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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i wheel myself into the room because I'm looking for my dad the two headed ogre.

(i am a disabled two headed ogre child who is in a wheelchair and i have only been able to survive so long because of my dads love)

"papa? are you alright?"

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i wheel myself over to a corner and stare into it forlornly

"papa never told me where he hid the treasure... now we'll never know..."

*sigh*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*still sobbing in the corner* "i think... i think one of his pet rats might know where the treasure is..."

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i add points to walking in the hope that my crippled ogre legs will one day work again, full well knowing that they won't

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