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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

I'm happy someone realized that maybe it's a bit unlikely for a 16 year old kid to have a 70 year old aunt. Hell my oldest aunt is just hitting 60 next year and I'm way past 16.

My youngest cousin (14) has a 60 year old aunt (my mom). Sometimes families are weird like that, especially larger ones, though I realize that's not the case for Spider-Man.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Toxxupation posted:

I'd rather an actual female superhero with actual super-powers over a lady who's really good at doing that leglock around the neck sweep thing that Black Widow always does.

Spinning hurricanranas rule.

She also did a Rock Bottom.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

It was a really strong table. Unlike the one Sharon got stuck with.
Bucky has that same problem with the Japanese tables that Randy Orton does.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Phylodox posted:

Ryan Reynolds should play Blue Beetle for that sweet RGB trifecta.

Maybe I'm forgetting something, but what's the red part of that? Are you counting Deadpool?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Gavok posted:

The other playable characters included Shatterax, Dr. Minerva, Korath and Supremor. Yes, a playable Supreme Intelligence.

Look it up if you dare.

I honestly don't know any of these characters.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



What about an X-rated Superman movie? Do the creators of "Justice League: A Porn Parody" deserve jailtime?

And man the day porn parodies stopped even trying to have funny names, a part of the world died.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



And to think he was only emotionally abusive to Mr. Fantastic.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



If you put anything by Jeph Loeb above TDKR or Year One, you have awful opinions unless you're strictly talking about art (and even then, I wouldn't put Hush above either of those).

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I haven't played Arkham Knight, but it seems like it was doubling down on everything I didn't like about Arkham City (which I did like a lot overall), which I thought was a step down from Arkham Asylum in a lot of ways.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Of the main cast, only Danny Pudi and Jim Rash have, and only in bit parts (Danny Pudi's is just "Com Tech #1").

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Unmature posted:

Magilla Gorilla

I neeeeeeeeed this comic.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Spider-Man 3 owns

EDIT: Still haven't seen BvS, but all the trailers suggested that it did that thing where Superman flies around all angry with glowy red eyes and that's like my least favorite version of Superman. And I did see MoS and hated it and didn't expect a change of course, which seems to be the case.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Exact quote:

quote:

We just did it as this little aside because we had been tracking where we thought the movies were gonna go, and we don’t have room for Jimmy Olsen in our big pantheon of characters, but we can have fun with him, right?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



WWE films looking good for once

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



A wealthy white male would never be committed to Arkham in even the most "deconstructed" universe.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Toxxupation posted:

Hey guys.

What if...Batman is just as bad as the people he fights.

What if...Superman is morally flexible and selfish.

Sup Mark Millar?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm going to guess that the American or British writer who wrote that and his (or her) editor(s) is not aware of Jamaican/Creole slurs, no.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ignite Memories posted:

It also went down poorly for the chevy nova, iirc.
It's a myth and used as a fun cautionary tale for doing business in foreign countries but has no basis in fact. The Nova (as the Nova) sold quite well in the Spanish-speaking markets it was sold in.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Yes it was, and even exceeded sales projections in Venezuela.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Toxxupation posted:

Max Landis is dumb as poo poo

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



CharlestheHammer posted:

He can't admit when he is wrong.

Also Luke is barely the protagonist till Return and the bad ones didn't actually introduce anyone close to a protagonist till at least clones and even then ehhhh. So Star Wars has a history of this.

What the hell Star Wars did you watch?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Yeah, Asylum's business model is making movies for next to no money and making GBS threads them out there direct-to-video or maybe made-for-TV if they're lucky (Sharknado and Mega Shark Vs. are Asylum movies). They usually have heavy sexual content that the movies they're knocking off are lacking. A girl I went to high school worked for them for a bit. She also had a bit part in "18-Year-Old Virgin" where she commented on a guy's sexuality and penis size. (I was drunk and looking through Netflix and turned on a bad movie. Shut up.)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



New 52 Spider-Man costume looking good

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Dacap posted:

Looks like Yondu's mohawk is taller and more fin-like like it is in the comics instead of the short flat one from the first movie.

It's just concept art. That doesn't necessarily mean it's how it'll be in the movie.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



*black image with two light-almost-white blue dots*

Very colorful!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Gears of War was a very colorful game. It had brown AND gray!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Aphrodite posted:

Doom is pretty bad right now with the Mary Suing.

People keep using this term but I don't think they know what it means.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Soonmot posted:

I want to say that was all snipes

Nice post/snipe combo.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I don't really have any particular desire to see it since Bridesmaids and Spy didn't do a whole lot for me but I hope it's massively successful just to annoy MRAs.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



In 50 years people will be citing BvS rather than Citizen Kane.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I don't think I've ever actually seen BB2K the whole way through. Seen the original a million times, though.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Actually the BvS version is the most colorful Wonder Woman costume ever presented in any medium.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Race Realists posted:

LITMUS TEST!!!

Can you make it past 5 seconds of this Suicide Squad review video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBDPgE29bmU

Apparently neither could whoever posted it since it's gone now.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Guess we'll just have to content ourselves with our cheaper literally everything else.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



They aren't and never have been since they've never, ever accounted for inflation.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

Now the critic reviews really didn't bother me, but this does. Weren't the DC films supposedly supposed to be the ones that were director driven with the studio just letting them do their thing with no interference? Hiring an outside company to re-edit the film doesn't really fit that mold.
Pretty sure that lasted exactly as long as BvS didn't meet expectations.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Early movies here are $12. Normal movies are $15-18 depending on 3D. Add another $3 if it's at the nice theater with the giant recliners.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

Oh my goodness.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-brief-history-of-suicide-squad-being-the-worst-place-1784804309

I'd be surprised if any of these people even want to be in a sequel to this movie.

Jesus Christ.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



FlamingLiberal posted:

In addition to the MCU and DCCU, we have:

-Universal monsters shared universe
-Kaiju shared universe
-Transformers/GI Joe
-Hanna Barbara (I don't believe this will happen)

What am I missing
Harry Potter
Star Wars
I guess you could add LOTR/Hobbit, I think that well is dry.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Koalas March posted:

Which includes Degrassi and possibly the Flarrowverse. (Jay cameoed in an ep of The Flash that Kevin Smith directed)
Actually Degrassi is not part of it since Kevin Smith and Jay Mewes played themselves playing Jay and Silent Bob in a movie being made at Degrassi.
:goonsay:

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