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Why's he red?
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 01:54 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:23 |
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Do his pants have a built in jock or does he just have an enormous bulge?
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 02:33 |
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For just 50 cents a day, less than a cup of coffee, you too can help mutate a starving African child into a horrific abomination with an external digestive system made of gigantic loving maggots.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 02:50 |
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What is the lumpy white stuff? Edit: I like how it looks like he's throwing a dozen knives, but all that poo poo is actually his costume.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 02:55 |
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That's Adam X THE XTREME (the italics and bold are part of his name.) He was, once upon a time, meant to be the 3rd Summers brother. His power is setting people's blood on fire. Which obviously a hero needs to do a lot.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 03:04 |
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You really have to admire Adam-X's commitment though. Like if I found out my power was setting blood on fire my first thought would be "Well I guess I'm a supervillain now. I better go cut boob windows into all my clothes". But Adam-X hears that and he still convinces himself no, he can be a hero. Then he's handed a shirt, armbands and gloves with just loving knives all over the place. He can't even go near other people with that stuff, if he's not careful just walking down the street he could eviscerate someone. Still though, Adam-X tells himself he can be a hero. We should all aspire to be as dedicated to heroism as Adam X.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 03:13 |
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DrProsek posted:Full disclosure: I like the X-Men a lot, especially the ones with the weirder mutations. Eye lazers is pretty straightforward, Wolverine isn't really complicated he just has a giant list of mutations, but guys like Maggot are cool cause they have a power that seems useless, can be really useful if used creatively, and just have a lot of weirdness to how they work. Wolverine technically only has the 1 mutation. He has the dumb mutant wolf-like offshoot mutation.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 22:37 |
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muscles like this? posted:Hope isn't actually related to anybody though, right? Didn't she only take the name because Cable adopted her? She was totally supposed to be Jean reborn, but yeah she's not one of them by blood.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 13:37 |
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Nah, Black Bolt is Magneto.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:25 |
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She's been dead for like 15 years. it's Scott and Emma now.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:38 |
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Dark Beast.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:57 |
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There's nothing edgy or rebellious about super bad opinions here.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 15:32 |
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DrProsek posted:Yeah, a new X-Factor book these days would be amazing. It sucks the Polaris/Quicksilver stuff probably will never get developed/picked up again now that that they're not not half-siblings anymore but the X-Men need a good team book and none of the characters from X-Factor (save for Quicksilver) are up to anything. So is Polaris still Magneto's real daughter?
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 13:33 |
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Squizzle's going to lose his mind.
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 23:51 |
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It's a certificate thing. Change it to http instead of https.
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 01:13 |
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Working for the Calculator probably involves just refreshing Google News a lot and listening to police radio.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 22:39 |
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Psylocke is cool now. In X-Force books anyway.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:30 |
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It was just before Secret Wars. And hey that's better than Deadpool!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:42 |
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redbackground posted:Does that basically mean they're just trying to keep him from suffering at this point, and the cancer is just going to take its course? Sorry if it's a stupid question, but I've not had much experience with cancer care. Usually, yeah. The term itself means a whole lot more, but people tend to mean the "we'll try to make you as comfortable as possible" stage.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 16:33 |
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Lurdiak posted:I just learned that George Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin. I am officially considering cryogenically freezing myself until 2016 is over. GBS has been bidding on it.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 19:59 |
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CapnAndy posted:They've already had to cancel $65 million bids from Racist McShithead and Weedlord Bonerhitler among others, so at least the internet is responding correctly. Well that's probably because Donald Trump has already bid on it.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 23:58 |
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He can't actually fire him, they both own the book. He stepped down.
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 16:41 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:We need some kind of rule that stops them making dramatic changes to these Caps. A "Caps Lock" if you like. Dramatic shifts. Come on man.
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 00:29 |
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Comics Cap is a total rear end in a top hat is barely news too though.
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 06:00 |
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X-O posted:You know what I find really amusing and sad (for DC) about this Captain America thing is that somehow Marvel has taken what is an obvious shorter term story point and twist and it has completely overshadowed DC who on the same day basically just made the most controversial change to their comics imaginable by bringing Watchmen into the main DC Universe. DC's biggest gamble in years and it's getting completely overshadowed. It's extremely bad press because everyone hates it though. Also I can't stand scummy fake news advertising like this. Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 23:27 on May 26, 2016 |
# ¿ May 26, 2016 23:24 |
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Coming this fall, in a story you never thought would happen, Batman final- THOR HAS A NEW HAT! Gimme gimme gimme, I want it, I want it, I want it!
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# ¿ May 27, 2016 17:15 |
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The way they portrayed Iceman coming out.
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# ¿ May 27, 2016 18:32 |
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CapnAndy posted:I thought the controversy was that Jean Grey forcibly outed him instead of it being his choice. And the phrase "full on gay" or whatever it was she said made bisexual people, and people on behalf of bisexuals, super mad.
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# ¿ May 27, 2016 20:27 |
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It's not like they even had to read it. Nothing else in the run or even the previous pages of the book lead up to it, it was out of nowhere. Edit: Wait, I thought you were just criticizing the reaction. You're actually defending the comic? That's terrible. You're terrible. Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 00:11 on May 28, 2016 |
# ¿ May 28, 2016 00:08 |
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X-O posted:No, I'm saying he's actually correct about everything he's saying there. So if you want to be smug, better to be correct. None of anything he said is relevant to why people didn't like the Iceman thing.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 00:45 |
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Blankman. (The best one.)
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 00:50 |
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:I know a shitload of indy cartoonists desperate for work/recognition and I only know one who applied to that. Yeah I also have those friends who complain about not having a job but won't apply for anything.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 13:30 |
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I supported you before you hit it big, Squizzle. I better be getting something here.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 17:23 |
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Bantamweight?! We're enemies now.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 18:40 |
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Hey, there's still another day in May.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:06 |
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It's not manual? What a weird site.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:57 |
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Edge & Christian posted:So based on that math, he has eleven films hypothetically being made, and Stan Lee only has ten. The 3 Fantastic Four movies are Stan Lee too.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:23 |
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Stan Lee also created Groot and Ronan.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:31 |
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Professor X.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 23:45 |