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I and my entire family just voted for Trump here in SE Indiana. gently caress Ted Cruz.
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Jewel Repetition posted:Trump was just listing off people who dropped out, and when he got to Bush he was compelled by some undeniable force to interject "low energy." Hail Satan ahahahahahah
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May 3, 2016 18:27
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I and my entire family just voted for Trump here in SE Indiana. gently caress Ted Cruz. He's gonna take it out on the Glotch and kill his most loyal companion in despair
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May 3, 2016 18:29
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Do polls close at 6pm ET in the entire state, including the counties on CST? Like it says in the OP: nope. But there are so few CST counties that results can come in when the ET counties close.
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May 3, 2016 18:30
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Ted Cruz is a loving piece of poo poo.
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May 3, 2016 18:32
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Jewel Repetition posted:Like it says in the OP: nope. But there are so few CST counties that results can come in when the ET counties close.
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May 3, 2016 18:33
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https://twitter.com/gerfingerpoken2/status/727549387019194368 I'm loving the salt mines.
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May 3, 2016 18:34
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Oh my loving God it even has the red hat Bateman-sweating.jpeg
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May 3, 2016 18:38
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B B posted:Ted Cruz is a loving piece of poo poo.
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May 3, 2016 18:38
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It's weird how everyone knows how this is going to go, but the narrative still has to wait until Indiana's done before moving on to "Trump is a lock for 1237+". Even so, media and political figures probably won't go further than conceding it's very likely for another month until California makes it official. There's so much left to do in the lead-up to the convention and so many questions left to answer, like Trump's VP, what'll go down with the rules committee, whether the campaign will get to run the convention, which Republican figures will endorse and which ones will go into hiding... but we can't get to any of that until Trump has definitively got those delegates, no matter how certain it seems beforehand.
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May 3, 2016 18:40
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Ok what if we could somehow get a Groundhogs Day effect going on today where Cruz loses and melts down tonight, but we can all re-live this day forever? Ted Cruz will be experiencing rinsed plhebus levels of bailey's on cereal for breakfast implosion every day til the convention Close enough?
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May 3, 2016 18:43
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Jewel Repetition posted:Like it says in the OP: nope. But there are so few CST counties that results can come in when the ET counties close. jfc that's an early close time. What a shithole state.
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May 3, 2016 18:52
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from the saltmines twitter feed https://twitter.com/AMPmedia15/status/727530440030965760
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Oiled and Ready posted:The best thing imo would be if he drops out but Kasich doesn't, then Trump agrees to another debate. Then they both just rip on Ted for 2 hours
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May 3, 2016 19:42
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I actually forgot Kasich was in this race until seeing his name just now. Everyone's talking about how this is Cruz's last stand but he and Kasich are both mathematically eliminated and it's not like Kasich has any better a chance of stopping Trump from getting 1237. Are people not talking about him because it's pointless for him to even concede defeat, he's so out of contention? One of the reasons people thought he was staying in the race was so that he could claim to be a contender in Cleveland unlike those who've dropped out, if Cruz wants to try some last-minute rules committee play doesn't he need to stay in too and try to scoop the last few rural states so he can get enough people on the committee to take control? In essence, all that winning today really does is confirm that Trump's going to have 1237+ pledged on the first ballot.
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May 3, 2016 20:16
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Literally no one has any idea why Kasich is still in the race.
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Dolash posted:I actually forgot Kasich was in this race until seeing his name just now. Everyone's talking about how this is Cruz's last stand but he and Kasich are both mathematically eliminated and it's not like Kasich has any better a chance of stopping Trump from getting 1237. Are people not talking about him because it's pointless for him to even concede defeat, he's so out of contention? Kasich is basically comic relief at this point, when the public needs a break from the Trump-Cruz shitshow, someone just tweets a pic of Kasich eating or rather inhaling some food down his gullet.
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Upside Potential posted:Cruz is Magikarp, weak fish monster. This implies that Cruz would eventually evolve into a Gyrados, and that's just ludicrous.
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SirPhoebos posted:This implies that Cruz would eventually evolve into a Gyrados, and that's just ludicrous. he's actually quite larger than the human suit that he wears in public
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lorn Wayne posted:Kasich is basically comic relief at this point, when the public needs a break from the Trump-Cruz shitshow, someone just tweets a pic of Kasich eating or rather inhaling some food down his gullet. Did Kasich stop campaigning in Indy because he couldn't find anywhere he wanted to eat?
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May 3, 2016 20:45
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It would almost be worth it for the final numbers in Indiana to show Cruz + Kasich numbers combined are higher than Trump's, just so all the melting down #NeverTrumps can flip their poo poo about Kasich's vote-splitting handing Trump the nomination. Also to show how worthless the "alliance" was except to hurt their image. Of course a Trump > 50% blowout would also be great to drive home how hopeless they were from the start.
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May 3, 2016 20:49
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I've never seen a campaign so spectacularly fail as Ted Cruz's has. Uh hey I'm going to ally with Kasich to be a needly little bitch Uh hey I'm going to make Carly Fiorina my vice president like a stupid little bitch Uh hey Donald Trump's penis is small and I'm a worthless little bitch It's almost like it was planned.
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May 3, 2016 21:01
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May 3, 2016 21:05
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You sunuva my photoshoop.
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May 3, 2016 21:07
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Jewel Repetition posted:2 more hours until first results Gonnas go out to Five Guys about that time, once I get home we should know the fate of the nation.
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May 3, 2016 21:07
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May 3, 2016 21:18
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May 3, 2016 21:44
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ScrubLeague posted:I wonder if Theodore Cruz could define what he means by "Washington cartel" without using the words "freedoms" or "establishment." You know, like New York values, but a bathroom
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May 3, 2016 21:51
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New Trump theme song released. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQ3IwF6qdw
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May 3, 2016 22:08
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https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/727605397624897536 https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/727607115905433600
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May 3, 2016 22:17
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Pick posted:Literally no one has any idea why Kasich is still in the race. Kasich still having less delegates than Marco "dropped out over a month ago" Rubio is hilarious.
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Hahahaha Pence has to be sweating bullets seeing that, wishing he went the Walker Tea Party route instead of the Brownback one
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May 3, 2016 22:20
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http://www.theonion.com/article/ted-cruz-dressed-campaign-rally-swarm-loyal-vermin-52859
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https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/727609142362394624 First votes coming in from Indiana in less than 40 minutes. They may call it soon after.
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