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I was doing my morning routine, slapping in my game 'E-ZEAO' and preparing to do the moves alongside the main character, Corporal Falcom when he came onscreen. He was doing nothing but holding a bong and smoking weed. I reached into the screen and slapped his face and yelled "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, CORPORAL FALCOM", but when I withdrew my hand from the tv screen it was holding a bong. When I smoked the bong, I found the weed was so harsh that I coughed, and as I coughed the smoke started to coalesce into a humanoid form. Made out of smoke and fire, it bellowed in my mind, "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE BONG, YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER, AND SO I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH, BUT NOTHING TOO HARD, I'M REALLY LIT RIGHT NOW LMAO AND I DUNNO IF I CAN EVEN DO MATH ANYMORE" and after a few moments I decided. I made my wish. "Spirit of the bong!" I entreated, "I wish that I had a place to chill online!" "JUST GO POST IN BYOB, YOU IDIOT." And the spirit vanished. |
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