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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


My answers are being brutally truncated. I specifically voted for the next fired coach to be "whoever is coaching the browns" and worst player as "the chip on aaron rodgers's shoulder" THIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT STAND. I AM PLAYING THIS GAME UNDER PROTEST.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

drat, I knew I should've put Las Vegas down. I opted for San Antonio because I was thinking "Oh what if the Raiders move there" My glorious points............. :eng99:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 6

MrLogan 145
Epi Lepi 142
kalensc 139
3 DONG HORSE 130
ShakeZula 129
nerve 128
pizza valentine 128
skaboomizzy 123
Ehud 120
fsif 120
Yoshifan823 120
Eifert Posting 118
Felter Chesthard 117
The Glumslinger 117
Fartknocker 113
Chen Kenichi 108
Ninurta 108
Nystral 106
Christ Pseudoscientist 105
MikeCrotch 105
Febreeze 104
Rogue Elephant 104
metapod 102
Wonko the Sane 102
Chris James 2 101
opposable thumbs.db 101
NC-17 100
Roger Craig 100
FebrezeNinja 98
TurboFlamingChicken 96
seiferguy 95
shiksa 92
Sour Diesel 90
HOTLANTA MAN 86
b0ng 83
Freaquency 81
Pops Mgee 80
SMARMS 80
whypick1 79
swickles 78
Von Metternich 78
Azhais 77
Kalli 74
Turdsdown Tom 74
v2vian man 73
Arkham's Razor 69
Crunkjuice 67
JRizzle 67
scionix 62
Benne 60
Thaddius the Large 57
CaptainYesterday 49
CannonFodder 48
E_Motion 47
Spiros 41
Anals of History 39
Grittybeard 33
JesusTheDarkLord 27
Cruel and Unusual 24
R.D. Mangles 19
C. Everett Koop 6

7. What is the best football video game of all time?



whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

3 DONG HORSE posted:

drat, I knew I should've put Las Vegas down. I opted for San Antonio because I was thinking "Oh what if the Raiders move there" My glorious points............. :eng99:

I put down Vegas if we're counting moves (i.e. I think the Raiders are going there), but if not Austin. This is going to be the difference between me doing really bad and doing kinda bad and I don't like it :argh:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Benne posted:

6. If the NFL ever expands again, which American city (so London and Mexico City don't count) is the most likely candidate to get a team?
Oklahoma City: 3

Cruel and Unusual
HOTLANTA MAN
SMARMS


These goons have never been to okc

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
7. What is the best football video game of all time?

Tecmo Super Bowl: 14

Fartknocker
Spiros
whypick1
TurboFlamingChicken
MikeCrotch
Yoshifan823
Nystral
Chen Kenichi
R.D. Mangles
CannonFodder
Wonko the Sane
JesusTheDarkLord
Freaquency
seiferguy

NFL 2K5: 9

CaptainYesterday
shiksa
E_Motion
Kalli
JRizzle
HOTLANTA MAN
Chris James 2
nerve
The Glumslinger

NFL Blitz: 9

Benne
Christ Pseudoscientist
Febreeze
FebrezeNinja
Von Metternich
opposable thumbs.db
kalensc
Ehud
Crunkjuice

Tecmo Bowl: 9

pizza valentine
Roger Craig
fsif
MrLogan
Rogue Elephant
scionix
Eifert Posting
Ninurta
NC-17

Mutant League Football: 5

Sour Diesel
Anals of History
swickles
b0ng
ShakeZula

Blood Bowl: 2

Thaddius the Large
Azhais

Madden 05: 2

v2vian man
metapod

Black sheep

Arkham's Razor: Cyberball (Commodore 64 Version)
Cruel and Unusual: FIFA
Pops Mgee: Jerry Rice and Nitus Dog Football
Grittybeard: Joe Montana Sports Talk Football
Felter Chesthard: Madden 07
3 DONG HORSE: Madden 15
C. Everett Koop: Madden 2001 (with Ohio State RB Eddie George on the cover)
Epi Lepi: Madden 25
skaboomizzy: NCAA Football 14
Turdsdown Tom: NCAA Football 07
SMARMS: NFL 2K on Dreamcast

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

quote:

NFL Blitz: 9

Benne
Christ Pseudoscientist
Febreeze
FebrezeNinja
Von Metternich
opposable thumbs.db
kalensc
Ehud
Crunkjuice

Everybody on this list is cool and good

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mods, probate anyone who didn't answer tecmo super bowl, which is not only the best football game but the best nintendo game of all time, fight me

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

Mods, probate anyone who didn't answer tecmo super bowl, which is not only the best football game but the best nintendo game of all time, fight me

When and where bud :toughguy:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Madden 05 is a pretty good answer too, that was probably the peak of Madden before EA got the exclusive rights and stopped giving a poo poo.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
No love for Nitus???

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

When and where bud :toughguy:

temecula

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Benne posted:

Madden 05 is a pretty good answer too, that was probably the peak of Madden before EA got the exclusive rights and stopped giving a poo poo.

madden '05 owns because it has Northwestern Superstar Zak Kustok available as a free agent and you can use the hit stick to break Brett Favre's sternum.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I played a shitload of Blitz in the arcade, but Tecmo Super Bowl wins for just this alone:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Pops Mgee posted:

No love for Nitus???


Disappointed of no backyard football but this will do

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

The most posts? Video game chat.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Madden 05 was absolute perfection and I will not here else wise

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Benne posted:

7. What is the best football video game of all time?
Cruel and Unusual: FIFA

Are we seriously going to let this bullshit stand?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Standings after Round 7

MrLogan 154
kalensc 148
Epi Lepi 143
nerve 137
pizza valentine 137
ShakeZula 134
Yoshifan823 134
3 DONG HORSE 131
Ehud 129
fsif 129
Eifert Posting 127
Fartknocker 127
The Glumslinger 126
skaboomizzy 124
Chen Kenichi 122
Nystral 120
MikeCrotch 119
Felter Chesthard 118
Ninurta 117
Wonko the Sane 116
Christ Pseudoscientist 114
Febreeze 113
Rogue Elephant 113
Chris James 2 110
opposable thumbs.db 110
TurboFlamingChicken 110
NC-17 109
Roger Craig 109
seiferguy 109
FebrezeNinja 107
metapod 104
shiksa 101
Freaquency 95
HOTLANTA MAN 95
Sour Diesel 95
whypick1 93
b0ng 88
Von Metternich 87
Kalli 83
swickles 83
Pops Mgee 81
SMARMS 81
Azhais 79
Crunkjuice 76
JRizzle 76
Turdsdown Tom 75
v2vian man 75
scionix 71
Arkham's Razor 70
Benne 69
CannonFodder 62
Thaddius the Large 59
CaptainYesterday 58
E_Motion 56
Spiros 55
Anals of History 44
JesusTheDarkLord 41
Grittybeard 34
R.D. Mangles 33
Cruel and Unusual 25
C. Everett Koop 7

8. Which current college coach will be the next to jump to the NFL?



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
8. Which current college coach will be the next to jump to the NFL?

Jim Harbaugh: 14

Fartknocker
Arkham's Razor
TurboFlamingChicken
Roger Craig
Von Metternich
swickles
v2vian man
opposable thumbs.db
Nystral
Wonko the Sane
Chris James 2
Pops Mgee
Freaquency
C. Everett Koop (after Coach Urban Meyer kicks his rear end and sends him packing back to the NFL like the loser bum he is.)

David Shaw: 8

Benne
Christ Pseudoscientist
pizza valentine
JRizzle
MikeCrotch
ShakeZula
Ninurta
Ehud

Brian Kelly: 7

Spiros
shiksa
FebrezeNinja
fsif
CannonFodder
kalensc
Grittybeard

Kevin Sumlin: 5

Anals of History
Yoshifan823
SMARMS
skaboomizzy
nerve

Urban Meyer: 4

E_Motion
scionix
Eifert Posting
JesusTheDarkLord

I don't know/college football sucks/gently caress college football: 3

Sour Diesel
Epi Lepi
NC-17

Bob Stoops: 3

Rogue Elephant
Turdsdown Tom
Azhais

Nick Saban: 3

3 DONG HORSE
seiferguy
Felter Chesthard

Hugh Freeze: 2

Kalli
Crunkjuice

Jim Mora Jr.: 2

CaptainYesterday
Cruel and Unusual

Black sheep

Thaddius the Large: Bob Stitt
metapod: Chip Kelly
HOTLANTA MAN: Lane Kiffin
b0ng: Les Miles
R.D. Mangles: Lovie Smith
Chen Kenichi: Mark Dantonio
whypick1: Mark Helfrich
MrLogan: Mark Hudspeth
Febreeze: One of the fat ones
The Glumslinger: Tom Herman

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
And with that, C. Everett Koop's black sheep streak is snapped.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

R.D. Mangles posted:

Mods, probate anyone who didn't answer tecmo super bowl, which is not only the best football game but the best nintendo game of all time, fight me

I specifically said Tecmo Super Bowl III (Implied on the SNES), rather than the original. Free agency and trades are awesome.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
I legit thought Jim Harbaugh would be a joke sheep answer.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Benne posted:

I don't know/college football sucks/gently caress college football: 3

Sour Diesel
Epi Lepi
NC-17

These people hate fun and are bad.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Jim Harbaugh abandoning Michigan would be the greatest poo poo in the world and would make the insufferable Jim Harbaugh: Lord of the Michigan Men almost worth it.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Only two questions remain, and this is still anybody's game.

Standings after Round 8

kalensc 155
MrLogan 155
Epi Lepi 146
pizza valentine 145
nerve 142
ShakeZula 142
Fartknocker 141
Yoshifan823 139
Ehud 137
fsif 136
3 DONG HORSE 134
Nystral 134
Eifert Posting 131
Wonko the Sane 130
skaboomizzy 129
MikeCrotch 127
The Glumslinger 127
Ninurta 125
Chris James 2 124
opposable thumbs.db 124
TurboFlamingChicken 124
Chen Kenichi 123
Roger Craig 123
Christ Pseudoscientist 122
Felter Chesthard 121
Rogue Elephant 116
Febreeze 114
FebrezeNinja 114
NC-17 112
seiferguy 112
Freaquency 109
shiksa 108
metapod 105
Von Metternich 101
Sour Diesel 98
swickles 97
HOTLANTA MAN 96
Pops Mgee 95
whypick1 94
b0ng 89
v2vian man 89
SMARMS 86
Kalli 85
Arkham's Razor 84
JRizzle 84
Azhais 82
Crunkjuice 78
Turdsdown Tom 78
Benne 77
scionix 75
CannonFodder 69
Spiros 62
CaptainYesterday 60
E_Motion 60
Thaddius the Large 60
Anals of History 49
JesusTheDarkLord 45
Grittybeard 41
R.D. Mangles 34
Cruel and Unusual 27
C. Everett Koop 21



9. What team that missed the playoffs last year will make it in this year?



Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Benne posted:

And with that, C. Everett Koop's black sheep streak is snapped.

I am quite upset, actually.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
9. What team that missed the playoffs last year will make it in this year?

Baltimore Ravens: 14

Arkham's Razor
E_Motion
Kalli
JRizzle
fsif
b0ng
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
Chris James 2
SMARMS
nerve
Ehud
Azhais
Freaquency

Oakland Raiders: 12

3 DONG HORSE
Christ Pseudoscientist
TurboFlamingChicken
swickles
MrLogan
Rogue Elephant
scionix
Eifert Posting
Pops Mgee
Ninurta
Grittybeard
The Glumslinger

Jacksonville Jaguars: 9

Benne
shiksa
Febreeze
FebrezeNinja
Anals of History
Yoshifan823
Thaddius the Large
Nystral
skaboomizzy

Indianapolis Colts: 8

Fartknocker
whypick1
Roger Craig
ShakeZula
Chen Kenichi
CannonFodder
kalensc
Turdsdown Tom

Dallas Cowboys: 7

Spiros
Sour Diesel
pizza valentine
Von Metternich
v2vian man
Crunkjuice
Felter Chesthard

New York Jets: 3

MikeCrotch
JesusTheDarkLord
NC-17

Philadelphia Eagles: 2

CaptainYesterday
seiferguy

Black sheep

R.D. Mangles: Chicago Bears
Cruel and Unusual: Detroit Lions
Wonko the Sane: New York Giants
C. Everett Koop: Ohio State, and they will crush everyone once again.
HOTLANTA MAN: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
metapod: Tennessee Titans

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
FINAL ROUND TIME. Still a tight race at the top, with MrLogan holding a 4-point lead over kalensc. Epi Lepi and nerve are still lurking within 10 points, but they will probably need a stroke of luck to get over the top. C. Everett Koop remains the black sheep frontrunner.

Standings after Round 9

MrLogan 167
kalensc 163
Epi Lepi 160
nerve 156
pizza valentine 152
Ehud 151
fsif 150
ShakeZula 150
Fartknocker 149
Yoshifan823 148
3 DONG HORSE 146
Eifert Posting 143
Nystral 143
The Glumslinger 139
Chris James 2 138
opposable thumbs.db 138
skaboomizzy 138
Ninurta 137
TurboFlamingChicken 136
Christ Pseudoscientist 134
Chen Kenichi 131
Roger Craig 131
Wonko the Sane 131
MikeCrotch 130
Felter Chesthard 128
Rogue Elephant 128
Febreeze 123
FebrezeNinja 123
Freaquency 123
shiksa 117
NC-17 115
seiferguy 114
swickles 109
Von Metternich 108
Pops Mgee 107
metapod 106
Sour Diesel 105
b0ng 103
whypick1 102
SMARMS 100
Kalli 99
Arkham's Razor 98
JRizzle 98
HOTLANTA MAN 97
Azhais 96
v2vian man 96
scionix 87
Benne 86
Turdsdown Tom 86
Crunkjuice 85
CannonFodder 77
E_Motion 74
Spiros 69
Thaddius the Large 69
CaptainYesterday 62
Anals of History 58
Grittybeard 53
JesusTheDarkLord 48
R.D. Mangles 35
Cruel and Unusual 28
C. Everett Koop 22

10. Obligatory foodchat question: What is the worst dish to serve at a Super Bowl?



Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hey guess what i sent my answers to the wrong email address and never noticed, just likt The Bengals would. hoot hoot hoot hoot

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This one had by far the best answers.

10. Obligatory foodchat question: What is the worst dish to serve at a Super Bowl?

Veggie tray/carrot tray/raw vegetables in general: 17

NC-17
Spiros
skaboomizzy
MrLogan
Felter Chesthard
Wonko the Sane
Benne
3 DONG HORSE
Christ Pseudoscientist
JRizzle
opposable thumbs.db
Epi Lepi
Rogue Elephant
Nystral
Chen Kenichi
Ehud
C. Everett Koop (Whatever a "Michigan Man" would eat so probably a veggie platter.)

Anything kale-related (kale chips, Kale Pache, Kale with goji berries and quinoa): 5

Chris James 2
Grittybeard
seiferguy
Arkham's Razor
E_Motion

Lutefisk: 3

shiksa
Yoshifan823
The Glumslinger

Salad: 3

pizza valentine
Roger Craig
metapod

Papa John's: 2

CaptainYesterday
Kalli

Cereal/Cinnamon Toast Crunch: 2

b0ng
Sour Diesel

Black sheep

Crunkjuice: Anything healthy/not fried/gluten free
Von Metternich: Broccoli casserole
kalensc: Bullshit Avocado Ice Cream #TB12cookingtricks #JG10throwingpicks
TurboFlamingChicken: Chips and salsa
Azhais: Deviled eggs
nerve: Eat the food you ungrateful poo poo
FebrezeNinja: Fish
SMARMS: Fruit tray
Ninurta: Funeral potatoes
whypick1: Gazpacho
HOTLANTA MAN: Guacamole
Febreeze: Haggis
v2vian man: Ham
swickles: Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears
Anals of History: Low-carb nachos (I did this once)
Eifert Posting: Muffins
Thaddius the Large: Non-alcoholic beer
Cruel and Unusual: Ortolan
Freaquency: Paella
ShakeZula: Poison
Pops Mgee: Snack stadium (looks cool but is never touched)
scionix: some manner of casserole
JesusTheDarkLord: Soup
Turdsdown Tom: Sushi, or any form of raw seafood
R.D. Mangles: The opposite of revenge
CannonFodder: Vegan BBQ
Fartknocker: Weenie Tots
fsif: Well-done steak

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I chased the points but veggie trays are just fine. Eat your drat veggies, goons.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Benne posted:

swickles: Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears

1. Great answer
2. Any ER stories from these?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
We have a winner! Congratulations to MrLogan, your reward is nothing because I'm too cheap to buy poo poo from the forum store.

And in a stunner, Cruel and Unusual passes C. Everett Koop on the last question to claim this year's black sheep crown.

FINAL STANDINGS

MrLogan 184
Epi Lepi 177
Ehud 168
kalensc 164
3 DONG HORSE 163
Nystral 160
nerve 157
opposable thumbs.db 155
pizza valentine 155
skaboomizzy 155
Christ Pseudoscientist 151
fsif 151
ShakeZula 151
Yoshifan823 151
Fartknocker 150
Chen Kenichi 148
Wonko the Sane 148
Felter Chesthard 145
Rogue Elephant 145
Eifert Posting 144
Chris James 2 143
The Glumslinger 142
Ninurta 138
TurboFlamingChicken 137
Roger Craig 134
NC-17 132
MikeCrotch 131
Febreeze 124
FebrezeNinja 124
Freaquency 124
shiksa 120
seiferguy 119
JRizzle 115
swickles 110
metapod 109
Von Metternich 109
Pops Mgee 108
Sour Diesel 106
b0ng 104
Arkham's Razor 103
Benne 103
whypick1 103
Kalli 101
SMARMS 101
HOTLANTA MAN 98
Azhais 97
v2vian man 97
scionix 88
Turdsdown Tom 87
Crunkjuice 86
Spiros 86
E_Motion 79
CannonFodder 78
Thaddius the Large 70
CaptainYesterday 64
Anals of History 59
Grittybeard 58
JesusTheDarkLord 49
C. Everett Koop 39
R.D. Mangles 36
Cruel and Unusual 29

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
kale is delicious

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Y'all may have the points, but one of us has integrity. :smuggo:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Benne posted:

This one had by far the best answers.

10. Obligatory foodchat question: What is the worst dish to serve at a Super Bowl?

Azhais: Deviled eggs

I will not stand for this poo poo. Deviled eggs are god tier

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Who the gently caress eats cereal at a Super Bowl party

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

I will not stand for this poo poo. Deviled eggs are god tier

First thing that jumped out at me, what in the hell?

quote:

v2vian man: Ham

This also makes me sad. Sometimes I think about your old name and think, yes, yes I would like a ham.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Benne posted:

Who the gently caress eats cereal at a Super Bowl party

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