Australian Election 2016 (Happening now)

Who will you vote for in the Election?
	Palmer United Party
	Australian Labor Party
	Liberal Party of Australia / National Party Coalition
	Australian Greens
	Katter's Australia Party
	Liberal Democratic Party
	Jacqui Lambie Network
	Glenn Lazarus Team
	Nick Xenophon Team
	Australian Liberty Alliance

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i guess they would be pretty drat dank since they would have to import them

charter a ship o the line to take a cargo of memes (which will ripen in the hold) to new holland

# ? May 30, 2016 00:20

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

also the poll is weak, need to have one serious option, can't be ALL comedy options

seriously, you austrian peckerwoods, need to have at least 2 trump options

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# ? May 30, 2016 00:24

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Baloogan posted:

also the poll is weak, need to have one serious option, can't be ALL comedy options

seriously, you austrian peckerwoods, need to have at least 2 trump options

we had a trump option (albeit not so insane) but he's not running due to being accused of funnelling funds from his own business into his political campaign, among other things

# ? May 30, 2016 00:34

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Natalie Tran/Community Channel has tweeted You Can't Waste Your Vote. I like this little part of SA escaping into the broader consciousness much better than Slenderman.

# ? May 30, 2016 00:43

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Are the right even vaguely aware how much of a self-own it is to be scared of cuckoldry?

I doubt they have the self awareness.

# ? May 31, 2016 01:38

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

we're here.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 22:46

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

Death is certain

# ? Jul 1, 2016 22:50

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Real chance my seat could swing hard to the Greens. Been a lower key stoush than elsewhere. Shame that death is certain.

Paracausal has issued a correction as of 23:58 on Jul 1, 2016

# ? Jul 1, 2016 22:57

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Xenophon then Liberals is as far down as I'm going with the bottom of my senate prefs

# ? Jul 1, 2016 23:23

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

Solemn Sloth posted:

Xenophon then Liberals is as far down as I'm going with the bottom of my senate prefs

I only got to 24 picks and ended with Socialist Equality

# ? Jul 2, 2016 00:20

Page Downfall: May 5, 2009

Last time I numbered all incumbent senators who voted for offshore detention last and then the batshit fringe parties above them and then sorted my preferences at the top and the rest was chaff, but have no idea how far down I should bother listing preferences this time. 12 is probably plenty, but I really enjoyed putting those scumbags at the bottom of the ballot so maybe I'll do the full below the line anyway.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 00:27

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 7 days!)

gently caress Turnbull

# ? Jul 2, 2016 01:08

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

on break atm so I'm going to chill at my pad and watch the election episodes of frisky dingo

# ? Jul 2, 2016 01:55

Cthulhu Dreams: Dec 11, 2010; If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Was a struggle finding 12 candidates I didn't hate as much as Zed Sesleja

# ? Jul 2, 2016 02:02

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

ohhh this is so loving good being able to exhaust a vote without having to make three strategic errors for a Langer vote.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 02:32

Cthulhu Dreams: Dec 11, 2010; If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Langer vote?

# ? Jul 2, 2016 03:55

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Langer vote?

Langer vote

# ? Jul 2, 2016 03:59

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 7 days!)

# ? Jul 2, 2016 04:28

Resident Idiot: May 11, 2007; Maxine13; Grimey Drawer

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Was a struggle finding 12 candidates I didn't hate as much as Zed Sesleja

I managed to get him as low as 15th.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 04:34

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Libs gonna win

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:17

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

If any brisgoon wanna come to my election night party in Kelvin Grove, PM me.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:17

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

gently caress HARAMBE posted:

Libs gonna win

All things are possible friend, but why wish for the worst?

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:24

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

If you're feeling tragic, from 6.30pm onwards somethingwonky has a livestream like the last election with a bunch of guests at http://mixlr.com/somethingwonky/, its usually good to drink to.

ewe2 has issued a correction as of 06:32 on Jul 2, 2016

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 7 days!)

Anidav posted:

If any brisgoon wanna come to my election night party in Kelvin Grove, PM me.

will there be retro games?

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:38

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I can set it up if needed.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 06:48

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

I don't follow your politics closely but the Dutch(??) guy they trot out on Sky News seems like a tool.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 07:04

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I don't follow your politics closely but the Dutch(??) guy they trot out on Sky News seems like a tool.

Not sure if you mean Andrew Bolt (far right lunatic fringe commentator) or Mathias Corrman (Far right lunatic fringe finance minister). They are both tools.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 07:06