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unassuming seeming skeleton in huge disguise mask. large beard, moustache. nice extremely flat eyes
powers: frost wizardry, time management, workplace dispute resolution skills
drink: i gave up the pleasures of fluid ingestion when i sloughed away my dreadful frailties to ascend to the right hand of - i mean, vodka coke
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May 9, 2016 20:28
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May 15, 2024 21:44
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"oh hey there, mary, frank, gary - i mean, mysterious bees that i'm surprised to see are giant." *winking furiously* "a giant bee? ha ha, that's so wacky. i thought bees were regular sized."
i'd like to crack these bees up with a cutting, perhaps experience-based pastiche of the many adventurers i suspect for a fact they've slaughtered on their boss' behalf
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May 9, 2016 22:02
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the innocuously bearded skeleton starts doing a pretty god drat spot on impression of the chainmail clad fighter whose corpse is mouldering in the stairwell, cruelly mimicking their patterns of speech and thick human accent
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May 9, 2016 22:04
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in fact, pretty soon it's getting uncomfortable. the bold adventurer (?) is straying into hoary racial stereotypes about human people, such as how they always have destinies and they never tip. this material wouldn't go down well in most taverns, but dungeon audiences are less discerning
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May 9, 2016 22:10
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the bearded adventurer claps along xylophonically
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May 9, 2016 23:29
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the odious wizard points out how the skulls on that door look really cool, and starts sort of bopping their head and saying "wow, the feng shui in here is really good, huh guys? tell me what you think, be honest" then "no particular reason youd have to be more honest than normal in this case i just love honesty"
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May 10, 2016 19:56
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i surreptitiously begin filling out an HR incident report beneath the folds of my voluminous robe
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May 12, 2016 01:24
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i put the disabled ogre child on my healthcare plan (all-inclusive tricentennial saver with Wizened Crone Pharmaceuticals and Essence Contouring)
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May 12, 2016 22:30
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i am neutral evil though so he will still have to sign a copay
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May 12, 2016 22:32
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May 15, 2024 21:44
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ha ha, i say, i sure do enjoy "levelling up" and reaching a new level which is one infinitesimal fraction closer to that of the remorseless maven of the arcane who rules this place, whose power is immense and eternal as unto the end of time, who can never be toppled from the throne of hollow mastery whose sitting price they have paid by steeping in darkest wickedness their very soul
i doggedly attempt to pick the "power attack" feat
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