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Ehud posted:imagine paterno getting to the pearly gates and he tries to cut in line and walk right through because football but St. Peter is like, "you did nothing to help all those kids and the big guy sentences you to eternal torment in hell where you will burn forever and ever you piece of poo poo" hahahahahaha imagine paterno getting to the pearly gates and he tries to cut in line and walk right through because football and St. Peter is like, "gently caress yeah football. linebacker U. c'mere joe, lets go to bisexual swedish girl island"
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Alaois posted:i'm imagining that, except it's everyone who's ever attended penn state or lives in state college I mean that's basically what central Pennsylvania is already.
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Ehud posted:imagine paterno getting to the pearly gates and he tries to cut in line and walk right through because football but St. Peter is like, "you did nothing to help all those kids and the big guy sentences you to eternal torment in hell where you will burn forever and ever you piece of poo poo" hahahahahaha At least he can hang out with Bear Bryant, and I imagine Bobby Bowden will show up pretty soon as well.
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Ehud posted:imagine paterno getting to the pearly gates and he tries to cut in line and walk right through because football but St. Peter is like, "you did nothing to help all those kids and the big guy sentences you to eternal torment in hell where you will burn forever and ever you piece of poo poo" hahahahahaha I can't. Because hell isn't real and neither is heaven! Paterno is dead and his legacy is forever ruined! That's enough for me.
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Toilet Mouth posted:At least he can hang out with Bear Bryant, and I imagine Bobby Bowden will show up pretty soon as well. Oh Bear Bryant is a racist shithead so there's no way he's going to Heaven
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Oh Bear Bryant is a racist shithead so there's no way he's going to Heaven please don't troll
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Oh Bear Bryant is a racist shithead so there's no way he's going to Heaven Yeah, I meant they're all hanging out in hell. Vince Lombardi's there too (Catholic). I don't think there's a lot to suggest Bear was a racist though, not when you grade him on a curve anyway.
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Toilet Mouth posted:I don't think there's a lot to suggest Bear was a racist though Head Coach Alabama 1958-1982
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Not a lot? Bryant admitted to not wanting to recruit black people. He even said White People were better athletes, and eventually said he didn't recruit black people because he was afraid to. Hiding behind the "Social climate" (his actual words) in defense of not recruiting black people... meh. Dude was a racist but I doubt he was one of those super evil caricature racists that donned a hood Obviously Joe Pa is in the way worse hell, like "pineapple up the rear end backwards" type hell.. but still
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Not a lot? Bryant admitted to not wanting to recruit black people. He even said White People were better athletes, and eventually said he didn't recruit black people because he was afraid to. Hiding behind the "Social climate" (his actual words) in defense of not recruiting black people... meh. Dude was a racist but I doubt he was one of those super evil caricature racists that donned a hood Why did you capitalize "White People"? makes you think
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Not a lot? Bryant admitted to not wanting to recruit black people. He even said White People were better athletes, and eventually said he didn't recruit black people because he was afraid to. Hiding behind the "Social climate" (his actual words) in defense of not recruiting black people... meh. Dude was a racist but I doubt he was one of those super evil caricature racists that donned a hood Thus the grading on a curve
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Parmesan Basil posted:I can't. Because hell isn't real and neither is heaven! Paterno is dead and his legacy is forever ruined! That's enough for me. THATS WHY I SAID IMAGINE YOU DOLT
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warcrimes posted:Why did you capitalize "White People"? Because I hate white people
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Because there's no afterlife, I unironically want to dig up his corpse and put it on trial like he's an antipope.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Because I hate white people trap sprung
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Kim Jong Il posted:Because there's no afterlife, I unironically want to dig up his corpse and put it on trial like he's an antipope. what if there is an afterlife and this is it
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Sour Diesel posted:is this the afc north thread? It's about all the worst people you can think of, so yeah.
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If it makes anyone feel better the PSU administration denied the allegations.
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Ehud posted:imagine paterno getting to the pearly gates and he tries to cut in line and walk right through because football but St. Peter is like, "you did nothing to help all those kids and the big guy sentences you to eternal torment in hell where you will burn forever and ever you piece of poo poo" hahahahahaha But how can that be when martyrs are the first to enter into heaven?
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I think The University of Pennsylvania State should find/replace any and all instances of Joe Paterno found anywhere on campus, whether in records, on buildings, or whatever with the phrase "Joe Paterno Who Basically Raped Kids" Who wouldn't want to go to the Joe Paterno Who Basically Raped Kids Library?
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Not a lot? Bryant admitted to not wanting to recruit black people. He even said White People were better athletes, and eventually said he didn't recruit black people because he was afraid to. Hiding behind the "Social climate" (his actual words) in defense of not recruiting black people... meh. Dude was a racist but I doubt he was one of those super evil caricature racists that donned a hood i cant wait until our kids all talk about how we were irredeemable pieces of poo poo because we all knowingly used electronics dug up by african slave labor and put together by chinese peasants under the rule of an iron fisted dictator
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Scionix posted:i cant wait until our kids all talk about how we were irredeemable pieces of poo poo because we all knowingly used electronics dug up by african slave labor and put together by chinese peasants under the rule of an iron fisted dictator Hell me too. Peace in our lifetimes.
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I try not to think everybody that attends PSU and is a JoePa truther is really a bad person. I think they're just really loving naïve and stupid and probably completely blinded to how big of a piece of poo poo JoePa was by their love and loyalty to him. It's like the friend who has a really bitchy awful girlfriend and everybody realizes how much she sucks except the friend .
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Ty1990 posted:I try not to think everybody that attends PSU and is a JoePa truther is really a bad person. I think they're just really loving naïve and stupid and probably completely blinded to how big of a piece of poo poo JoePa was by their love and loyalty to him. It's like the friend who has a really bitchy awful girlfriend and everybody realizes how much she sucks except the friend . Also they generally have no understanding of the facts and such, like anything that was in the news. Hell, you could probably find someone that thinks some guy named Ben Gazi was killed to cover up that Volkswagen caused the Fukushima nuclear accident with fracking.
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hey joe...what the christshitting gently caress
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Can someone tell me what Joe Paterno did
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He died.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Can someone tell me what Joe Paterno did he did nothing, which is the issue if there were a heaven, joe gibbs would be going to it. as it is though, i hope his ultimate dmt dose is very pleasurable and gives him the platonic ideal of an offensive line.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Can someone tell me what Joe Paterno did Joe heard that his buddy liked to rape kids but worked in a college. This was a big problem, all the kids were too old! He got his buddy a job at an organization with only kids. Joe is good.
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shiksa posted:he did nothing, which is the issue This really isn't true tho, he actively helped cover up the systematic rape of children. Then the vast majority of the a school got mad when he got called out for doing so.
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I'm sure you all have, but have you considered that JoPa is basically a Hitler?
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TubeStank posted:I'm sure you all have, but have you considered that JoPa is basically a Hitler? Who used to have the avatar with Paterno superimposed on the concentration camp gates? That should be the background of this thread.
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I am still generally amazed at the mental gymnastics people make to absolve Paterno of blame. Even the most generous interpretation of the indisputable facts portrays him as dangerously indifferent.
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Joe Paterno also did 9/11.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I am still generally amazed at the mental gymnastics people make to absolve Paterno of blame. I'm strangely vexed how you could go to work every day with a dude like Sandusky, knowing what you knew.
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Yoshifan823 posted:I think The University of Pennsylvania State should find/replace any and all instances of Joe Paterno found anywhere on campus, whether in records, on buildings, or whatever with the phrase "Joe Paterno Who Basically Raped Kids" uh the University of Pennsylvania [State] is an ivy league school in Philadelphia founded by Benjamin Franklin get it right buster
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