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I see the colour red when walking on the pavement and some idiot has left an aluminium can lying around. Some may say "I couldn't care less" but they are the reason for my antagoniSed disposition
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Fat, retarded, loud and ugly
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May 4, 2016 10:28
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vug posted:British English has copied a lot of crap from French but nothing as awful as 'erb English is a big melting pot of languages, or perhaps the avalanche of words is too much to realize such a thing from hearing the American parlance French people focus on the uh/ah sound when they speak, like, "oui", or "au avoir" Americans people focus on the sound coming out of their mouth, like 'I have the right to' and 'I shouldn't have to'
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May 4, 2016 10:43
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I see the colour red when walking on the pavement and some idiot has left an aluminium can lying around. Some may say "I couldn't care less" but they are the reason for my antagoniSed disposition Cheque your privilege
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May 4, 2016 10:45
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vug posted:how do Americans pronounce herbivore That there is a Her-Bavor
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May 4, 2016 11:43
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i say tomato you say *loud burst of static noise* lets call the whole thing off.
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May 4, 2016 11:47
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Waltzing Along posted:Only if they aren't wrapped in newspaper. Hasn't been a thing since the 90s, I blame the EU
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May 4, 2016 12:22
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Jose Mengelez posted:i say tomato you say *loud burst of static noise* lets call the whole thing off. I agree, we're never gonna make alphabet soup this way, perhaps we could always throw together some lingiuinists?
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May 4, 2016 12:28
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All the different spellings between american english and standard english come from Noah Webster being the first person to widely publish a dictionary in America. He tried to simplify english by spelling everything phonetically like 'tung' instead of tongue 'iland' instead of island and a bunch of even more retarded crap which meant that nearly every word in the dictionary was spelt wrong, but a few words of it stuck because patriotism resulted in people supporting Websters dictionary full of incorrectly spelt words. So American english is the outcome of a failed experiment in linguistics, which is really quite fitting.
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May 4, 2016 12:55
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The american way of spelling and saying aluminum is objectively better
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May 4, 2016 13:03
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SurfaceDetail posted:The american way of doing X is objectively american I agree
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May 4, 2016 13:05
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I like how the English spell "american" as "wanker", it's super cute.
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May 4, 2016 13:15
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RobattoJesus posted:cute.
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May 4, 2016 13:30
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i like how lots of americans frequently fail at the letter 't' when it's anywhere other than the start of a word like you can say 'tip' but not 'italy' (iddaly) or 'computer' (compyoodurr). what the poo poo is that about?
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May 4, 2016 13:33
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Mr.Tophat posted:You decided to sound stupid, instead of spell stupid The "h" thing is actually you lame-os adorably freaking out about trying to not sound lower class and shoving the h sound in where it wasn't before.
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May 4, 2016 13:41
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English swears are precious. oval office? Arse? Bollocks? How jovial! Though any American that uses English swears is a fist loving rear end in a top hat
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May 4, 2016 14:21
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Toadvine posted:English swears are precious. oval office? Arse? Bollocks? How jovial! Nothing feels more awkward than a random Midwesterner trying to make "wanker" sound like a natural part of his speech.
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May 4, 2016 14:26
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SurfaceDetail posted:The american way of spelling and saying aluminum is objectively better
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All yall ignorant niggas up in here be actin like a bunch of bitch rear end fools knawmean? Witch yo goon lookin rear end.
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Mr.Tophat posted:You decided to sound stupid, instead of spell stupid Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Ears Haha
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Wicker Man posted:Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Ears Haha He's so salt that he doesn't live in a global hegemon that can do whatever the gently caress it wants.
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May 4, 2016 15:03
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We invented cars you drive on the side we tell you too
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May 4, 2016 15:09
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Aluminium is the correct scientific word shitheads, do or die.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Aluminium is the correct scientific word shitheads, do or die. We invented the industrial refining process and most modern uses for aluminum we arent gonna use some limey losers horrible pronunciation
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May 4, 2016 16:47
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Aluminium is the correct scientific word shitheads, do or die. Both are accepted actually
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May 4, 2016 17:56
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Just because something is acceptable doesn't mean it is right.
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Drunkboxer posted:Both are accepted actually confirmed "but why isn't it -ium like helium and strontium" because "platinum and molybdenum" aluminum
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May 4, 2016 18:02
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Stop dissing my cognizance.
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May 4, 2016 18:12
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all elements are fundamentally un-American. I mean the periodic table was invented by a russian, have we forgotten the cold war?
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May 4, 2016 18:14
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How many degrees kelvin was the cold war?
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RobattoJesus posted:all elements are fundamentally un-American. I mean the periodic table was invented by a russian, have we forgotten the cold war? back in my day we had earth, water, air and fire and we loving well made do
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Quote-Unquote posted:back in my day we had earth, water, air and fire and we loving well made do It was bad enough when they added mila jovovich as the fifth, but there are like 118 or something now. I hope trump will fix this.
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May 4, 2016 18:38
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thanks for the thread, prasident trump 
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May 4, 2016 18:40
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ted cruz, zodiak killah
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Astrobastard posted:Fat, retarded, loud and ugly don't sign your posts, prasident trump
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Jose Mengelez posted:op got moleicested nice
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May 4, 2016 21:37
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Waltzing Along posted:It's spelled Lester you fuckknobs. It's spelled Lester yee fuckknobs. Ne wonder Americans are so dumb. England created the myest retarded language on the planet. Canny good thing wi left when wi did or we'd be spelling some sackless rear end poo poo bi noo . Fowk in Worcester are bonney sackless , tee .
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Quote-Unquote posted:back in my day we had earth, water, air and fire and we loving well made do Aristotle just had to discover ther and cock the whole thing up!
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Quote-Unquote posted:i like how lots of americans frequently fail at the letter 't' when it's anywhere other than the start of a word Toadvine posted:English swears are precious. oval office? Arse? Bollocks? How jovial! So this is why Americans can't pronounce twat properly. It's not 'twod', please stop saying it. And also Craig. Please stop saying Craig. Everything else is fine.
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https://twitter.com/5of6/status/725684770773032961?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw first off, it says "Localize Mother 3." second, it's pronounced "z," not "zed," because the alphabet song has to rhyme. third, gently caress off limey scum
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