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your mother and i are very disappointed with you
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May 4, 2016 17:40
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"today's music is nothing like it used to be"
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May 4, 2016 17:41
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I put myself through college on my salary from McDonalds.
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May 4, 2016 17:41
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All you need to do is apply and you'll get the job.
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May 4, 2016 17:42
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When I was your age I had [list of tasks that are impossible to accomplish at that age in a post-9/11 economy]
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May 4, 2016 17:42
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In 2008 and part of 2009 I got: "What do you mean nobody is hiring? You need to hit the bricks! Walk the pavement. If you go out all day you'll come home with a job! I don't understand why you people are using the internet to find work."
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May 4, 2016 17:43
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*Gets asked "who's that?" By wife who sees LeBron James on TV* "Oh, just some dumb niiii-" *Realizes they're in public* "-iiincompoop."
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May 4, 2016 17:43
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Owning a house is an investment!
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May 4, 2016 17:43
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well if you wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, which ones gonna fill up first?
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May 4, 2016 17:46
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Who's this Little Wayne character? Does he play any real instruments?
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May 4, 2016 17:47
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I've been thinking about a reverse mortgage and supplemental life insurance.
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May 4, 2016 17:48
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Please son, put down the gun, oh god no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo.
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May 4, 2016 17:48
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You don't own a house yet? Mortgage rates have never been this good before!
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May 4, 2016 17:50
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I tried to sell my [piece of poo poo unpopular American car from the 70's] but no one would give me what I wanted for it, it should be worth $50,000!
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May 4, 2016 17:51
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Where's the goddamn newspaper? How do you keep up with what's going on in the world without a goddamn newspaper?
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May 4, 2016 17:51
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Haier posted:In 2008 and part of 2009 I got: "Just walk in and hand your resume to the hiring manager! What do you mean they have carded security doors and only take applications through the web site?"
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May 4, 2016 17:51
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Remember that time, I think it was back in 82 when we were speeding through town in my brand new beemer doing blow off the dash and got pulled over? hahaha, he only gave us a warning! Good times.
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May 4, 2016 17:52
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I wet myself
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May 4, 2016 17:52
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What is this CTE concussion bullshit, back in my day you got your bell rung and you went back in like a man. loving coddled pussy athletes these days!
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May 4, 2016 17:54
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The Mexican nurse is rough with me.
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May 4, 2016 17:55
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The Olympics are useful and fun
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May 4, 2016 17:55
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Iron Crowned posted:Owning a house is an investment! You can't find a job if you don't go to college. All the grill guys at McDonald's have culinary degrees
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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Nobody can play a goddamn guitar solo anymore! Kenya West, what's his name? Yeah, call me when he can play Purple Haze.
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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We need to cut taxes and kick the welfare queens off of the rolls! Also hands off my Medicare and social security.
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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I sure am glad we didn't have all these gay people back in my day. Back then we only had to worry about the blacks.
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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Iron Crowned posted:I tried to sell my [piece of poo poo unpopular American car from the 70's] but no one would give me what I wanted for it, it should be worth $50,000! Ib thought you were dead, dad!
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May 4, 2016 18:00
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Pff, diversity! Just hire the right man for the job, who cares if he's black, white, purple.
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May 4, 2016 18:04
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Get an English lit degree. Oh wait they didn't say that
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May 4, 2016 18:04
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I'm not going to tell you again. Put away those god drat Nintendo paddles.
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May 4, 2016 18:05
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Have you tried walking down to the factory and seeing if they're hiring? They always need people for the night shift.
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May 4, 2016 18:06
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I'm not going to tell you again. Put away those god drat Nintendo paddles. lol
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May 4, 2016 18:07
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Kallev posted:I put myself through college on my salary from McDonalds. I just got a summer job painting houses for twenty hours a week and that took care of it then when I finished getting my BA in English Lit, I got a job by pounding the pavement and finding a place with a HELP WANTED sign, and kept that job for the next forty years It wasn't very hard so clearly your problems are your own fault 
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May 4, 2016 18:08
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*actively ruins everything about the world* Make America Great Again!
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May 4, 2016 18:09
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Darth123123 posted:Get an English lit degree. Stupid poo poo millenials actually believe.
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May 4, 2016 18:10
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I have a pension.
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May 4, 2016 18:10
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Volume posted:Stupid poo poo millenials actually believe. engineering master race checking in
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May 4, 2016 18:12
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Why yes, my entry-level job I found within a week of graduating college DID pay enough for me to buy a house just outside of town within a year, the union saw to that well, no, there isn't a union anymore, once I was promoted to regional manager in '86 I managed to get rid of them, but the important thing is the groundwork they laid when was the last time we raised the wages for our entry-level jobs? Around 1985, why do you ask? I mean, we haven't really had any entry-level openings since 2003 anyway, just no need for it, because our workers in Southeast Asia work so darn hard. You should be more like them.
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May 4, 2016 18:13
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I can't wait until you have kids of your own and they act just like you!
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May 4, 2016 18:13
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if we dont fight them over there, we'll be fighting them here!!
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