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Doc Friday skills: pun-making and general incompetency drink: A seltzer would be great. Thanks
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May 9, 2016 20:52
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I trip and fall down the stairs. I loudly yell, "Son of a beetch!"
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May 9, 2016 23:54
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I put on a yellow jacket and make a vaguely threatening pose towards the hornet. "I failed at Kung-Fu."
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May 10, 2016 00:34
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"Beehind you!" I say, as I charge at one of the bees.
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May 10, 2016 01:37
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I strike a pose celebrating our victory over the hornet. Suddenly, I hear a loud groan, and the floor gives out from underneath me.
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May 10, 2016 05:25
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As I approach the door, the skulls' eyes light up. With a booming voice, they call out, "Who are you?" "I am Doc Friday, a simple adventurer." I reply nervously. "Why do you wish to pass through our doors?" The skulls boom. "Uh, I just want to see what's ahead." I say. The skulls seem to glare at me. "Past these doors, horrors and monstrosities await you. You will die if you progress." I exclaim, slightly irritated, "Well, fighting monsters is pretty much our jawb, and if we stay here, we're boned. Let us pass." The chorus of skulls screams out, "Why are you doing that? You're not funny!" "I'm really not trying to be humerus. Look, is there some sort of mandible way to open the door?"
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May 10, 2016 20:24
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"Hmm... Perhaps I should say something about the Ogre 'seeing-double.'" I mutter, while preparing another horrible pun.
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May 10, 2016 22:55
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"Ogre here!" I call out to the monster.
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May 11, 2016 04:06
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I kill some rats for experience points
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May 12, 2016 22:51
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I make sure the rat is dead and choose a random perk.
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May 13, 2016 02:27
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I throw down some steel coins.
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May 15, 2016 07:14
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"I can't bet on my own guy?" I ask. The goblin shakes his head in the negative. "Fine then, I guess I'll cast my lot for Rock Hard Gragh." I give the betting goblin a stony glare as I secure my bets.
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May 16, 2016 03:18
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