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Bill Barber posted:Oh sorry I'm not particularly well versed on Sonic lore. 
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Very rare
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May 4, 2016 23:44
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I've played them and I know about the emeralds but I guess I never really payed that much attention really.
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May 4, 2016 23:48
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god drat im looking forward to whatever sonic teams been working on
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May 4, 2016 23:50
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elf help book posted:god drat im looking forward to whatever sonic teams been working on I need the new sonic.
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May 5, 2016 00:09
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arent they making generations 2?
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May 5, 2016 00:10
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The loot crate opening animation is sick
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May 5, 2016 00:12
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goferchan posted:The loot crate opening animation is sick I posted a thread about this and got flamed for my efforts. Well at least people are finally seeing the light.
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May 5, 2016 00:15
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this loss edit is weird.
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May 5, 2016 00:23
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I love the drat product.
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May 5, 2016 00:25
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I'm going to get this game for the spicy babes and the unique abilities.
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May 5, 2016 00:26
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I love the drat product. I love brands.
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May 5, 2016 00:42
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Brands, Products, Content. The trifecta of good poo poo
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May 5, 2016 00:46
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We the gamers demand more Content!
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May 5, 2016 00:47
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In the world of gaming, everyone's a winner... Except for Our Wallets!
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May 5, 2016 00:53
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net cafe scandal posted:I posted a thread about this and got flamed for my efforts. Well at least people are finally seeing the light. Next time I get a loot crate Im going to open one & a Hearthstone card pack at the same time.
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May 5, 2016 00:55
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Walking around the house saying stuff like "We need more content creators, period" and " of course I love the new product" to myself and laughing from it
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May 5, 2016 00:59
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*button pops off my shirt as I do the Praise the Sun gesture* Praise the content creators!
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May 5, 2016 01:06
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rediscover posted:Walking around the house saying stuff like "We need more content creators, period" and " of course I love the new product" to myself and laughing from it brand recognition
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May 5, 2016 01:07
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*follows Blizzard on twitter*
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May 5, 2016 01:08
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heres to hoping blizzard find a way to monetize community content creations
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May 5, 2016 01:10
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rediscover posted:Walking around the house saying stuff like "We need more content creators, period" and " of course I love the new product" to myself and laughing from it
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May 5, 2016 03:34
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chaos... control
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May 5, 2016 03:42
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welcome back
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May 5, 2016 03:43
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Overwatch Is Now Playable. Time to be loving blown away by Blizzard's genius, yet again. Smell you later, gents
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May 5, 2016 03:45
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i'm playing this right now but I haven't found the fun character yet, can someone teach me
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May 5, 2016 03:51
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trying to jack off posted:heres to hoping blizzard find a way to monetize community content creations How I learned to stop worrying and love the monetization of community content creation
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May 5, 2016 03:56
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Brands.
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May 5, 2016 04:05
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this game is pretty casual trash so that's cool if u like that kind of thing (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 5, 2016 04:47
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Shaggar posted:this game is pretty casual trash so that's cool if u like that kind of thing nah b
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May 5, 2016 04:49
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Shaggar posted:this game is pretty casual trash so that's cool if u like that kind of thing Give this guy the yoda
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May 5, 2016 04:50
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Beecock. This is the new AIDS
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May 5, 2016 04:53
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Oh look, the lil noob IK is having fun again. First he started overusing the already dead amazeballs meme, now he's actively helping the spread of the AIDS virus
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May 5, 2016 04:55
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Search indicates Ive only said amazeballs twice on this forum. YOu are mistaken.
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May 5, 2016 04:59
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I love the drat product.
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May 5, 2016 05:06
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Conan! What is best in life? To buy the product, support its brand, and to see the monetization of its community content creation.
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May 5, 2016 05:34
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AIDS
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May 5, 2016 06:28
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Shaggar posted:this game is pretty casual trash so that's cool if u like that kind of thing shaggar was wrong
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May 5, 2016 06:29
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Powercrazy posted:shaggar was wrong Actually he's right.
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Alright, so I played Overwatch for a whole two hours. I didn't want to stop, but I decided to pry myself away from the awesome so I could inform my fellow impz about this here game  It owns. It owns, owns, and then owns again. They've consolidated all the stupid poo poo from tf2 into a way more intuitive experience. No more swimming through dumb servers, or being a little pussy and wanting to ~pick a game mode~. There's just one mode. Join Game. Have Fun. Do Objective. Straight to the loving point, no foreplay, Bliz goes right to home base (cause they hit this game out of the loving park  ).So you pick one of the 21 (  holy gently caress) awesome Heroes, but Bliz does something great here. If you pick the wrong hero for the match, the game will tell you "TEAM NEEDS MORE OFFENSE" or "TOO MANY SNIPERS" in a booming robotic voice, it's clear that Bliz made a loving serious esport here. So not only is this a fuckawesome shooter, it's an official god drat team sport. I'm looking into the competitive scene myself, imagine how awesome it would be to get paid to play this masterpiece?!   Speaking of playing, lets talk gameplay people. The mode is Payload, and I'm on attack. PREPARE OFFENSIVE STRATEGY pops up in plain white text, and god drat do I love that. No lovely little jokes that get stale, no attempt at having some loving feefees (  ) personality; straight to the objective folks. The cages open, and I'm a healer/support, playing awesome music to buff my buds. Controls couldn't be simpler. AWSD move, left click shoot, left shift ability 1, E ability 2. And if you forget, Based Blizzard has the announcer repeat the controls several times throughout the match. Nintendo doesn't have poo poo on how easy this is to pick up and play.  We take the round. I was the only one pushing the load (a featureless sedan, again Bliz just knows players don't give a gently caress what the ball looks like, as long as playing with it is fun), I guess I was playing with a bunch of noobs cause I could just crouch behind the gigantic car and never get shot, and I got an amazing 24 kill streak before being one-shot by an invisible AOE homing grenade (think the awesome explosive RC Car from COD, but even MORE awesome  ). When we were just a few feet away from the win, the announcer said "REWARDS WILL BE DISPENSED FOR THE WINNING TEAM AT THE END OF THE ROUND." I pull a clutch ultimate with the medic, reviving all nearby teammates with full heath and buffed damage (don't worry it's on a long cool down  ) and the slickest VICTORY screen I've ever seen swooshes into view, the devs really just know how to poo poo on everyone else's UI. Now we get to watch the play of the game, I thought it'd be me since I had such an outrageous streak but it went to a teammate playing as the sexy-rear end Black Widow sniper, scoring a sweet 2-killstreak on idling players. It was no 24, I don't think he touched the payload ONCE the ENTIRE GAME, I basically did loving EVERYTHING, but I have to say those snipes looked WAY cooler than anything I did. That's when I realized, Blizzard Knows Best. They're not just going by score, or by loving numbers, the geniuses have come up with a measure for the COOL factor. Name me a loving game that does that.  Now what're these rewards? Surely the awesome people behind Diablo have come up with some crazy loot system?? Oh. My. God.  That's right. Motherfucking Loot Boxes, with random cosmetic items. I don't think I have to say anything else, this game is perfect, and I've just pre-ordered the Collector's Edition (BEST 130 dollars I've ever spent  ) and if you aren't some bitch-rear end, you will too.
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