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The Hman
Jan 6, 2015

Salem Saberhagen posted:

Not enough blocks for the "will you " ?
Or is it more like inputting commands to a robot. Beep boop marry me!

it's not a question, it's a demand.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Otisburg posted:

goonfession: prior to our actual wedding our mmo guys got married. we divorced irl, but i guess technically my night elf beastmaster hunter is still married to her night elf balance druid
:goonsay:

Well, guess we found the new GBS title.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Paul Revere 3000 posted:



That was Willie D, you fuckin' goddamn nimrod.

Nimrod was actually a great hunter, you fuckin' goddamn retard.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007





eww Zenith speaker spotted

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I've known people in open relationships and it always struck me as a sort of mean con that the woman in the relationship had hustled the man into. They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

she tried so hard to slim down for the wedding and you get cards where her waist is THREE pixels wide? she knew when to get out.

dood ur a fukin e-bully this is not very christian of u

#spreadthebloodoftheinnocent

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Salem Saberhagen posted:

Not enough blocks for the "will you " ?
Or is it more like inputting commands to a robot. Beep boop marry me!

PAK CHOOIE UNF

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Jim Barris posted:

I've known people in open relationships and it always struck me as a sort of mean con that the woman in the relationship had hustled the man into. They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

the best way to have a poly relationship is with communication

judging by the asperger testing rates on this forums many ppl suffer from lack of basic communicationand transparency skillz so poly and open relationships are probably not for them

when you know ur partner is coming home for the night or the next day and is committed to you financially it is a lot easier to allow things like friend of the family gently caress FEST 2k16to happen etc

@caro_ really understands this but u seem to be completely atrophied from autism so how the gently caress that will work with you idk

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Jim Barris posted:

I've known people in open relationships and it always struck me as a sort of mean con that the woman in the relationship had hustled the man into. They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

yeah every "poly" person claims to be the special snowflake who is making it work to the nines with superhuman empathy for all beings or w/e but in practice i see a lot of self-loathing dudes who were maybe initially lulled into the sucker's deal of "hey i can catch extra dicks, but you, you get to also get all the willing strange you want!" and can't get pandora to close her box again

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Otisburg posted:

yeah every "poly" person claims to be the special snowflake who is making it work to the nines with superhuman empathy for all beings or w/e but in practice i see a lot of self-loathing dudes who were maybe initially lulled into the sucker's deal of "hey i can catch extra dicks, but you, you get to also get all the willing strange you want!" and can't get pandora to close her box again

you sound like an MRA NICE GUY MGTOW TRUMP SUPPORTER with that kind of talk

SHAME ON YOU RAT FINK FONDLEROY BASTARD BITCHBOI

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

idc_ur_gay posted:

the best way to have a poly relationship is with communication

judging by the asperger testing rates on this forums many ppl suffer from lack of basic communicationand transparency skillz so poly and open relationships are probably not for them

when you know ur partner is coming home for the night or the next day and is committed to you financially it is a lot easier to allow things like friend of the family gently caress FEST 2k16to happen etc

@caro_ really understands this but u seem to be completely atrophied from autism so how the gently caress that will work with you idk
ha ha yeah cause it's just autistic people that have trouble communicating honestly with their partner. Such a niche problem, that. Barely anyone has it.

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Jim Barris posted:

ha ha yeah cause it's just autistic people that have trouble communicating honestly with their partner. Such a niche problem, that. Barely anyone has it.

i formally apologize for loving a beautifuly house wife material womyn named liz while u was off getting the deep dicking u craved from multiple doods after ditching me on the vacation i kidnapped u @ gun point to take u on? lol 0wn3d fagg0t

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

idc_ur_gay posted:

you sound like an MRA NICE GUY MGTOW TRUMP SUPPORTER with that kind of talk

SHAME ON YOU RAT FINK FONDLEROY BASTARD BITCHBOI

don't sign your posts

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Otisburg posted:

yeah every "poly" person claims to be the special snowflake who is making it work to the nines with superhuman empathy for all beings or w/e but in practice i see a lot of self-loathing dudes who were maybe initially lulled into the sucker's deal of "hey i can catch extra dicks, but you, you get to also get all the willing strange you want!" and can't get pandora to close her box again

I know a poly couple that seem to be very happy. They both kinda ugs but she has great tits.

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine
Let me tell you how much I hate bitches, blacks, and homos.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


pr0k posted:

I know a poly couple that seem to be very happy. They both kinda ugs but she has great tits.

love is beautiful

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

idc_ur_gay posted:

i formally apologize for loving a beautifuly house wife material womyn named liz while u was off getting the deep dicking u craved from multiple doods after ditching me on the vacation i kidnapped u @ gun point to take u on? lol 0wn3d fagg0t

your posting is not good

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

pr0k posted:

I know a poly couple that seem to be very happy. They both kinda ugs but she has great tits.

"Ugly but great tits" can describe most people in poly relationships.

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine

vug posted:

your posting is not good

~wikikathy

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

idc_ur_gay posted:

Let me tell you how much I hate bitches, blacks, and homos.

:frogon:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
also stay safe dare, get some help! were all rooting for you

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine
gr00ve is a dumb tall jew noobie that i smoked weed with once after h e begged me for years and then i was like lol idc and moved on with my life

k8 is too pussy to do abasic 200 question sperg test because that would invalidate any of her STEM behaviour biotruths garbage

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
She's probably like, "He's an insufferable nerd AND he has a micro penis? Sorry but you'll need to move to a higher tax bracket if this is going to work."

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

8 track betamax posted:

What kind of siccko gets married on ay 1st

Communists.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Salem Saberhagen posted:

Not enough blocks for the "will you " ?
Or is it more like inputting commands to a robot. Beep boop marry me!

Need to save some blocks to draw the goatse underneath the proposal.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
acting like nerds, not getting married on may the 4th, lol just lol

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
Did he use wool or redstone blocks for the anus?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's wool (trap sprung).

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Jim Barris posted:

I've known people in open relationships and it always struck me as a sort of mean con that the woman in the relationship had hustled the man into. They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Bonzo posted:

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

Sorry about your failed marriage.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
#zazzle

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bonzo posted:

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

sorry you were unable to sexually please your wife :D

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Bonzo posted:

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

women are all about double standards

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

women are all about double standards

how is it double standards when she offered up the option of loving other people but he was too stupid to actually take advantage of it?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Open relationships are great because she's already got a husband and stability and so all she wants from you is hot dirty sex in disgusting positions that she'd never let her husband do to her.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

how is it double standards when she offered up the option of loving other people but he was too stupid to actually take advantage of it?

Bonzo posted:

I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted no part of that.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
so? he didn't say no to her loving one of her friends. she just said she did 't want him loving her friends. :D maybe he should have made some friends he wanted to gently caress.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

or

Why buy the Princess Zelda amibo when she's already unlocked in Smash Bros.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

"so today we marry ... *sighs* link *points to bride* and ...ugh... zelda *points to groom* to be player one and play-"

"ZELDA'S THE WOMAN"

"I know what I said"

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

so? he didn't say no to her loving one of her friends. she just said she did 't want him loving her friends. :D maybe he should have made some friends he wanted to gently caress.

Why are you using the :D emoticon, this is nothing to :D about

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