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revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
I just spent a month revamping our old web site/application and it used a lot of menus that looked identical to this:



It felt so good to finally ditch such dated design and I find it highly amusing that this is what Windows looks like in 2016.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

windows key + "X" in windows 10 noob :smug:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

revmoo posted:

I just spent a month revamping our dated web site and it used a lot of menus that looked identical to this:



It felt so good to finally ditch such dated design and I find it highly amusing that this is what Windows looks like in 2016.

i find you highly amusing, in the sense that you are a big human joke for me to laugh at as you ineptly make posts about menus

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007

Moola posted:

windows WHEN more like

WHEN will it be good?

never, is the answer!

Moola posted:

windows MEN

because its

gay !

!
:five:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


dad gay. so what posted:

windows key + "X" in windows 10 noob :smug:

Oh man not only did I get owned by dgsw I actually learned something in the process

today rules

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Windows: making fake kernel mass but not letting you access any of its features for 20 years. Now our fonts are nearly readable, they will be readable once we break that drat gypsy curse, honestly. Like Windows 11 will have a stable kernel mass, honestly, we're working on it you guys, we're not a bunch of lovely good old boys for real.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I'm extremely glad all goons are to retain free upgradability in the future.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Windows: making fake kernel mass but not letting you access any of its features for 20 years. Now our fonts are nearly readable, they will be readable once we break that drat gypsy curse, honestly. Like Windows 11 will have a stable kernel mass, honestly, we're working on it you guys, we're not a bunch of lovely good old boys for real.


haha get the kernel on it as in kernel sanders thats what i say kfc nashville hot chicken wild haha wild as hell

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Shaquin posted:

haha get the kernel on it as in kernel sanders thats what i say kfc nashville hot chicken wild haha wild as hell

:henget:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

dad gay. so what posted:

windows key + "X" in windows 10 noob :smug:

thank you for this

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

windows key + "X" in windows 10 noob :smug:

an actual helpful dgsw post, the gently caress?

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

dad gay. so what posted:

windows key + "X" in windows 10 noob :smug:

Or right click on the start button and click "control panel". Exact same number of clicks as Windows 7 what a huge pain in the rear end what an arduous process gently caress M$ I'm sticking with XP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yay Windows will make us all hermaphrodite retards that live forever in the kingdom of heaven and we can all jerk off to our genetic superiority and rely on computers when we're too dumb to think but still somehow smarter than the people we enslave to make the world go round, woooooo Scottish rite. :toot:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



BULL

poo poo

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Install Classic Shell

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 15:43 on May 12, 2016

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Windows: making fake kernel mass but not letting you access any of its features for 20 years. Now our fonts are nearly readable, they will be readable once we break that drat gypsy curse, honestly. Like Windows 11 will have a stable kernel mass, honestly, we're working on it you guys, we're not a bunch of lovely good old boys for real.

I have a stable kernel mass in my faeces whenever I eat popcorn

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

You could just install the linux and never worry about any of this bullshit ever again

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Did they make it so Win10 would be able to recognize my USB and iPod? I got Win10 and they couldn't, it was bullshit

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Windows 10 sucks because it showed my girlfriend my porn collection. I have a folder w/ videos n pics and my gf and i are on the comp and windows is like "HEY BRO WE MADE A NEW SLIDE SHOW THAT YOU THINK YOU WILL LIKE" and like all this porn popped up. and im like thanks windows u fuckngi idiot my gf is right here

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

Did they make it so Win10 would be able to recognize my USB and iPod? I got Win10 and they couldn't, it was bullshit

ya it recognizes all that poo poo. grow a pair

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Windows 10 sucks because it showed my girlfriend my porn collection. I have a folder w/ videos n pics and my gf and i are on the comp and windows is like "HEY BRO WE MADE A NEW SLIDE SHOW THAT YOU THINK YOU WILL LIKE" and like all this porn popped up. and im like thanks windows u fuckngi idiot my gf is right here

lol send over the pics

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

just post em here

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Windows 10 sucks because it showed my girlfriend my porn collection. I have a folder w/ videos n pics and my gf and i are on the comp and windows is like "HEY BRO WE MADE A NEW SLIDE SHOW THAT YOU THINK YOU WILL LIKE" and like all this porn popped up. and im like thanks windows u fuckngi idiot my gf is right here

lol who the gently caress still downloads porn in tyool 2016

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Windows 10 sucks because it showed my girlfriend my porn collection. I have a folder w/ videos n pics and my gf and i are on the comp and windows is like "HEY BRO WE MADE A NEW SLIDE SHOW THAT YOU THINK YOU WILL LIKE" and like all this porn popped up. and im like thanks windows u fuckngi idiot my gf is right here

I have some bad news. The loving idiot in question is actually you.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Windows7 is the only good windows. I will not upgrade until the newest version of windows is exactly like win7. 7 uses the ui that I have used since win95 except more streamlined. I will never let go of that ui. It is all I have ever known and all I ever needed. They can't take it away from me. I won't let them.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TheShazbot posted:

an actual helpful dgsw post, the gently caress?

Every dgsw post is helpful, you just might not realize it yet

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Excelzior posted:

lol who the gently caress still downloads porn in tyool 2016

:homegroan:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

You could just install the linux and never worry about any of this bullshit ever again

And instead worry about a whole load of other bullshit

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Excelzior posted:

lol who the gently caress still downloads porn in tyool 2016

The kind of retard who would be using windows 10

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

The Skeleton King posted:

Windows7 is the only good windows. I will not upgrade until the newest version of windows is exactly like win7. 7 uses the ui that I have used since win95 except more streamlined. I will never let go of that ui. It is all I have ever known and all I ever needed. They can't take it away from me. I won't let them.

Install Classic Shell. It's free, too!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
So now I can just hem and haw forever about whether or not I should go from 7 to 10?

Hell Yesss

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hm I should upgrade but I am retarded in a way that means I can't decide if I really do want to upgrade....

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
like unless I really need DX12 I see no reason to switch

is windows 10 better? IS IT



on the other hand I did the switch on my laptop and it is basically functionally the same soooooo whatever


Windows 10: Whatever

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Excelzior posted:

lol who the gently caress still downloads porn in tyool 2016

so you can put it on your phone and watch it at work :colbert:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
like my thinking is I get nothing from installing it but it miiiiigght break something so why

Whyndows 10

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Monkey Fracas posted:

is windows 10 better? IS IT

yah

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
How do you apply to get it?

I bet it's like some sort of reverse catch-22 .... you click a link that says "Yes I want to upgrade to Windows 10 (proof of disability required)" and then it says "thank you for providing proof of disability" and downloads the upgrade.

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
This OPERATING SYSTEN is a fricken PIECE OF poo poo !!!!

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

w10 is good and i like using it

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

you can get a free upgrade to the deluxe version of windows by pressing alt+f4 :sax:

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