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It's spelled Lester you fuckknobs. No wonder Americans are so dumb. England created the most retarded language on the planet. Good thing we left when we did or we'd be spelling some stupid rear end poo poo by now. People in Worcester are pretty stupid, too.
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God save the queen so she can suck my balls
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May 4, 2016 02:07
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Lmao stop speaking English then
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May 4, 2016 02:08
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ColtMcAsskick posted:Lmao stop speaking English then I speak American
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May 4, 2016 02:09
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Wait until you order Fish and Chips and you get french fries OP. That poo poo will loving anger you.
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May 4, 2016 02:11
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Chips are inferior to both steak fries and potato wedges
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May 4, 2016 02:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wait until you order Fish and Chips and you get french fries OP. That poo poo will loving anger you. Only if they aren't wrapped in newspaper.
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May 4, 2016 02:15
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May 4, 2016 02:18
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It's not so much how they spell than the fact their vocabulary makes them all sound like children.
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May 4, 2016 02:18
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's not so much how they spell than the fact their vocabulary makes them all sound like children. nice sentence there guy
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May 4, 2016 02:21
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JiveHonky posted:nice sentence there guy I english good arsewhole.
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May 4, 2016 02:22
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Mail Santa
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May 4, 2016 02:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
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May 4, 2016 02:43
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Warchestishire Sawce
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May 4, 2016 03:27
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Yeah, it's spelled SOCCER
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May 4, 2016 03:29
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furthermore its called Japanimation
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May 4, 2016 03:45
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FREEDOM FRIES
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May 4, 2016 03:50
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Alternate spellings I can stand, but the worldwide comma/period inconsistency for decimal and place separators will be the death of me.
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May 4, 2016 03:53
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american is a nation of retards struggling with the concept of silent letters ,don't wrry guys six year olds can manage it and maybe someday you could 2
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May 4, 2016 06:52
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dont worry im a southerner too. poo poo is ok once you leave alabama.
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May 4, 2016 06:55
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's not so much how they spell than the fact their vocabulary makes them all sound like children. at least we have a vocabulary.
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May 4, 2016 06:57
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England's inbred slurring and America's drooling drawl are both mockeries of their pure Germanic ancestors 
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May 4, 2016 07:33
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Wait, do you guys not have like multiple Leicesters and Norwiches and stuff in the 'States due to all the uncreative English people who went over?
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May 4, 2016 07:48
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"This is Wor-ces-ter, New Hampshire and you'd better respect that, fucknut. We learned from the Indians to use every part of the town name." *The last remaining Cherokee guys make jerk-off signs and roll their eyes as the settlers have forgotten even themselves in scant decades*
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May 4, 2016 07:57
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Adding 'er' to the ends of words that don't need it. An eye-dee-er!
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May 4, 2016 08:04
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*downloads video of two chinese girls pissing on each other* who cares it at least got me this far!!!
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May 4, 2016 08:08
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What is spelled Lester, op?!
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Waltzing Along posted:It's spelled Lester you fuckknobs. You decided to sound stupid, instead of spell stupid Say aluminum. Did it sound like, "abloom a bloo"? You might be American. Say herb. Did it sound like, "ERRRRRRRRRRRRb"? You might be American. Say hospital visit Did it sound like bankruptcy? You might be American.
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May 4, 2016 08:14
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's not so much how they spell than the fact their vocabulary makes them all sound like children. Sounds like too much barney rubble for me, looks like this palava doesn't quite cut the mustard if you follow my caper
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May 4, 2016 08:17
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Waltzing Along posted:It's spelled Lester you fuckknobs. Innit tho mate.
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May 4, 2016 08:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wait until you order Fish and Chips and you get french fries OP. That poo poo will loving anger you. It's nice that someone shares my pain.
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May 4, 2016 08:28
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Mr.Tophat posted:You decided to sound stupid, instead of spell stupid I have to say, that really brought some colour to the thread.
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May 4, 2016 08:35
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Also, say these words in order: Error, err, herb Could you hear no 'h' in the third word? Perhaps not? Do you find that acceptable? Because it sounds like this to us: Eh-raw. err, errb Which makes you sound like you are talking to your buddy Erb who just keeps reassuring you that calling room service at 4am for pork chops is acceptable, and also, your idea for a car is just great and that his business associate thinks your personal odor is above reproach Mr.Tophat fucked around with this message at 08:46 on May 4, 2016 |
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May 4, 2016 08:41
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Dreddout posted:Me IRL:
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May 4, 2016 08:42
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Mr.Tophat posted:Also, say these words in order:
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May 4, 2016 08:57
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op got moleicested
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May 4, 2016 09:59
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British English has copied a lot of crap from French but nothing as awful as 'erb le du pompt du chef a la sprinkle ze 'erbs in my goulache, ah oui! how do Americans pronounce herbivore
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cool whip
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May 4, 2016 10:03
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Boy this thread never had a chance of being funny did it
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Mr.Tophat posted:You decided to sound stupid, instead of spell stupid I think all you feckin yanks should post about this in the 'times you've been brutally owned' thread
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