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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:hfive:

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Compulsion to self-stimulate (masturbation)

stop pawing at yourself and find a girl to do it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Being smarter than me

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
That disorder where you believe something isn't actually a disorder even though it's listed in the DSM

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Being engaged with your surroundings

E; teetotalism, caring about things, going to the bathroom more than 5 times a day

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 19:54 on May 8, 2016

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

going to the bathroom more than 5 times a day

thats diabetes or chrons

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Blue Train posted:

thats diabetes or chrons

No it's being an old lady. I called you three times to say happy Mother's Day and you were on the toilet each time, wtf ma?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Being "triggered" by benign everyday things.

Crip Killa
May 8, 2016

by Shine
Women are Wonderful- The belief that women are superior to men with regards to intelligence, emotional maturity, and morality.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Being Jon Pop

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
http://imgur.com/a/SVdGc

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

CharlestonJew posted:

Being Jon Pop

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
:a2m:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know what the disease is called where various types of Catholic Americans think they have something to do with the country one of their grandmothers came from, be it Ireland, Italy or Puerto Rico, but put that in there somewhere.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

They should probably put Aspergers back in so that parents on Facebook can keep posting about their aspies even though it's been out since the DSM-5.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
furries

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
gay

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Shitposting

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
fat acceptance

identifying as x-kin

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

SEX BURRITO posted:

Calling animals 'fur babies'

sick I've never heard this before have you heard this from multiple people? disgusting abhorrent stuff

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mdm posted:

sick I've never heard this before have you heard this from multiple people? disgusting abhorrent stuff

Americans csre more about animals than people. That should be considered a mental problem but it's not

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
so its a dumb PETA slogan or terminology or whatever?

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Literally cannot tell the the waiter to stop grating cheese on your salad at Olive garden. You can only stare. Maybe puppy dog eyes trying to communicate you ... You just can't handle all that cheese.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mdm posted:

so its a dumb PETA slogan or terminology or whatever?

No it's a creepy phrase used by childless thirtysomething women and fat office workers

sports
Sep 1, 2012
people who wear cargo shorts/pants or zip-off shorts

people who wear black with navy

people with scumstaches

playmidair.com
May 14, 2016

by Shine

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Did anyone say 'Dare' yet?

viral mass evolving psyhosis memes r not mental illness


i wuld add

hivemind
bandwagon effect
group think
disregard for transparency ethics (when dealing with diagnosed personality disorders)
organized religion
moral zealotry
etc


other stuff dealing with group psychology

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

satanic splash-back posted:

keeping cats as a pet

that's toxoplasmosis

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
belief in oneself as the reincarnation of Emperor Haile Selassie

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
They should also add pictures of nude ladies to the DSM-6 that could put it into a new market opened up by Playboy bowing out.

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