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City of Glompton

I was surfing the internet at midnight and I came upon a young man crying. as I approached, I noticed a strange greenish glow enveloping him. I asked him what was wrong, and he shuddered before letting out an earth-shattering howl of anguish, "I thought this was the chill forum!"

the next thing I can recall is that I awoke safe in my own bed. it was morning, and surely the night before was nothing but a dream. then I noticed my search history led to the Something Awful Comedy Gas Chamber.

after years of careful research, I am certain that night I encountered a variant of the Sea Hag, only this one seemed to originate from the bowels of the forums--a lost soul jettisoned from the blue forum, cursed to haunt the internet with his plaintive keening until the end of days.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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