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please make all responses funny, and highly critical of robocop. thank you
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sjw
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May 10, 2016 09:30
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May 10, 2016 09:49
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im a sjw 2
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May 10, 2016 10:17
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pervert terrorism is of the worst kind |
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May 10, 2016 12:09
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Racist guy: "I'm not racist, I'm just taking about statistics here" Robocop: "Dead or alive, you are coming with me" alnilam fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 10, 2016 |
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May 10, 2016 12:28
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Dangle your past participles, or there will be trouble
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May 10, 2016 12:56
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war is hell
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May 10, 2016 13:04
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Satan loves SJWs.
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May 10, 2016 13:13
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the shittiest mccarthyism
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May 10, 2016 13:52
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q: what's wrong with being robocop? a: society free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:21 on May 10, 2016 ~sig~ |
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May 10, 2016 13:56
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The day before his warranty expires you just know he'll break down
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May 10, 2016 15:55
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robocop is a lame name that's really starting to show its age I mean first of all, "robo-" as a prefix? are we still stuck in the 80s? and "cop?" easily the most snore-worthy slang term for "police officer" ever. this is why I propose that he be renamed to "cyberfuzz" |
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May 10, 2016 16:11
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You know what's wrong with being robocop? The Three laws, that's what! Robocop: That's not my dipstick! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 10, 2016 16:14
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Robocop's logical brain understands the social problems underlying crime and is not tainted by emotions. To fill his edict of "stopping crime" robocop spends most of his time improving communities, mentoring children, and helping ex convicts find jobs. |
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May 10, 2016 16:30
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I like the part when the dad from that 70s show says "bitches leave" and kills that guy
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May 10, 2016 16:33
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I'm worried a lot of kids aren't really thinking this through, Murphy didn't just become robocop, he got shot like a million times until there were just tiny pieces of his body left.
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May 10, 2016 16:58
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billy: "ok, once I blow up you guys find all the little pieces you can and then bring them to the professor. I'm pretty sure he'll know what to do"
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May 10, 2016 17:00
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google THIS posted:this is why I propose that he be renamed to "cyberfuzz" CyberFuzz comes with groovy stache and a wah-wah pedal embedded in its voicebox. |
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May 10, 2016 17:08
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Give the OP a hand lol
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May 10, 2016 18:37
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I don't want to spend the rest of my life eating baby food. Also, http://robocop.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Maid robocop wiki posted:On the commentary track of the dvd, Paul Verhoeven explains the significance of RoboCop shooting jars of baby food. When Robo examines the baby face on the jar, then looks back at Lewis, he is "looking at what he cannot get anymore." After this he cocks his gun, walks off frame and fires a shot, indicating a "slight suggestion of suicide." He is then revealed to firing on the jars, which is explained as simply meaning "no babys." |
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May 10, 2016 18:59
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google THIS posted:this is why I propose that he be renamed to "cyberfuzz" I prefer Super Fuzz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvYJtpXkM4 |
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May 10, 2016 19:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyHrwL3HHs
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May 10, 2016 20:25
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alnilam posted:Racist guy: "I'm not racist, I'm just taking about statistics here" |
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May 10, 2016 20:49
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mechano-constable directs traffic with a rigor unbefitting the spirit of the law |
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May 10, 2016 20:52
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after work he can't unwind with a bag of cheetos, it gets sucked into the intake valves and jams it up
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May 10, 2016 21:24
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robocop sees no color, its not in his programming
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May 10, 2016 21:25
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Luvcow posted:robocop sees no color, its not in his programming sounds like they really cheaped out on robocop. |
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May 10, 2016 21:31
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real talk, sjw is a great movie
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Lizard Wizard posted:sounds like they really cheaped out on robocop. it was the 80s color robovision was still v expensive |
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May 10, 2016 21:51
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Lizard Wizard posted:sounds like they really cheaped out on robocop. what do you expect from a product from detroit ---------------- |
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May 11, 2016 03:48
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May 11, 2016 04:10
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the roboman has cousins
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May 11, 2016 04:29
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May 11, 2016 04:39
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robert cop looks like he was left in the oven to long ---------------- |
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May 11, 2016 04:42
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i kinda want the ray liotta actionfigure in that set
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Robocop is under scrutiny again for yet another shooting in the downtown Detroit area. Kyle Johnson, 18, was exiting a convenience store when bystanders say Robocop shouted, 'Stop right there, creep!' and drew his weapon. After a brief conversation Robocop opened fire, his automatic pistol hitting Johnson 22 times. Bystanders say Johnson's hands were up at the time of the shooting. He was pronounced dead on the scene. Robocop is quoted as saying "He was no angel" and that he looked like a "demon possessed, I truly feared for my cybernetic life". An internal investigation has been launched on the matter. The police chief commented 'If robocop says the kids up to no good, he's up to no good. He's got laws of robotics!! The kid was a bad egg! Come on! Are you saying the robotic cop is RACIST??'
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May 11, 2016 05:29
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ahhh that was like 4 hours of photoshop for real... I gave up on getting it to look perfect like the movie font tho, it just wouldn't fit right anyway |
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May 11, 2016 05:31
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joke_explainer posted:Robocop is under scrutiny again for yet another shooting in the downtown Detroit area. Kyle Johnson, 18, was exiting a convenience store when bystanders say Robocop shouted, 'Stop right there, creep!' and drew his weapon. After a brief conversation Robocop opened fire, his automatic pistol hitting Johnson 22 times. Bystanders say Johnson's hands were up at the time of the shooting. He was pronounced dead on the scene. Robocop is quoted as saying "He was no angel" and that he looked like a "demon possessed, I truly feared for my cybernetic life". An internal investigation has been launched on the matter. The police chief commented 'If robocop says the kids up to no good, he's up to no good. He's got laws of robotics!! The kid was a bad egg! Come on! Are you saying the robotic cop is RACIST??'
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