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AgentF posted:Reminder: Nobody stopped the boats, the Liberals simply stopped their press conferences about it and shrouded the whole thing in secrecy so that journalists can't really find out. Then they started simply claiming that they stopped the boats and nobody had the information to dispute it. On top of this, they changed the definition of what an arrival actually is in the para-militarisation of the immigration department into BORDER FORCE OPERATION SOVEREIGN BORDERS which was when immigration took custody of any arrivals from customs into  I'm voting for the party that, instead of imprisoning refugees for an indeterminate period of time, simply turns them into Soylent Browns.
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i'm voting for trump
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all hail trump end communication
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Yeah gently caress the economy I wanna get stoned and bugger small mammals with the rest of my lefty mates, right guys?....guys?
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I make my money from my drugs for koalas scheme
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Ket posted:Goddamnit now there's 4 Australia threads? See it's already working! I'm going to hate myself for asking but four? I know of three that are all pretty equally shameful. What's the fourth?
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I believe there is a Australia thread in GBS full of shitposting knuckledraggers.
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Anidav posted:I believe there is a Australia thread in GBS full of shitposting knuckledraggers. don't be so hard on yourself
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Bill Shorten hit the campaign trail today: 
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May 9, 2016 01:49
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i... i want to help in this election but my only usable skill is photo editing
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May 9, 2016 01:51
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This election will be won or lost on the quality of the memes, so it's the perfect skill really.
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I was gonna vote Jacquie Lambie Network (does that actually have any members besides Jacquie and her ego?) but now phwoar
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She is a beautiful lady
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May 9, 2016 02:05
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Birdstrike posted:don't be so hard on yourself I learned it from watching YOU
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Mad Katter posted:Telegraph? Yeah here's the full baloney 
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May 9, 2016 02:10
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Anidav posted:I learned it from watching YOU 
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May 9, 2016 02:12
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I am glad the daily tele exists because otherwise I have no idea what the parties stand for
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May 9, 2016 02:27
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[img shorten I believe checks notes]
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TG-Chrono posted:Yeah here's the full baloney It's probably not a bad thing that they've abandoned any pretense of objectivity. I'd rather it appear outrageously biased than hiding behind a thin veneer of balance.
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"I believe... *checks Herald Sun*" - Negligent
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who would you vote for based on the descriptions of the Herald Sun, Negligent?
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I don't read the herald sun or any outlet that isn't the grauniad or the ny times
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Ooh la la look at mister fancy papers here.
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What is a newspaper and why would you read it?
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its why I have such well thought out considered opinions
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I'm happy I don't read them then
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Why the best intellectual rag, The Spectator said that in the event of a food shortage we should eat the poor and take their houses. How Quaint!
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Snod. posted:What is a newspaper bird cage liner
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Does anyone have that cartoon of the day sacrificing everything to the free market giant robot which is in the process of destroying the community, or you know, put turdpush's face on it
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The turd is lnp policy and it's being pushed on us you see
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Anidav posted:Why the best intellectual rag, The Spectator said that in the event of a food shortage we should eat the poor and take their houses. How Quaint! Hey those houses belong to the rich, you leave them alone!
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I'm glad this thread has reached consensus in pledging allegiance to Katter and his glorious regime disclaimer: didn't read thread
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May 9, 2016 02:55
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I too hate Uber and love my hat
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TG-Chrono posted:Does anyone have that cartoon of the day sacrificing everything to the free market giant robot which is in the process of destroying the community, or you know, put turdpush's face on it 
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May 9, 2016 02:59
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What if I love Uber and hate hats? voting is hard!
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May 9, 2016 03:09
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Anidav posted:What if I love Uber and hate hats? voting is hard! Hinch Justice Party
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Homestar Runner posted:Hinch Justice Party But Anidav is a public masturbator.
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