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I sure am tired of all the snakes on this plane
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Holy poo poo, I saw two big snakes having a race so I got next to them and forced one into the other, then the remaining one hit me and I went from 45th place to 2nd in no time at all. Then I just cruised around for an hour in 1st place until I hosed up and let a babby snake kill me. You just can't relax for a moment. Got to 46K long! Are there any hax to become a chode? I don't think it'd serve any useful purpose to be short and fat but I need to take things to another level.
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Jun 1, 2016 06:30
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I am working on a mod that makes your snake a dick. Will keep you posted
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Jun 1, 2016 06:48
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Buttcoin purse posted:What if she doesn't eat my snake but eats someone else's snake right in front of me? what if this gives your snake the opportunity to grow
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Jun 1, 2016 13:25
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what if this gives your snake the opportunity to grow 
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Jun 1, 2016 14:27
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if you ever see a gentle snake on the leaderboard, that is me, gently cruising and eating dots
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Jun 1, 2016 15:14
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the game lags like an old man after a trip back from japan why do you all play it
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Jun 1, 2016 15:26
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they added an offline mode lmao the intentional bot snakes dont know jack poo poo what to do and just focus on avoiding each other for all eternity
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Jun 1, 2016 19:36
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Putty posted:the intentional bot snakes dont know jack poo poo what to do and just focus on avoiding each other for all eternity
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Jun 2, 2016 08:27
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if this is what being a snake is liek dont sign me up becuz this game dose not "the best game" its kind of a lovely dumb game i cant figure it out tho i keep looking at the bottom left and nu mbers change and thats about it whats the point what do i do in this night mare i even read an article called 'Slither.io Game Tips, Tricks, Mods And Skins; How To Play And Be The Longest, Sassiest Snake Around" and i a mcluclees why you would do any of these things
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Meowbot posted:if this is what being a snake is liek dont sign me up becuz this game dose not "the best game" its kind of a lovely dumb game i cant figure it out tho i keep looking at the bottom left and nu mbers change and thats about it whats the point what do i do in this night mare You suck the balls, guy. Suck more balls Suck my balls
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Jun 2, 2016 10:40
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Meowbot posted:if this is what being a snake is liek dont sign me up becuz this game dose not "the best game" its kind of a lovely dumb game i cant figure it out tho i keep looking at the bottom left and nu mbers change and thats about it whats the point what do i do in this night mare I guess you're just the worst at the best game. Eat my snake. No, you're not good enough to eat my snake. Here's one thing you can try: just cruise around and wait for someone else to do the killing and then steal their meal. I got to #1 by doing this, I called myself Peace Snake and didn't attack anybody. In fact one snake encircled me and then let me go, obviously he could tell I meant him no harm.
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Jun 2, 2016 11:58
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just got a extension that lets you zoom waaaay out with the mousewheel really handy to have the extra sight radius so you can beeline to the remains of an elder worm to partake in the feeding frenzy
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Jun 6, 2016 08:18
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Jun 24, 2016 21:18
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I still play this game when I need to kill a few minutes. I wish there was a way to play teams or even just a goon game. I am addicted.io
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Jun 24, 2016 21:31
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In the future you will not be able to have a political campaign without a poorly photoshopped youtube cover art with brightly colored as to attract 8 year olds poo poo that might be now
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Jun 24, 2016 21:32
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Otisburg posted:just got a extension that lets you zoom waaaay out with the mousewheel that's the only way to play past like 5k pots
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Jun 24, 2016 21:33
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Enfield posted:im a huge retard no that's the game of life
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Jun 24, 2016 21:36
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Putty posted:
what did this sliterman do to the rest of the gaming family
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Jun 24, 2016 21:37
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game not work at work too much lag makes no sense Otisburg posted:just got a extension that lets you zoom waaaay out with the mousewheel so that's how the are cheating 
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Jun 24, 2016 21:53
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Yea I just assume everyone zooms out. Whatever they suck and I always break 50k come at me: King Hissssss
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Jun 24, 2016 21:56
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the zoom cheat owns bones and is the only way to get much enjoyment out of the game
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Jun 24, 2016 22:07
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thathonkey posted:the zoom cheat owns bones and is the only way to get much enjoyment out of the game i can't believe you betray OMAR like that
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Jun 24, 2016 22:12
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Toadvine posted:Yea I just assume everyone zooms out. Whatever they suck and I always break 50k come at me: King Hissssss wow im to scared to play now
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psychokitty posted:i can't believe you betray OMAR like that you have no idea what i'm capable of. meeeee-yowwwwwwww !!!
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Jun 24, 2016 22:16
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I am Trouser Snake, maybe will do [SA] Trouser Snake so you know who to kill
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Jun 25, 2016 05:02
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there is this one clan tag i always see [MG] i think theyre always super aggressive and usually seen getting pwned by superior non fuc boi players like myself
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Jun 25, 2016 05:06
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I'm the United States flag snake named "Trump for President." The failed assassins are making America great again.
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Jun 25, 2016 05:14
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Elpato posted:I'm the United States flag snake named "Trump for President." The failed assassins are making America great again. holy crap i think ive seen you before or maybe that is just a really popular load out 
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Jun 25, 2016 05:40
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I am MAKE AMERICA SNAKE AGAIN
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Jun 25, 2016 06:37
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thathonkey posted:holy crap i think ive seen you before or maybe that is just a really popular load out Everybody has political names prob could be anyone.
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thathonkey posted:there is this one clan tag i always see [MG] i think theyre always super aggressive and usually seen getting pwned by superior non fuc boi players like myself yeah what's that [MG] poo poo? we should all be [SA]. motion to start slither.io gang.
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Jun 25, 2016 17:39
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psychokitty posted:we should all be [SA]. motion to start slither.io gang.
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Jun 25, 2016 17:57
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If you see John Wadd it is probably me.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:07
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thathonkey posted:holy crap i think ive seen you before or maybe that is just a really popular load out Used to rep the Wormie Sanders. Yeah... In as Yermumsdildo now, which I found out they auto sensor to YerMumsPickle, which is still pretty coo.
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Jun 25, 2016 20:09
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lol their censorship engine inadvertently improved on your name selection
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Jun 25, 2016 20:11
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I am going to start posting like the slither.io servers. It's go ingtobereallycoolyouguys
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hiss and vinegar
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I play snake Alan Greenspan. Stop length inflation by eating a bunch of other snakes to make top 10 and then run to the edge of the map which makes you vanish without leaving any food
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