Post your sad goon hovel

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Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005

extra stout posted:

lmao jesus christ.

the sad thing is this is a different goon who had multiple kids and lived in trash than i remembered, i still have yet to find the thread of the guy with star wars and hot wheel collectibles up the walls to the ceiling who had his kids lovely diapers everywhere and got in a fight with goons about how that is fine. it was like 8 or 10 years ago though so im not surprised i forgot a thing

There was the more recent one in which a goon couldn't get her husband to stop buying star wars figurines so they could get out of debt. Her household budget even had a section for star wars.

# ? May 3, 2016 21:42

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# ? May 8, 2024 07:47

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

There was the more recent one in which a goon couldn't get her husband to stop buying star wars figurines so they could get out of debt. Her household budget even had a section for star wars.

Was he on the documentary about Star Wars fans on Netflix? There was a guy who put himself into debt and filled every loving inch of his house with merch. Duplicates on duplicates of just about each item as well.

# ? May 3, 2016 21:46

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Kallev posted:

You are both right, and it is in the goldmines somewhere. Goon posted a photo of their current gaming rig, and was talking about upgrading it. In the picture were random mounds of cat poo poo, rotted and bowed floor boards, and just a ton of mold and insects. Eventually turned into them not understanding with child services demanded they clean up.

Here's the link, I was wrong though- the sweet gaming rig comes up after the child services.

I remember this. It's sad nobody thought to archive the pics. They were glorious. The fact that he was arguing that it wasn't THAT bad....

and in the same thread talking about his "very independent 6 year old daughter" used to wake him and the wifey up to get her ready for school

loving human garbage

# ? May 3, 2016 21:51

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I'm glad I don't have kids, I can keep my hovel as lovely looking as I want without goons calling the cops on me! :cool:

# ? May 3, 2016 21:53

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

lorn Wayne posted:

Ah drat looks like some of the sweet hovel pics aren't up anymore.

Anyway have a wall of anime:

you're on the list

# ? May 3, 2016 21:54

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

I'm the wiimote plugged into the wall or something????

# ? May 3, 2016 21:55

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

That's one of those flashlights that turns into a nightlight

# ? May 3, 2016 21:56

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

symbolic posted:

jesus

apparently the guy lived in South Dakota, so that explains why everything looks miserable and he's a bad parent

Hey I live in SD you son of a bitch!!! Fucker!!! Nah JK that guy was a loving garbage idiot lol

# ? May 3, 2016 22:00

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hey I live in SD you son of a bitch!!!

hosed up if true

# ? May 3, 2016 22:06

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

# ? May 3, 2016 22:07

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

P sweet my mom leaves me the gently caress alone.

# ? May 3, 2016 22:10

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

fyodor posted:

P sweet my mom leaves me the gently caress alone.

What is the bear's name?

# ? May 3, 2016 22:17

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

OctoberBlues posted:

What is the bear's name?

goku

# ? May 3, 2016 22:20

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Wasn't lljsilk a success hovel and kid story?

# ? May 3, 2016 22:32

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

This is still the all-time saddest goon hovel:

Actually, it doesn't even qualify as a hovel since it's just a hole in the ground under a house with a tarp over the dirt.

# ? May 3, 2016 22:34

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

The_Franz posted:

This is still the all-time saddest goon hovel:

Actually, it doesn't even qualify as a hovel since it's just a hole in the ground under a house with a tarp over the dirt.

the best part is that the dude is still alive and presumably still living like that. he posted in a thread a few weeks ago when the topic came up again.

# ? May 3, 2016 22:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

The_Franz posted:

This is still the all-time saddest goon hovel:

Actually, it doesn't even qualify as a hovel since it's just a hole in the ground under a house with a tarp over the dirt.

Exposed wire for bonus fetish satisfaction

# ? May 3, 2016 22:35

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Darth123123 posted:

Wasn't lljsilk a success hovel and kid story?

I think he just beat his kids with a belt

# ? May 3, 2016 22:35

Bacontotem: May 27, 2010

The_Franz posted:

This is still the all-time saddest goon hovel:

Actually, it doesn't even qualify as a hovel since it's just a hole in the ground under a house with a tarp over the dirt.

You could rent this place out for like 6k a month in the bay area.

# ? May 3, 2016 22:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

The_Franz posted:

This is still the all-time saddest goon hovel:

Actually, it doesn't even qualify as a hovel since it's just a hole in the ground under a house with a tarp over the dirt.

I went to a friends house in 9th grade, this was basically identical to his room. His younger brother lived upstairs in a clean nicely carpeted room. Surprised basement kid isn't a serial killer now

# ? May 3, 2016 22:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

did you guys see that loving TV I have and am watching right now? It loving owns IT OWNS

# ? May 3, 2016 22:40

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

did you guys see that loving TV I have and am watching right now? It loving owns IT OWNS

My parents bought one that is about that size, might be like 85 and to be honest it's kind of too big. It's a little disconcerting.

# ? May 3, 2016 22:53

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

My parents bought one that is about that size, might be like 85 and to be honest it's kind of too big. It's a little disconcerting.

this one isnt too big, it is perfect in every way and makes watching sports even better than normally watching sports and also video games are pretty good too

# ? May 3, 2016 22:56

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Post a pic of you playing video games man

# ? May 3, 2016 22:56

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Windows 98 posted:

Post a pic of you playing video games man

im watching ESPN right now though as you may have noticed in the last picture. I might play some Halo 5 with my friend later though

# ? May 3, 2016 22:57

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

im watching ESPN right now though as you may have noticed in the last picture. I might play some Halo 5 with my friend later though

Well your loving picture doesn't work, so...

# ? May 3, 2016 22:59

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

Well your loving picture doesn't work, so...

Windows 98 posted:

Post a pic of you playing video games man

THERE ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY??

# ? May 3, 2016 23:05

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

That's a hot TV right there

# ? May 3, 2016 23:06

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Nooner posted:

THERE ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY??

# ? May 3, 2016 23:06

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

nooner ur tv is blurry af

# ? May 3, 2016 23:07

Chairman Wao: Mar 5, 2013; go star

Nooner posted:

THERE ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY??

I'm never happy I need help

# ? May 3, 2016 23:13

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Nooner posted:

THERE ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY??

lmbo you bought an xbone

# ? May 3, 2016 23:13

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

bradzilla posted:

lmbo you bought an xbone

THE SEX BOX ONE IS THE GREATEST HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM TO EVER BE BUILT

# ? May 3, 2016 23:15

Chairman Wao: Mar 5, 2013; go star

Nooner posted:

THE SEX BOX ONE IS THE GREATEST HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM TO EVER BE BUILT

The Kinect though?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:16

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

aww yeah got a big assed tee vee, gonna hang it on the wall so it looks SWEET AS gently caress

*lets black mass of cables droop down behind it so i look like a loving clown*

# ? May 3, 2016 23:16