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Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Anorexic Robot posted:

how do British not look at the royal family and the people surrounding them and think " Wow I need to beat these people up or give them a wedgie or something"

the british are servile dogs, purposefully bred over centuries to not only accept but to adore the classist caste society in which they live.

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Rachel Riley can count my numbers anyday :swoon:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
ITSA MAAAAAAAN!



Cum to me lubbaboy!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Nathilus posted:

ITSA MAAAAAAAN!



Cum to me lubbaboy!



Even as a dumb kid I still thought "would."

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wicker Man posted:

Even as a dumb kid I still thought "would."

Yeah gotta admit I'd nail the brit too. As long as that troon hadn't killed my brother.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Anorexic Robot posted:

how do British not look at the royal family and the people surrounding them and think " Wow I need to beat these people up or give them a wedgie or something"

They are more civilized than people from you brute nation. Like they are the cool plasma sword aliens from halo and you are the brutes and i guess the redt of europe are those small scared dudes or whatever.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

Anorexic Robot posted:

how do British not look at the royal family and the people surrounding them and think " Wow I need to beat these people up or give them a wedgie or something"

Half of us do, the other half masturbate while watching Downton Abbey.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Chinatown posted:

literally kill yourself in real life

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
This one

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

okay, that would be a good subject for a photoshop thread

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
So is anyone gonna post hot british girls? Cuz so far ive only seen one hot girl but honestly i see just as hot girls at my local mall. If thats the peak i can see why they went out to the seas and conquered half the world

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Chinatown posted:

literally kill yourself in real life

A cups are gross get it fixed girls

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
there are attractive british celebrities, but it is their job to be attractive. the general population is comprised of shapeless bog folk.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I guess OP never heard of Nuts and Zoo magazine. There's too many hot British women to name, goddamn. But here's the two that immediately cum to mind:

Lucy Pinder:



Alice Goodwin:



if you don't think they're hot I got bad news for your dad

Unfortunately Alice Goodwin went crazy with facelifts last year even though she's like 32 (:wtf:) and now she looks terrible thanks to whichever monster of a surgeon agreed to destroy her face.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

:britain::gizz::corsair:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015





Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

SurfaceDetail posted:

A cups are gross get it fixed girls

A cups are for guys who don't have creepy mommy issues.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Frankenstyle posted:

A cups are for guys who don't have creepy mommy issues.

well that's a new one.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Frankenstyle posted:

A cups are for guys who don't have creepy mommy issues.

Yea, instead they have creepy paedo issues.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Orkin Mang posted:

i laugh everytime i see ur username

his former one was even better

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Her head is like a rising Sun ending a dark, cold night.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015







dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

1redflag posted:

Yea, instead they have creepy paedo issues.

C'mon guys. It used to be that we could unite under the common banner of tits. They were a great symbol of hope and freedom. All tits are great. You can't let your tit differences divide us.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


come on man with a supercuts haircut like that youre not getting any ladies
effort

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

UK has to import women just to do their page 6 girl articles.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Anorexic Robot posted:

how do British not look at the royal family and the people surrounding them and think " Wow I need to beat these people up or give them a wedgie or something"

Because they all look like that

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
also My Girlfriend is british so this would offend her if i was willing to ever talk about something awful more than the one time i accidentally did so

it was this post

vug posted:

All sorts of pomegranates are of a pleasant taste and good for ye stomach . . . The juice of the kernells prest out, being sod and mixed with Hony, are good for the ulcers that are in ye mouth and in ye Genitalls and in ye seate, as also for the Pterygia in digitis and for the Nomae and ye excrescencies in ulcers, and for ye paines of ye eares, and for the griefs in ye nosthrills . . . The decoction of ye flowers is a collution of moist flagging gummes and of loose teeth . . . ye rinde having a binding faculty . . . but ye decoction of ye roots doth expell and kill the Latas tineas ventris.

she was confused and i tried to explain Bald's Leechbook and i think she just thought i was weird. thanks idiots

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Kthulhu5000 posted:

the british are servile dogs, purposefully bred over centuries to not only accept but to adore the classist caste society in which they live.

Frankenstyle posted:

A cups are for guys who don't have creepy mommy issues.

1redflag posted:

Yea, instead they have creepy paedo issues.

HOLY poo poo GBS IS loving TERRIBLE

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015







The General
Mar 4, 2007



I've never seen somebody with a nicotine stained face before.

Though I still would, she's trashy hot otherwise.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
it's a creative way to get some color in your skin when you've never set foot below the 50th parallel.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I like how all the hot women being posted in this thread are very clearly not of British ancestory. Like, yeah okay, I'm sure all the extremely hot middle eastern looking women in this thread have had family in england since the days of the magna carta.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

literally kill yourself in real life

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Michael Jackson wasn't British.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

she's an actor, that's all CGI

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

this is the hot women thread make your own manmeat twink thread.

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
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