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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a quick death is an honorable death

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my favorite football play is the 'wildpuddytat'

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Do sports nerds still consider themselves to be higher in the hierarchy of nerds than others?


Pretty sad.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Schlonged Again posted:

this may seem like an extravagant waste for something as silly as high school sports, but you have to look at it as an investment in our youth. not every child can be a doctor or a scientist, especially in texas where the only science we teach is how God took a bone from adam and made a lady out of it. for some kids, the only path to success is through sports. thanks to this facility and others like it, dozens, maybe hundreds of kids will have what it takes to achieve fame and fortune, beat their fiances up pretty good, and kill themselves at the ripe old age of 45.

Actually we just import athletes from other countries now, Americans are too fat and weak in comparison to, say, Kenyans.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

crabcakes66 posted:




Pretty sad.

sad but true

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

I tried to find a video of a fat texan going YEEEHAWW while firing guns off in the air. No luck. What an age we livei n where I can't find this at ready.

you're just bad at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxpdP3ZbWQ

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

town proposes building for popular activity requiring fitness socialization and hard work, here's a misanthropic group of tubby computer janitors with the hot take

:thurman:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
High school football games are fun to attend, sadly I'll probably never get the chance to see this stadium ITF (in the flesh)

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

fyodor posted:

Yes, because South Florida has the same level of football insanity that Texas does. See: the patron saint of South Florida, Howard Schnellenberger.



South Florida is pretty serious as far as youth sports are concerned. Recruitment for football happens from like middle school onward, and it happens for baseball too. I started getting attention like just before 8th grade for baseball and alot of my friends and guys I ended up playing with got it as early as sixth. I went to and played for a perennially nationally ranked program, and schools fight tooth and nail over recruits and recruit hs freshman and sophomores if they're good enough. Free tuition, lunches books, whatever. It's something I have direct personal experience with.

Looky here


http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/news/story?id=6451796

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Schlonged Again posted:

this may seem like an extravagant waste for something as silly as high school sports, but you have to look at it as an investment in our youth. not every child can be a doctor or a scientist, especially in texas where the only science we teach is how God took a bone from adam and made a lady out of it. for some kids, the only path to success is through sports. thanks to this facility and others like it, dozens, maybe hundreds of kids will have what it takes to achieve fame and fortune, beat their fiances up pretty good, and kill themselves at the ripe old age of 45.

Do you know the odds of becoming a pro football player? it's like winning the loving lotto. Of all high school football players, only 6.7% go on to compete on NCAA teams (only 2.6% compete in D1). Of that 6.7% that makes it to NCAA teams, only 256 players are drafted by the NFL. That's 1.6% of NCAA players. So, yeah, a 0.1% chance of becoming a pro if you play HS football.


It's like the plot to every HS football movie ever.

I'm gunna turn pro and get out of this town!

*ends up as a broke and depressed laborer with a drinking problem*

I'm gunna raise my kid to be a pro football player so he can get out of this town!

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 10, 2016

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I wonder if you could build facilities were that were completely adequate to reap the benefits of youth sports without building a 60 million dollar monument to sportball autism.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

High school football games are fun to attend
Sure, when you're in high school, or your kids are playing in the game.

Waroduce posted:

South Florida is pretty serious as far as youth sports are concerned. Recruitment for football happens from like middle school onward, and it happens for baseball too.
Do they only have two sports?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Might as well, it's not like that worthless town of tacky tract homes was going to use the money to build anything of value like an art museum or a homeless encampment under a bridge.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 20:09 on May 10, 2016

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

skander posted:

Sure, when you're in high school, or your kids are playing in the game.



Yeah I was on my school's team and everything and after I graduated I had 0 desire at all to go to another game ever.

Then again I don't live in a community centered around high school sports as the pinnacle of social achievement either I guess.

quote:

Do they only have two sports?

Wouldn't surprise me very much. By the time I graduated my school's funding was cut so drastically that they basically nixed all sports except football, baseball, track & field, and water polo. And we were a school that posted good test scores and grades and stuff so idk. All the curriculars were gone or on their way out, too. No computer classes, basic minimum art classes, no drama department, etc.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Moridin920 posted:

like hey brilliant idea if the South wants to add Creationism to our Biology textbooks, they have to stop spending so much on football programs to the exclusion of everything else.

If football isn't in the bible, it shouldn't be in our schools.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

fyodor posted:

A population of 14,000 of which 80%+ are middle-aged white people whose households make a combined income of $50k a year. Raise are taxes to build stadium for little boys please!

It's noble really, realizing your life is worthless so you give money so that future generations may be happier. It's downright socialist!

The school district alone has 24,000 kids

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Probably spread out across several schools though no?

My local school district is in charge of like 4 high schools last time I checked, plus all the others (elementary, middle, etc.)

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
texas schools got $$$, let them do whatever they want

e; we had a big convention center/football stadium built for our school district and all the homecoming games would play there and it was pretty badass

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Moridin920 posted:

Probably spread out across several schools though no?

My local school district is in charge of like 4 high schools last time I checked, plus all the others (elementary, middle, etc.)

Yeah, I'm sure multiple high schools will share the stadium

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah I was on my school's team
and the evidence for CTE continues to pile up

sub girl
Jan 3, 2007

oh screw this ultra banal conversation
The dumbasses in Allen held the vote on their bond like the Saturday before Superbowl Sunday, and posted the notice that the day to vote had changed on the bottom of a filing cabinet in an abandoned building. Hardly any of the population actually voted on it.

I love Texas but jfc poo poo like this makes it difficult. How many goddamn giant stadiums do people need within 30 minutes of each other?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Waroduce posted:

South Florida is pretty serious as far as youth sports are concerned. Recruitment for football happens from like middle school onward, and it happens for baseball too. I started getting attention like just before 8th grade for baseball and alot of my friends and guys I ended up playing with got it as early as sixth. I went to and played for a perennially nationally ranked program, and schools fight tooth and nail over recruits and recruit hs freshman and sophomores if they're good enough. Free tuition, lunches books, whatever. It's something I have direct personal experience with.

Looky here


http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/news/story?id=6451796

I'm glad to see that they copied the NCAA college model for private elementary and high schools.

Alceste
Dec 5, 2003

Ramrod XTreme
Someone forgot a zero--population is 140,000 and there are three high schools if it makes any difference

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah I'm sure the town of 150,000 people total needs a high school stadium that can seat 12,000 for $62 million (the most expensive HS stadium in the country) that is also 4 miles North of a $60m high school stadium that seats 18,000. Even if they need all that seating no way there isn't some graft or kickbacks going on here.

I mean for real you could probably be in the parking lot of one stadium and easily see the other one.



Bond proposal says this stadium would be shared district wide (although that means they are also having to build practice fields in each HS separately as well). There's also Ron Poe Stadium that seats 7,000 that they're still going to use.



How the poo poo is high school football so goddamn popular there???

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 10, 2016

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
who gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
so get out of the thread about high school football stadiums then idiot

whoflungpoop posted:

and the evidence for CTE continues to pile up

nah rode the bench pretty much all the way to that championship ring :)

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah I'm sure the town of 150,000 people total needs a high school stadium that can seat 12,000 for $62 million (the most expensive HS stadium in the country) that is also 4 miles North of a $60m high school stadium that seats 18,000. Even if they need all that seating no way there isn't some graft or kickbacks going on here.

I mean for real you could probably be in the parking lot of one stadium and easily see the other one.



Bond proposal says this stadium would be shared district wide (although that means they are also having to build practice fields in each HS separately as well). There's also Ron Poe Stadium that seats 7,000 that they're still going to use.



How the poo poo is high school football so goddamn popular there???

lol who cares

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

How the poo poo is high school football so goddamn popular there???

Have you ever been to a Southwestern town? There is nothing to loving do, unless you like to get high your only other option is football!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Three Olives posted:

Might as well, it's not like that worthless town of tacky tract homes was going to use the money to build anything of value like an art museum or a homeless encampment under a bridge.

You mean Seattle?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

Have you ever been to a Southwestern town? There is nothing to loving do, unless you like to get high your only other option is football!

why don't they leave instead of buying bonds to fund a new stadium though

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Moridin920 posted:

why don't they leave instead of buying bonds to fund a new stadium though

TX is real bad, h t h

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Moridin920 posted:

I mean for real you could probably be in the parking lot of one stadium and easily see the other one.

You've got the answer right there. Who wants to sit in their piece of poo poo stadium and look over at the hated neighbors awesome state of the art stadium. People are going to think they're better than you.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Toilet Mouth posted:

You've got the answer right there. Who wants to sit in their piece of poo poo stadium and look over at the hated neighbors awesome state of the art stadium. People are going to think they're better than you.

well poo poo you're probably right

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Moridin920 posted:

well poo poo you're probably right

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I hope Texas keeps building stadiums. more stadiums. until every square foot of texas is covered by high school football stadiums; until the whole state is one giant, endless stadium

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
This is my favorite stadium



Mustang Field - Marathon, TX

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Kids need more activity and guidance for proper exercise, but 62 million dollars for a football stadium a handful of miles away from a 50 million dollar stadium us pretty absurd. Whats the population of this town and what did the other 150 million go to?

also i say this project is silly as a fit 'n handsome goon who deadlifts fatties and bench presses barrels of lard

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May 27, 2004



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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Neurolimal posted:

Kids need more activity and guidance for proper exercise, but 62 million dollars for a football stadium a handful of miles away from a 50 million dollar stadium us pretty absurd. Whats the population of this town and what did the other 150 million go to?

also i say this project is silly as a fit 'n handsome goon who deadlifts fatties and bench presses barrels of lard

School districts don't share stadiums with each other.

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Toilet Mouth posted:

School districts don't share stadiums with each other.

Makes sense. Get your own drat shrine to pubescence.

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