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TiaraChandelier
Mar 31, 2011
Do you guys have any of those miniature slimes that, like, can fit inside traveller's pouches? As an independent sorcerer I get hired to go on quests with adventurers a lot and I'd hate to leave my little moochie poochie at home.
My friend has one and she keeps it on this new vegetarian diet where she only feeds it myconids and treants. She says that humans have too much fat content and bad for slimes. She probably like read that on Sorcerers Weekly cause she's so dumb.
Like she always gets romanced by any low level adventurer that comes to our town and asks her to join their little silly group. She's such a slut. But don't tell her I said that.

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TiaraChandelier
Mar 31, 2011

BigwigML posted:

Do you have any slimes with microbeads? I need to protect my treasure but I also want my skin to look fabulous.

Not only will it exfoliate your skin, it will also work as a great chemical peel! Your skin will be as soft as a baby's bottom. If it grows back that is.

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