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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I sent them in last minute

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Put this off to the end, finally sent some bad answers in.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The last question is really tough.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

done

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Got my hot takes in just under the wire.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
:siren: VOTING IS CLOSED :siren:


Thanks to everyone who participated. Let's get this show on the road.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
1. Which team will win the Super Bowl this season?



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
1. Which team will win the Super Bowl this season?

18 - Carolina Panthers

Spiros
3 DONG HORSE
shiksa
E_Motion
pizza valentine
FebrezeNinja
TurboFlamingChicken
Rogue Elephant
Yoshifan823
Crunkjuice
Eifert Posting
CannonFodder
kalensc
SMARMS
The Glumslinger
Freaquency

17 - New England Patriots

Kalli
Febreeze
v2vian man
MikeCrotch
MrLogan
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
HOTLANTA MAN
ShakeZula
Thaddius the Large
scionix
skaboomizzy
Felter Chesthard
Ninurta
Turdsdown Tom
Grittybeard
Ehud

7 - Green Bay Packers

Roger Craig
Anals of History
b0ng
R.D. Mangles
Pops Mgee
nerve
Azhais

5 - Arizona Cardinals

Benne
CaptainYesterday
JRizzle
metapod
Nystral

4 - Seattle Seahawks

whypick1
Von Metternich
fsif
seiferguy

2 - Baltimore Ravens

Sour Diesel
Arkham's Razor

2 - Cincinnati Bengals

Christ Pseudoscientist
JesusTheDarkLord

Black sheep

Fartknocker: Dayton Triangles
Chris James 2: Not the Bengals
C. Everett Koop: The most glorious university of Ohio State

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 1

Spiros 18
3 DONG HORSE 18
shiksa 18
E_Motion 18
pizza valentine 18
FebrezeNinja 18
TurboFlamingChicken 18
Rogue Elephant 18
Yoshifan823 18
Crunkjuice 18
Eifert Posting 18
CannonFodder 18
kalensc 18
SMARMS 18
The Glumslinger 18
Freaquency 18
Kalli 17
Febreeze 17
v2vian man 17
MikeCrotch 17
MrLogan 17
opposable thumbs.db 17
Epi Lepi 17
HOTLANTA MAN 17
ShakeZula 17
Thaddius the Large 17
scionix 17
skaboomizzy 17
Felter Chesthard 17
Ninurta 17
Turdsdown Tom 17
Grittybeard 17
Ehud 17
Roger Craig 7
Anals of History 7
b0ng 7
R.D. Mangles 7
Pops Mgee 7
nerve 7
Azhais 7
Benne 5
CaptainYesterday 5
JRizzle 5
metapod 5
Nystral 5
Cruel and Unusual 5
swickles 5
Chen Kenichi 5
Wonko the Sane 5
NC-17 5
whypick1 4
Von Metternich 4
fsif 4
seiferguy 4
Sour Diesel 2
Arkham's Razor 2
Christ Pseudoscientist 2
JesusTheDarkLord 2
Fartknocker 1
Chris James 2 1
C. Everett Koop 1


2. Which team will have the No. 1 draft pick next year?



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
2. Which team will have the No. 1 draft pick next year?

40 - Cleveland Browns

Fartknocker
3 DONG HORSE
shiksa
Sour Diesel
whypick1
Kalli
Christ Pseudoscientist
Febreeze
pizza valentine
FebrezeNinja
TurboFlamingChicken
Roger Craig
Von Metternich
fsif
swickles
b0ng
v2vian man
MikeCrotch
MrLogan
seiferguy
Epi Lepi
HOTLANTA MAN
ShakeZula
Yoshifan823
metapod
Nystral
Eifert Posting
Chen Kenichi
Wonko the Sane
Chris James 2
kalensc
skaboomizzy
Pops Mgee
Felter Chesthard
Ninurta
nerve
Ehud
The Glumslinger
Azhais
NC-17

7 - San Francisco 49ers

Benne
Arkham's Razor
Anals of History
opposable thumbs.db
Rogue Elephant
scionix
SMARMS

5 - Los Angeles Rams

Spiros
E_Motion
Crunkjuice
Turdsdown Tom
Grittybeard

2 - Atlanta Falcons

Cruel and Unusual
JRizzle

2 - Detroit Lions

Thaddius the Large
CannonFodder

2 - Tennessee Titans

CaptainYesterday
Freaquency

Black Sheep

JesusTheDarkLord: Dallas Cowboys
C. Everett Koop: Michigan
R.D. Mangles: The London Beefeaters Expansion Team

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Points are points and all, but the Browns haven't had a No. 1 pick since 2000 :colbert:

They can't even suck properly

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
How did I not see the Browns there.

The Jags have the most impressive record for not getting the #1 pick though, they didn't even get it when they were an expansion team.

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer

Benne posted:

Points are points and all, but the Browns haven't had a No. 1 pick since 2000 :colbert:

They can't even suck properly

The Browns will trade all of their new-found Eagles assets next year to move up to number 1!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 2

3 DONG HORSE 58
Eifert Posting 58
FebrezeNinja 58
kalensc 58
pizza valentine 58
shiksa 58
The Glumslinger 58
TurboFlamingChicken 58
Yoshifan823 58
Ehud 57
Epi Lepi 57
Febreeze 57
Felter Chesthard 57
HOTLANTA MAN 57
Kalli 57
MikeCrotch 57
MrLogan 57
Ninurta 57
ShakeZula 57
skaboomizzy 57
v2vian man 57
Azhais 47
b0ng 47
nerve 47
Pops Mgee 47
Roger Craig 47
Chen Kenichi 45
metapod 45
NC-17 45
Nystral 45
swickles 45
Wonko the Sane 45
fsif 44
seiferguy 44
Von Metternich 44
whypick1 44
Christ Pseudoscientist 42
Sour Diesel 42
Chris James 2 41
Fartknocker 41
Rogue Elephant 25
SMARMS 25
opposable thumbs.db 24
scionix 24
Crunkjuice 23
E_Motion 23
Spiros 23
Grittybeard 22
Turdsdown Tom 22
CannonFodder 20
Freaquency 20
Thaddius the Large 19
Anals of History 14
Benne 12
Arkham's Razor 9
R.D. Mangles 8
CaptainYesterday 7
Cruel and Unusual 7
JRizzle 7
JesusTheDarkLord 3
C. Everett Koop 2

3. This head coach is definitely getting fired first.



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
3. This head coach is definitely getting fired first.

Mike Mularkey: 16

Fartknocker
Benne
3 DONG HORSE
Febreeze
pizza valentine
Von Metternich
b0ng
MrLogan
Epi Lepi
ShakeZula
Yoshifan823
metapod
Pops Mgee
Ninurta
JesusTheDarkLord
Freaquency

Rex Ryan: 10

Sour Diesel
Cruel and Unusual
Rogue Elephant
Thaddius the Large
Nystral
Wonko the Sane
SMARMS
skaboomizzy
Ehud
NC-17

Jim Caldwell: 9

Kalli
FebrezeNinja
JRizzle
MikeCrotch
scionix
Eifert Posting
CannonFodder
kalensc
nerve

Jeff Fisher: 8

Roger Craig
Anals of History
seiferguy
opposable thumbs.db
HOTLANTA MAN
Turdsdown Tom
Grittybeard
The Glumslinger

Chip Kelly: 4

TurboFlamingChicken
fsif
Chen Kenichi
Azhais

Hue Jackson: 4

whypick1
R.D. Mangles
Chris James 2
Felter Chesthard

Mike McCoy: 4

Spiros
CaptainYesterday
Arkham's Razor
Christ Pseudoscientist

Black Sheep

E_Motion: Ben McAdoo
shiksa: Bill O'Brien
swickles: Chuck Pagano
C. Everett Koop: Jim Harbaugh
v2vian man: Sean Payton

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I'm doing surprisingly well for not trying to actually be right

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

I wish it were so, but they went and doubled down on Mularkey in January and at the draft.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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Standings after Round 3

3 DONG HORSE 74
pizza valentine 74
Yoshifan823 74
Epi Lepi 73
Febreeze 73
MrLogan 73
Ninurta 73
ShakeZula 73
Ehud 67
Eifert Posting 67
FebrezeNinja 67
kalensc 67
skaboomizzy 67
Kalli 66
MikeCrotch 66
The Glumslinger 66
HOTLANTA MAN 65
b0ng 63
Pops Mgee 63
TurboFlamingChicken 62
Felter Chesthard 61
metapod 61
Von Metternich 60
shiksa 59
v2vian man 58
Fartknocker 57
nerve 56
NC-17 55
Nystral 55
Roger Craig 55
Wonko the Sane 55
seiferguy 52
Sour Diesel 52
Azhais 51
Chen Kenichi 49
fsif 48
whypick1 48
Christ Pseudoscientist 46
swickles 46
Chris James 2 45
Freaquency 36
Rogue Elephant 35
SMARMS 35
scionix 33
opposable thumbs.db 32
Grittybeard 30
Turdsdown Tom 30
CannonFodder 29
Thaddius the Large 29
Benne 28
Spiros 27
Crunkjuice 24
E_Motion 24
Anals of History 22
JesusTheDarkLord 19
Cruel and Unusual 17
JRizzle 16
Arkham's Razor 13
R.D. Mangles 12
CaptainYesterday 11
C. Everett Koop 3



4. Who is the most likeable active NFL player?



Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
And now I take a dive after a respectable start.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
My answer has been in the preview pic/gif for every question except the one I scored well on.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
4. Who is the most likeable active NFL player?

Cam Newton: 17

Benne
3 DONG HORSE
Sour Diesel
E_Motion
pizza valentine
JRizzle
fsif
MrLogan
HOTLANTA MAN
Yoshifan823
Thaddius the Large
scionix
CannonFodder
Wonko the Sane
kalensc
nerve
Azhais

Rob Gronkowski: 14

Roger Craig
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
Rogue Elephant
Nystral
Eifert Posting
SMARMS
Pops Mgee
Ninurta
Turdsdown Tom
Ehud
The Glumslinger
Freaquency
NC-17

Aaron Rodgers: 4

Christ Pseudoscientist
TurboFlamingChicken
v2vian man
Crunkjuice

J.J. Watt: 4

CaptainYesterday
b0ng
seiferguy
Chen Kenichi

Delanie Walker: 2

FebrezeNinja
metapod

Tom Brady: 2

Kalli
Von Metternich

Vince Wilfork: 2

Spiros
MikeCrotch

Black Sheep

whypick1: A 32-way tie with each team's long snapper
ShakeZula: Andrew Luck
swickles: Antonio Brown
C. Everett Koop: Cardale Jones
Felter Chesthard: Danny Woodhead
Cruel and Unusual: DeAndre Levy
skaboomizzy: Drew Brees
Fartknocker: Eli Manning
Arkham's Razor: Eric Berry
JesusTheDarkLord: I have no idea
R.D. Mangles: Jay Cutler
Chris James 2: Joe Flacco
Anals of History: Josh Norman
shiksa: Kirk Cousins
Febreeze: Ryan Tannehill's wife
Grittybeard: Steve Smith

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
How the gently caress did I blank on Cam Newton? I love that loving guy.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

My answer has been in the preview pic/gif for every question except the one I scored well on.

Heh

Pops Mgee posted:

How the gently caress did I blank on Cam Newton? I love that loving guy.

Yeah I should have seen that one coming for sure.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Benne posted:


Febreeze: Ryan Tannehill's wife


:golfclap:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Steve Smith deserved way more votes but I guess people kinda forgot him after he got injured

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Benne posted:

4. Who is the most likeable active NFL player?
Delanie Walker: 2

FebrezeNinja
metapod

Gets it

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 4

3 DONG HORSE 91
pizza valentine 91
Yoshifan823 91
MrLogan 90
Epi Lepi 87
Ninurta 87
kalensc 84
HOTLANTA MAN 82
Ehud 81
Eifert Posting 81
The Glumslinger 80
Pops Mgee 77
Febreeze 74
ShakeZula 74
nerve 73
Wonko the Sane 72
FebrezeNinja 69
NC-17 69
Nystral 69
Roger Craig 69
Sour Diesel 69
Azhais 68
Kalli 68
MikeCrotch 68
skaboomizzy 68
b0ng 67
TurboFlamingChicken 66
fsif 65
metapod 63
Felter Chesthard 62
v2vian man 62
Von Metternich 62
shiksa 60
Fartknocker 58
seiferguy 56
Chen Kenichi 53
Christ Pseudoscientist 50
Freaquency 50
scionix 50
Rogue Elephant 49
SMARMS 49
whypick1 49
swickles 47
CannonFodder 46
Chris James 2 46
opposable thumbs.db 46
Thaddius the Large 46
Benne 45
Turdsdown Tom 44
E_Motion 41
JRizzle 33
Grittybeard 31
Spiros 29
Crunkjuice 28
Anals of History 23
JesusTheDarkLord 20
Cruel and Unusual 18
CaptainYesterday 15
Arkham's Razor 14
R.D. Mangles 13
C. Everett Koop 4

5. Who is the most unlikable active NFL player?



FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Heck yeah

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
5. Who is the most unlikable active NFL player?

Tom Brady: 28

Fartknocker
CaptainYesterday
3 DONG HORSE
Arkham's Razor
whypick1
Christ Pseudoscientist
Febreeze
FebrezeNinja
JRizzle
fsif
MrLogan
seiferguy
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
ShakeZula
Rogue Elephant
Crunkjuice
metapod
Chen Kenichi
Wonko the Sane
Chris James 2
kalensc
SMARMS
skaboomizzy
Felter Chesthard
nerve
Ehud
Freaquency

Ben Roethlisberger: 10

Sour Diesel
pizza valentine
Von Metternich
MikeCrotch
Thaddius the Large
Nystral
scionix
Eifert Posting
Ninurta
The Glumslinger

J.J. Watt: 5

shiksa
E_Motion
Anals of History
b0ng
v2vian man

Greg Hardy: 4

Benne
Roger Craig
swickles
NC-17

Aaron Rodgers: 3

Cruel and Unusual
Kalli
R.D. Mangles

Ndamukong Suh: 3

TurboFlamingChicken
Turdsdown Tom
Azhais

Russell Wilson: 2

Yoshifan823
Pops Mgee

Black sheep

CannonFodder: Cam Newton
JesusTheDarkLord: Every Steeler
C. Everett Koop: Jim Harbaugh
HOTLANTA MAN: Richard Sherman
Grittybeard: Steve Smith
Spiros: Terrell Suggs

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I still think I'm right

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I thought Greg Hardy would run away with this one but clearly I underestimated how many goons still care about Ballghazi

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
If someone sent Benne the answer to this question and didn't intentionally type the Tom Brady wordfilter you should be ashamed

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Benne posted:

I thought Greg Hardy would run away with this one but clearly I underestimated how many goons still care about Ballghazi

At least Greg Hardy doesn't have the gall to sell a $200 cook book.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

If someone sent Benne the answer to this question and didn't intentionally type the Tom Brady wordfilter you should be ashamed

My answer was *** *****

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

If someone sent Benne the answer to this question and didn't intentionally type the Tom Brady wordfilter you should be ashamed

I intentionally did

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 5

3 DONG HORSE 119
MrLogan 118
Epi Lepi 115
kalensc 112
Ehud 109
Febreeze 102
ShakeZula 102
nerve 101
pizza valentine 101
Wonko the Sane 100
FebrezeNinja 97
Ninurta 97
skaboomizzy 96
fsif 93
Yoshifan823 93
Eifert Posting 91
metapod 91
Felter Chesthard 90
The Glumslinger 90
Fartknocker 86
seiferguy 84
HOTLANTA MAN 83
Chen Kenichi 81
Nystral 79
Pops Mgee 79
Sour Diesel 79
Christ Pseudoscientist 78
Freaquency 78
MikeCrotch 78
Rogue Elephant 77
SMARMS 77
whypick1 77
Chris James 2 74
opposable thumbs.db 74
NC-17 73
Roger Craig 73
b0ng 72
Von Metternich 72
Azhais 71
Kalli 71
TurboFlamingChicken 69
v2vian man 67
shiksa 65
JRizzle 61
scionix 60
Crunkjuice 56
Thaddius the Large 56
swickles 51
Benne 49
CannonFodder 47
Turdsdown Tom 47
E_Motion 46
CaptainYesterday 43
Arkham's Razor 42
Grittybeard 32
Spiros 30
Anals of History 28
Cruel and Unusual 21
JesusTheDarkLord 21
R.D. Mangles 16
C. Everett Koop 5



6. If the NFL ever expands again, which American city (so London and Mexico City don't count) is the most likely candidate to get a team?



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I haven't tallied the rest of the answers yet but C. Everett Koop is halfway through a black sheep clean sweep, which I don't believe has happened yet.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Spiros posted:

I still think I'm right

That's a really good answer that shouldn't have been a black sheep.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Anyone who answered okc hasn't been to okc

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

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6. If the NFL ever expands again, which American city (so London and Mexico City don't count) is the most likely candidate to get a team?

Las Vegas: 27

Fartknocker
shiksa
Arkham's Razor
Christ Pseudoscientist
pizza valentine
TurboFlamingChicken
Roger Craig
fsif
swickles
MikeCrotch
MrLogan
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
ShakeZula
Rogue Elephant
Yoshifan823
Nystral
Eifert Posting
Chen Kenichi
Chris James 2
kalensc
skaboomizzy
Felter Chesthard
nerve
Turdsdown Tom
The Glumslinger
NC-17

San Antonio: 11

Spiros
Benne
3 DONG HORSE
Sour Diesel
Anals of History
b0ng
seiferguy
Crunkjuice
metapod
Ninurta
Ehud

St. Louis: 6

CaptainYesterday
Von Metternich
JRizzle
v2vian man
JesusTheDarkLord
Azhais

Los Angeles: 3

Kalli (LA again once the Rams leave)
Freaquency
R.D. Mangles (They're all going to be in LA from now on)

Oklahoma City: 3

Cruel and Unusual
HOTLANTA MAN
SMARMS

Austin, Texas: 2

whypick1
scionix

San Diego: 2

Febreeze
Wonko the Sane

Black sheep

Thaddius the Large: Cleveland
C. Everett Koop: Columbus, OH
Pops Mgee: Flint, Michigan
FebrezeNinja: Nashville
Grittybeard: Omaha
E_Motion: Portland
CannonFodder: Salt Lake City

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