Inkspot posted:
Jeez guys, his pants aren't that tight.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 02:33 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:10 |
His dad wasn't a mutant and he looked like a wolfman too, so that might not be a mutation.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:24 |
I think Havok's powers are cooler than Scott's but they're both pretty big dorks.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:11 |
Xavier hiring Dark Beast to do some dirty poo poo to try and reverse M-day was pretty fun.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:13 |
I wish people would shut the gently caress up about what a horrible monster Hillary Clinton is.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 22:28 |
The Bernie supporters are actually the most vicious, which is weird.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 22:47 |
So is Gerry Conway supposed to be like... good? Because I've been reading some Marvel Team-Up and his stories tend to be at the Spidey Super Stories level of creativity and logic without the charm. This guy named Basil Esks became The Basilisk, and then robots caused earthquakes to loosen Manhattan from its foundations so they could use a submarine to pull the entire island out to sea and hold it ransom. That particular story was so ridiculous that it had an editor's note jokingly apologizing for how far-fetched it was. Was he just trying to keep the book accessible to younger readers or something? Or is this just what comics were like in the 70s and I've been spoiled by reading actually good books from the era?
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 05:51 |
I suppose I'm not painting a very clear picture with just those two examples.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 05:55 |
Since I'm kinda tired and not feeling up to trying to mount a cogent argument for why I can accept Stan Lee goofiness over the goofiness of Conway (other than to just shrug and say that it's clumsily written and lacks charm), I'm going to post these panels out of context to make him look bad.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 06:18 |
They've both written some things I really enjoy, but they've also written a bunch of loving garbage that I'm annoyed I wasted my time reading.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 19:19 |
Do you want to try that question again?
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 21:33 |
I mean, I suppose Stan, Steve and Jack were all quite far along their careers when they turned out their best work. But even they have Stripperellas and Hawk and Doves tarnishing that.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 21:55 |
Brubaker's X-men was horrendous, so maybe he counts.
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:30 |
Squizzle posted:Blackagar did nothing wrong. Eliminating the X-men has always been a noble cause. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 6, 2016 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 02:07 |
He had a run on Spider-man, it was surprisingly bad.
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 05:34 |
I was locked in a room with sweaty nerds making games again.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 19:39 |
I told my friends about how Psylocke used to be a british white woman with no martial arts ability and they all thought I was loving with them.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 01:52 |
The Aaron story was subtle in that take on Penguin as being completely unbalanced in his own way despite outwardly being a rather sane mob boss, but Hurwitz made it fairly caricatural.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 05:36 |
Teenage Fansub posted:GMo kicks off his first issue of Heavy Metal with an oil painting of himself and freeverse gibberish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ76ckSPSGE
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 02:42 |
Toph Bei Fong posted:Honestly, if you wanted to go for a dark reboot, Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines would be the way to go. The tale of a poor child courier, trapped behind enemy lines, desperate to keep his plane operational by any means necessary, pursued by a mad Nazi pilot and his increasingly deranged inventions, his constantly snickering hound, his cowardly yet omnipresent sidekicks... I kind of agree with you in principle but Turbo Kid is an awesomely hilarious movie full of horrible gore, and playing that movie dead serious would completely ruin it. Kull the Conqueror posted:Darwyn Cooke is now receiving palliative care after an aggressive bout with cancer. This is the worst year. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 13, 2016 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 16:57 |
I kinda thought 2016 would stop after it took my grandpa.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 17:40 |
I just learned that George Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin. I am officially considering cryogenically freezing myself until 2016 is over.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 19:14 |
Skwirl posted:I'm not in favor of killing anyone, even Zimmerman, but, hypothetically, if someone bought that gun just so they could kill Zimmerman with it, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. That sounds like the twist ending to one of these:
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 19:49 |
Aphrodite posted:GBS has been bidding on it. The best internet pranks are the ones that result in a murderer getting more money.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 20:11 |
It seems like a lot of people on twitter don't understand what palliative care implies with regards to Darwyn Cooke's situation. I don't have the heart to disillusion them.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 03:29 |
That was incredibly fast.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 05:56 |
Rhyno posted:The theory I am seeing in the FB discussions is that he kept it a secret and must have taken a bad turn and that's why it became public. It's just, my grandfather got diagnosed with incurable doom and somehow lasted 3 months, and he was a blind skinny 90 year old man. Either he was in palliative care for a while now, or it got really bad really fast.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 05:59 |
Either way, I still feel really bad for people who read an article written by someone who doesn't understand what palliative care means and are tweeting "Darwyn will beat this!" and such things. Like I thought it was just readers being confused, but apparently some people rewrote the original article and botched the part where he's BEEN fighting cancer and is now in palliative care and are reporting it as "Is fighting cancer". Those are not equivalent stories at all.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 06:03 |
I wish I could ever smile like a Darwyn Cooke drawing. No one's been happier.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 06:15 |
Another legend of comics taken from us way too soon. McDuffie, Wieringo, Cooke... sigh.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 19:04 |
Alan Young died. Scrooge McDuck may have been Don Rosa's baby, but Mr Young did an amazing and steadfast job giving him voice for a new audience.
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 00:43 |
This one was 97 years old, so it's not really 2016's fault.
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 01:13 |
Teenage Fansub posted:He acted in that Ducktails videogame just a year or two ago, right? In 2013, yeah. The game has like a goddamn hour of cutscenes, which is not a great gaming experience but is like a neat little extra episode for the fans of the show.
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 02:19 |
Action Jacktion posted:I think you mean Carl Barks. Let's just agree that they are both names that are strongly associated with that most famous of ducks.
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 03:29 |
Scaramouche posted:Can I say I'm not over the Darwyn Cooke thing yet? Because I'm not over the Darwyn Cooke thing yet. Dwayne McDuffie's been dead for 5 years and I'm still not really over it.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 08:27 |
Wheat Loaf posted:I reckon Cap would be the villain of that - a notorious car thief. Wrong Captain America.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 21:46 |
X-O posted:It's pretty amazing that anyone that's ever picked up a comic believes this is an actual thing and not just a storyline. Other than CapnAndy, I don't think a single person bitching about it actually has read a comic in their life. What's insufferable is that the complainers think they can somehow force a retcon, and will think they've "won" when the storyline concludes.
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 06:02 |
Skwirl posted:Axis was mostly thought of as poo poo. That was just forgettable. Aphrodite posted:The way they portrayed Iceman coming out. Yeah, this might be it. When people ask that my mind immediately goes to One More Day because there's people who are still mad about it, and nobody thought Peter selling his marriage to the devil was a good thing that they liked. Even the people who swear up and down that Brand New Day wasn't a lovely disjointed mess and was totally worth the horribly clumsy retcon wish it had been done more elegantly and without involving the devil.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 11:24 |
There were a lot of jokes about Deadpool having mancrushes and gay sex dreams over the years, and you could do worse than turning those somewhat homophobic gags into him actually expressing his sexuality. E: As an example, this is the "pleasure dream" he sees when hit by Black Mamba's power. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 28, 2016 |
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 16:23 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:10 |
Tatum Girlparts posted:It was less 'obvious' stuff like 'I totally have a girlfriend in Canada...we make out...all the time. I like girls, guys!' and more like he was pretty much the only young guy X-Man in the core roster who didn't have a ton of romance subplots, and the ones he did have he always kinda seemed half-hearted/forced into. It was something a lot of gay fans could kinda identity with at that age, a weird kinda 'going through the motions' that no one else really seemed to deal with unless they were like...robots or aliens who straight up didn't get dating, you know? It was a very coded feeling thing. There was also that great coming out scene in the second X-men movie. "Have you tried not being a mutant?"
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 20:11 |