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Jul 4, 2012
#zazzle

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Jul 4, 2012

Bonzo posted:

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

sorry you were unable to sexually please your wife :D

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Jul 4, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

women are all about double standards

how is it double standards when she offered up the option of loving other people but he was too stupid to actually take advantage of it?

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Jul 4, 2012
so? he didn't say no to her loving one of her friends. she just said she did 't want him loving her friends. :D maybe he should have made some friends he wanted to gently caress.

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Jul 4, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Why are you using the :D emoticon, this is nothing to :D about

:D

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Jul 4, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

he thinks getting cheated on is funny.

it is!

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Jul 4, 2012

Germstore posted:

sharing in GBS never works out

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Jul 4, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Please post pics from your wedding

why would i get married? that's just asking for trouble. havent you been reading the thread?

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Jul 4, 2012
hosed up that i lack the ability to commit to something that has a 50/50 chance of failing. i must be crazy for taking a dim view of an institution that is becoming more and more irrelevant.

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Jul 4, 2012

fyodor posted:

"I just flipped a coin. That's called statistics." -a goon

it's called the coin theory. :smug:

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