Homeowners: I own 8 different power saws, primarily to attract a mate.

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daggerdragon: Jan 22, 2006; My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

SiGmA_X posted:

Cut it down at night

Now I'm wondering just how bad of an idea it'd be to use a chainsaw at night with night-vision goggles.

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daggerdragon: Jan 22, 2006; My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

GameCube posted:

I haven't quite maxed out all my credit cards since closing on the house.

^ New thread subtitle, please.

Leperflesh posted:

Then again I don't give a poo poo and at this point my "lawn" is like 80% weeds, plus I'm in California so it's currently closely-cropped dead weeds and maybe some grass.

(Lawns are stupid and bad and I'm going to get rid of mine and I encourage everyone else who is allowed to, to do the same.)

Alternatively, and especially if you have a shady lawn, I recommend clover. Last year I bought a 10 pound bag of "wild mix" clover seeds (45 goddamn dollars :homebrew:

plus tax) that said it would be sufficient for 5-10 acres. I have 0.13 acres. I used a hand-crank seed distributor and spewed the whole bag, instructions be damned. Fast-forward to this year, we've got a major drought, the grass is patchy and dead-looking, yet the clover is growing hog wild and my place looks better than my neighbors' brown-rear end lawns. Bonus: I've only had to mow twice all year and that was only to keep the clover from getting any ideas on world domination.

10/10 would spend $45 on birdfeed again

Leperflesh posted:

scooba

What type of floor(s) do you use your Scooba on? I have laminate through the whole house and laminate generally doesn't like liquid, so I've held off on seriously considering one. My Roomba Jeeves, on the other hand, is the hardest-working person in this house.

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