contrast the volume of Grauniad pieces over the past few months focusing on labour's supposed anti-semitism with those calling out Goldsmith's dog-whistle tactics.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Pissflaps posted:

I wouldn't say deep rooted, the opposite in fact: it seems to be coming from the top down.

So you think the Labour leadership and Jeremy Corbyn are anti-Semites?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Why do some people need to otherise those they find annoying?

Because then it justifies disliking them and stops you having to also care about them because you share a common interest despite how annoying they are.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


With Burnham or Cooper we'd still be recovering from the embrassment of them supporting the welfare bill that Osborne had to U-turn on.

Its pretty unlikely we'd be having the antisemitism row because what its actually about is Corbyn not supporting Israel like he's supposed to.

Then people would get excited by around 2019 and we'd have young girls starting a Fandy Burnham Fanclub as he really got into his stride as the centrist alternative to the tories. Then after all the polls suggested a Labour victory he'd lose because tories continue to vote tory and left wingers continue to not vote for centrist Labour.

2021 Labour responds by lurching further right.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Of the current party leaders Corbyn is not the one that people should want out.

What is going on.

Gato
Feb 1, 2012

Thanks for all the answers. I'd more or less accepted it was another bout of anti-Corbyn concern-trolling, but it's still disconcerting to see the useful Blairite idiots turn around and say they always knew they were surrounded by antisemites.

Pissflaps posted:

I wouldn't say deep rooted, the opposite in fact: it seems to be coming from the top down.

From who? Even if you believe Ken is genuinely antisemitic, he's out, and nobody's stepping up to defend what he said.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Gato posted:

From who? Even if you believe Ken is genuinely antisemitic, he's out, and nobody's stepping up to defend what he said.

Did you miss the big rally Corbyn had in Golders Green where he marched through with ten thousand blackshirts calling for the death of all the Jews?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Pissflaps posted:

I have a feeling we wouldn't be discussing how much the Labour Party hates Jewish people if he were.

Why do you feel this? Does Burnham have the precognitive abiliities to preemptively murder Ken in his sleep?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I really wish people would stop treating Pissflaps as if he was arguing in good faith.

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

I really wish he wasn't allowed to deform these threads any more, but people will keep biting. I wouldn't mind if he actually had opinions.

Gato
Feb 1, 2012

Mister Adequate posted:

Did you miss the big rally Corbyn had in Golders Green where he marched through with ten thousand blackshirts calling for the death of all the Jews?

I wondered what that noise was this morning.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

feedmegin posted:

Why do you feel this? Does Burnham have the precognitive abiliities to preemptively murder Ken in his sleep?
Why would he need to be asleep?

The Cyberdyne Systems T600 is more than a match for Red Ken.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I almost missed it as I was dazzled by Goldsmith putting Sadiq Khan's name next to a picture of an exploded bus, but I love the line in that Mail article about Khan being "aggressive socialism entering Britain through the back door".

I can't decide what I like more, the sledgehammer-subtle implication of known brown man Sadiq Khan having snuck socialism into Britain, or that a high-profile democratic election is somehow "the back door".

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Filboid Studge posted:

I really wish he wasn't allowed to deform these threads any more, but people will keep biting. I wouldn't mind if he actually had opinions.

Holding opinions would be wrong at a time when polling is ongoing.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Filboid Studge posted:

I really wish he wasn't allowed to deform these threads any more, but people will keep biting. I wouldn't mind if he actually had opinions.

Yeah he leapfrogged MIGF some time ago as worst poster in D&D which is really saying something. He's the only poster in the whole forum I'd consider ignoring but theres no point since this thread would just be 50% unreadable and 50% pissflaps quotes.

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I almost missed it as I was dazzled by Goldsmith putting Sadiq Khan's name next to a picture of an exploded bus, but I love the line in that Mail article about Khan being "aggressive socialism entering Britain through the back door".

I can't decide what I like more, the sledgehammer-subtle implication of known brown man Sadiq Khan having snuck socialism into Britain, or that a high-profile democratic election is somehow "the back door".

I think most Tory politicians would consider an election to be a back door in politics. It allows the chance for the riff-raff to sneak in when everyone's busy watching Dave do his pig gag.

Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

I am celebrating International Workers' Day by going down the pub

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

Paxman posted:

I am celebrating International Workers' Day by going down the pub

Where do you think you are, some bloody communist country? In Britain we celebrate the Early May Bank Holiday. (we could use a :toff:)

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Oberleutnant posted:

does the conservative party have a problem with islamophobia?

100% of respondents said yes.

conservative party in crisis! - no paper or media outlets today

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

conservative party in crisis! - no paper or media outlets today
Well of course not - 'Crisis' would imply there was some sort of dissent.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Steve2911 posted:

Of the current party leaders Corbyn is not the one that people should want out.

What is going on.

Pissflaps really has a thing with Corbyn, which is why:

Pissflaps posted:

I have a feeling we wouldn't be discussing how much the Labour Party hates Jewish people if he were.

*wink to camera*

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0788szw/sunday-politics-london-01052016

Mayor bit starts at 39:20 if anyone hasn't seen it yet

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Where do you think you are, some bloody communist country? In Britain we celebrate the Early May Bank Holiday.
Legend has it that if any UK bank holiday gets a name that isn't the blandest most generic poo poo ever then the government will fall. It would be almost as bad as having a national holiday.

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

(we could use a :toff:)
:wotwot:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I feel this is all prologue to the buddy cop movie Pissflaps and Corbyn are inevitably going to star in.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"Yer a loose cannon 'flaps, one more mistake and yer' off the force, I'm assigning you detective Corbyn as yer' new partner."

"Actually I'm a constable so I shouldn't be working with a detective."

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

That's awfully antisemitic of you, commissioner.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Is pissflaps Mel Gibson in this scenario, because

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


imagine finding out that your husband spent hours a day writing boring contrarian posts on a dying internet forum

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

There's no time Corbyn! Turn on the siren and step on it!

Oh dear, are the Tories at it again?

Worse! It's Sunday and B&Q shuts in 5 minutes!

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

"Let's go pissflaps - I've got a lead"

'No, any other cop would have a better lead'

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

baka kaba posted:

"Let's go pissflaps - I've got a lead"

'No, any other cop would have a better lead'

"This is our primary suspect."

"That guy shouldn't be our primary suspect."

"Who, then?"

"Anyone else."

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