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Uncle Wemus posted:Im sure theres a downside of hoping trump wins to spite hillary but i cant think of it atm its the supreme court
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May 4, 2016 02:34
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It's gotta suck being the Trump children who aren't mentioned by name while Ivanka's husband gets a long tongue-bath.
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May 4, 2016 02:34
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MERRY ELECTION DAY, MOVIE HOUSE! MERRY ELECTION DAY EMPORIUM! MERRY ELECTION DAY YOU WONDERFUL OLD BUILDING AND LOAN!
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Arsenic Lupin posted:It's gotta suck being the Trump children who aren't mentioned by name while Ivanka's husband gets a long tongue-bath. Don't worry, Ivanka gets the real deal tongue-bath.
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May 4, 2016 02:35
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May 4, 2016 02:35
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"We're gonna say Merry Christmas again and we're gonna win bigly, says the Republican nominee" ~ Brian Williams, summing up the Trump victory speech.
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May 4, 2016 02:37
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fuckin lol at the talking heads on CNN who just don't understand why Donald Trump's stream of consciousness ramblings might appeal to people. If I wanted to listen to someone speechify, I could've voted for Lyin' Ted.
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May 4, 2016 02:40
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cruz is losing 46-45 in IN-03, the district with fort wayne in it; he's only over 40% in one other CD. this site doesn't have numbers for democratic IN-07 but trump usually wins republican primaries in democratic districts. pretty sure trump's sweeping the 57 delegates on offer tonight http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/IN-R
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May 4, 2016 02:40
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Needs More Ditka posted:fuckin lol at the talking heads on CNN who just don't understand why Donald Trump's stream of consciousness ramblings might appeal to people. If I wanted to listen to someone speechify, I could've voted for Lyin' Ted. People ate the gently caress up on Markiplier's youtube drama rant so yeah makes sense, people like authenticity and silly words that make them seem like people you know
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May 4, 2016 02:43
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I just thought of this and I know it's too late but I like it dyin Ted
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May 4, 2016 02:43
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Needs More Ditka posted:fuckin lol at the talking heads on CNN who just don't understand why Donald Trump's stream of consciousness ramblings might appeal to people. If I wanted to listen to someone speechify, I could've voted for Lyin' Ted. They're roasting everyone. "What is with Cruz saying the path is now foreclosed? Who talks like that?"
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May 4, 2016 02:44
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poty posted:I just thought of this and I know it's too late but I like it How can be be dyin if he's already dead
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May 4, 2016 02:44
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On fox news right now theres a cameraman in the picture with a green shirt that appears to be a 7'6 giant what on earth
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May 4, 2016 02:45
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Indiana being the state where Ted Cruz's campaign die makes me so satisfied you have no idea
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May 4, 2016 02:47
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May 4, 2016 02:48
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935 posted:They're roasting everyone. "What is with Cruz saying the path is now foreclosed? Who talks like that?" OK, so I did hear that right. So weird.
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oystertoadfish posted:cruz is losing 46-45 in IN-03, the district with fort wayne in it; he's only over 40% in one other CD. this site doesn't have numbers for democratic IN-07 but trump usually wins republican primaries in democratic districts. pretty sure trump's sweeping the 57 delegates on offer tonight also trump is the nominee so who loving cares
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May 4, 2016 02:49
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Indiana being the state where Ted Cruz's campaign die makes me so satisfied you have no idea Nobody else could do it, but we did. We slew the beast
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May 4, 2016 02:50
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Coatlicue posted:OK, so I did hear that right. So weird. Also calling a loving basketball hoop a ring was so loving weird its pretty clear he has never touched a basketball court because its the sport of black people, (unless you're in Indiana or North Carolina, etc.) Epic High Five posted:Nobody else could do it, but we did. you may be a dirty clinton supporter iirc but hey at least we can both celebrate the death of cruz together
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May 4, 2016 02:53
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Tayter Swift posted:also trump is the nominee so who loving cares well gosh you dont have to be rude about it
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May 4, 2016 02:53
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Needs More Ditka posted:fuckin lol at the talking heads on CNN who just don't understand why Donald Trump's stream of consciousness ramblings might appeal to people. If I wanted to listen to someone speechify, I could've voted for Lyin' Ted. Brian Williams softly chuckling while overennuciating Trump's slight grammatical errors gave me the same reaction
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May 4, 2016 02:55
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Scott Brown just called out the hardline conservative woman by telling her "Ted Cruz and the conservatives can now put their ideas into the Trump campaign," to which she responded "That's a lot to ask of a candidate who *talking points*"
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May 4, 2016 02:55
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:How can be be dyin if he's already dead Ted Cruz is ironborn?
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May 4, 2016 02:57
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Coatlicue posted:OK, so I did hear that right. So weird.
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May 4, 2016 03:00
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Mr. Horrible posted:Ted Cruz is ironborn? Asha for the Seastone Chair
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May 4, 2016 03:01
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dimebag dinkman posted:I think he really wanted to be known for witty turn of phrase, which is why he came out with poo poo like "Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him." This is one of those quotes that a history student is going to find like 300 years from now and go "What? ???" and they'll ask their teacher and their teacher will be like "maybe it made sense in the culture of their times" (it did not).
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May 4, 2016 03:02
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woah Tucker Carlson sighting he stopped wearing bowties
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May 4, 2016 03:09
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dimebag dinkman posted:I think he really wanted to be known for witty turn of phrase, which is why he came out with poo poo like "Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him." Yeah, Cruz' entire speech pattern can best be described as "too clever by half". It's why even when he's passionately defending his wife or father against ridiculously out of line attacks he still comes off rehearsed and fake. I don't there's a single sentence that leaves Ted's mouth without him first going over it in his head to make sure it sounds really smart.
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May 4, 2016 03:18
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Needs More Ditka posted:woah Tucker Carlson sighting Did he switch to turtlenecks?
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May 4, 2016 03:18
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Pick posted:This is one of those quotes that a history student is going to find like 300 years from now and go "What? ???" and they'll ask their teacher and their teacher will be like "maybe it made sense in the culture of their times" (it did not). lol if you still think we won't be extinct in 300 years after watching this election
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May 4, 2016 03:19
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smg77 posted:Did he switch to turtlenecks? He now wears an ascot and smokes a pipe
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May 4, 2016 03:20
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I'm sorry, 'vapes' a pipe
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May 4, 2016 03:20
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Goetta posted:I'm sorry, 'vapes' a pipe Would anybody be particularly surprised to find out that Tucker Carlson was big into vape culture?
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May 4, 2016 03:22
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May 4, 2016 03:23
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smg77 posted:Would anybody be particularly surprised to find out that Tucker Carlson was big into vape culture? https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/727684766691151873
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May 4, 2016 03:26
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Needs More Ditka posted:MERRY ELECTION DAY, MOVIE HOUSE! MERRY ELECTION DAY EMPORIUM! MERRY ELECTION DAY YOU WONDERFUL OLD BUILDING AND LOAN! Laughed long and well. That's exactly what this feels like.
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May 4, 2016 03:29
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Goetta posted:Why isn't Nate Silver in a stockade in Times Square yet what were his hillary winning indiana projections at
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May 4, 2016 03:32
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What an amazing loving time to be alive. I mean it unironically.
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