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Wow, guy you are not going to believe this one. The video is pretty hilarious, please sit, I don't want you to fall over laughing haha. Are you comfortable? Good, good. Uhh, buddy we need to talk. There is no video. This is an intervention *brings out your friends and family* Look, uh we are all worried about you. You little sis Sal found your laptop, and well you know how she is, always snooping. But she saw your internet history, and she just went crying to your mom. Well, it really mess her up. I mean that is kinda just the straw that broke the camel's back though, this stuff has been impacting you in real life for a while now. Look buddy, you just need to laid off these social justice warrior threads a bit. Like remember when we used to hang out? Play video games or watch movies like Hellraiser? Well I just can't do that with you anymore.When we play games you make it about Sarkeesian and you want to talk about tumblrites now instead of cenobites. What happened to the guy I used to know, the prankster? It used to be that being friends with you meant it was going to be a minefield of goofs and pranks. Now its a conversational minefield of rants. Look... I miss my friend. Your parents, they miss their kid. We just want you back. Now Uncle Weemus has a few words to say...
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i want to sex your mouth
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I've been bamboozled
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Bob Saget IRL posted:i want to sex your mouth Oh god Uncle Weemus, how could you!!
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thanks for keeping it real, mr. capps
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joke's on you, i'm actually a raging alcoholic and you've done the wrong intervention lol!!
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*PBS Evening Newshour opening song* Bum bumbum bumbum bummmmm Bum bum bum
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ITT overly sensitive person gets upset over something.
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DaveSplitter posted:ITT overly sensitive person gets upset over something. I'm upset I am losing my closest friend 
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gently caress SJWs. loving FAGGOTS! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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i... dont remember any of that, or any of those poeple... maybe i do have a problem..
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the call him mr crapps lmbo
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Drink Cheerwine posted:i... dont remember any of that, or any of those poeple... maybe i do have a problem.. You drew a swastika in the icing on your birthday cake. You giggled and said "Just like Mizzou!" That is when we first started noticing the symptoms.
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political correctness is a thing that people talk about
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I'm sticking a bike pump up my urethra and there ain't nothing any of you weirdos can do to stop me
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we are having an intervention for the OP he is addicted to jizz fries
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Beef Turret posted:gently caress SJWs. loving FAGGOTS! you tell'em brother
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Roylicious posted:I'm sticking a bike pump up my urethra and there ain't nothing any of you weirdos can do to stop me goonspeed
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Roylicious posted:I'm sticking a bike pump up my urethra and there ain't nothing any of you weirdos can do to stop me cool
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Roylicious posted:I'm sticking a bike pump up my urethra and there ain't nothing any of you weirdos can do to stop me that is the intervention next door buddy
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So there's no bathroom crowder video? 
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Roylicious posted:I'm sticking a bike pump up my urethra and there ain't nothing any of you weirdos can do to stop me Stop cultural appropriation!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So there's no bathroom crowder video? i googled and this came up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcVrLP1xAVg
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Dreddout posted:Stop cultural appropriation! 
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I don't get why some of you are so angry. Read this, maybe you'll gain some more perspective:
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i dont think ive ever actually uttered the words "social justice warrior" irl
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Profondo Rosso posted:i dont think ive ever actually uttered the words "social justice warrior" irl I say robocop because I've internalised the word filter. I'm gay.
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PBS Newshour posted:You drew a swastika in the icing on your birthday cake. You giggled and said "Just like Mizzou!" it's not my job to educate you, shitlord!
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I thought it was a lovely OP but then I read the line about cenobites vs tumblrites and now youre cool in my book, PBS Newshour
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scott zoloft posted:thanks for keeping it terrible, mr. craps
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who the hell is crowder, I can't keep track of every hot new gbs poster
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Cantaloupe posted:who the hell is crowder, I can't keep track of every hot new gbs poster Steven Crowder is a conservative "comedian" who makes it his mission in life to troll liberals. The only actually funny thing he's done was get punched by a union supporter in Michigan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HeHMzYKLJI
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Welcome back beef turret
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Profondo Rosso posted:i dont think ive ever actually uttered the words "social justice warrior" irl
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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where the video
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