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why do black people get to say friend of the family and i dont 
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May 4, 2016 18:14
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Son of a bitch! Who ate all my sardines?
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May 4, 2016 18:14
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Trigger warning? I'll show you a trigger warning! Pull my finger.
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May 4, 2016 18:15
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The N-word, a lot when in private
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May 4, 2016 18:15
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The violence in Chicago has gotten out of control. I know all about it because I saw it on the news.
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May 4, 2016 18:15
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Drink Cheerwine posted:if we dont fight them over there, we'll be fighting them here!! You know, when I dropped out of high school, I joined the army and now I have a successful career. Straightened me right out, I just don't understand why kids these days don't do that instead of living off the money the gubmen't steals from me. Arian_Samurai posted:I'd get paid more if it wasn't for the drat union I visited the customer today, and had to wait 15 minutes because it was union, and everyone was on break.
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May 4, 2016 18:17
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Back in my day, we didn't have ADD and autism. We just had stupid people.
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May 4, 2016 18:18
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I deeply miss drinking and driving, and tell strangers this regularly.
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May 4, 2016 18:18
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Did you hear Rush today? He was right on target!
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May 4, 2016 18:19
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May 4, 2016 18:19
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Hypha posted:Back in my day, we didn't have ADD and autism. We just had stupid people. and don't get me started on these "peanut allergies"  We need to stop coddling these dang kids
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May 4, 2016 18:21
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drat immigrants are ruining the country! No this is totally different from my grandparents, they weren't MEXICAN!!
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May 4, 2016 18:21
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Back when I was a kid we didn't need helmets to ride our bicycles! Kids these days are pussies!
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May 4, 2016 18:21
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May 4, 2016 18:21
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Do your balls hang low? Do they dangle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Do they itch when it's hot? Do you rest them in a pot? Do you get them in a tangle? Do you catch them in a mangle? Do they swing in stormy weather? Do they tickle with a feather? Do they rattle when you walk? Do they jingle when you talk? Can you sling them on your shoulder Like a lousy loving soldier? Do your balls hang low?
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May 4, 2016 18:22
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I'd get paid more if it wasn't for the drat Mexicans
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May 4, 2016 18:22
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My AOL is running slow, think you can come over and take a look at it?
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May 4, 2016 18:23
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loquacius posted:and don't get me started on these "peanut allergies" "I was reading the back of a can of nuts and it said 'caution: contains nuts,' isn't that the stupidest thing you've heard?"
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Iron Crowned posted:"I was reading the back of a can of nuts and it said 'caution: contains nuts,' isn't that the stupidest thing you've heard?" How about you contain deez nuts
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May 4, 2016 18:24
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May 4, 2016 18:24
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Has a 15 point list on how to shut down a computer.
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Volume posted:How about you contain deez nuts In your mouth
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May 4, 2016 18:24
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Hey uh, just what the heck is this "Netflix" thing?
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May 4, 2016 18:40
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If you can't get a job then just show up somewhere one morning ready to work; tell them you will work for free to show your worth.
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May 4, 2016 18:44
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May 4, 2016 18:45
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:If you can't get a job then just show up somewhere one morning ready to work; tell them you will work for free to show your worth. Wait, you got an unpaid internship? It is called getting a job, not running a charity.
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May 4, 2016 18:49
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Back in my day parents were having 6 to 7 children because they drat well knew half of them would die of consumption. Now these cry baby milleinials have their widdle vaccines and low infant mortality rates. This is why we need Trump.
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May 4, 2016 18:53
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May 4, 2016 18:54
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If no one is hiring, why haven't you started your own business yet?
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May 4, 2016 18:55
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They're giving illegals free cell phones. Free computers. Free health care while you're paying for it with your taxes!
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May 4, 2016 18:56
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I don't understand what's the matter with these so-called homeless people. If they can't afford to live here they should just move someplace more affordable.
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May 4, 2016 18:59
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May 4, 2016 18:59
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RedMage129 posted:They're giving illegals free cell phones. Free computers. Free health care while you're paying for it with your taxes! jokes on you dad I don't pay taxes
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May 4, 2016 18:59
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Holy poo poo, we had lovely weed back in my time.
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May 4, 2016 19:06
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(Me, talking to other, slightly older, baby boomers.) Yes, I moderate an online forum called "Somethingawful". No, not "Something is awful". "Somethingawful", all one word. Yes, it's a real internet site. It's a comedy site, sort of. I moderate the part called "general bullshit." Yes, it has the word "poo poo" in the title. Yes, that's allowed online. You can even say "gently caress" if you want.
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May 4, 2016 19:16
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You should stay at every job for at least five years if you want to be seen as loyal!
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May 4, 2016 19:18
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*Upon hearing a man on the news say that young black men in the ghetto need good jobs to keep them from joining gangs* Lower the minimum wage!
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May 4, 2016 19:18
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genesplicer posted:(Me, talking to other, slightly older, baby boomers.) Why? Why would you admit that to anyone?
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Why? Why would you admit that to anyone? Like all teachers, he's a masochist.
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