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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 09:59 on May 12, 2016

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I never saw the original vid for this gif, if anyone knows it please link it (not sure if it's a joke or real)

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Star Wars all grown up.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

if this is america.gif then why is that van (which looks like a euro model to boot) is parked the wrong way?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Maldoror posted:

I never saw the original vid for this gif, if anyone knows it please link it (not sure if it's a joke or real)



this is all i got

https://youtu.be/BPVl4TMUz8k

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

What is the context of this?

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Lunixnerd posted:

What is the context of this?

Televangelist hawking his overpriced freeze dried garbage food so you don't starve in Left Behind times.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Lunixnerd posted:

What is the context of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
More worldstar gifs please, preferably the ones with big booty ladies fighting and ripping they drawers off

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
America is the worst country OP

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

god drat, at 3:19 the cop executes that guy pretty cold. I guess it was justified though since the dude was literally wrestling with another officer on the ground for his gun that had already gone off

Is it wrong that I thought the cops should have actually shot more of them? Lol this was amazing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
imagine ifi they had been black

would been bodies everywhwre

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

:gonk:

holy poo poo.

Zzulu posted:

imagine ifi they had been black

would been bodies everywhwre

lol they still would have deserved it but things would have gone quicker for sure

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE

lol forgot about this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFHjVXYP5s

ArmedZombie fucked around with this message at 14:26 on May 12, 2016

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


The full version is even better. One woman jumps off a fat-scooter to start the fight and while they are on the ground in the aisle the kid smacks one of them with a shampoo bottle prompting the cameraman to go into a "woah, woah kid that's not cool" spiel while his mom is encouraging her white trash dumpster spawn to "punch [the other woman] in the loving face".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHbT0TMF-XI

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 14:31 on May 12, 2016

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Some one edit in glow sticks please.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast








Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

loving LMAO at Hillary's hundred yard stare!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
HINT: America is #1

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 20:09 on May 12, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The_Franz posted:

The full version is even better. One woman jumps off a fat-scooter to start the fight and while they are on the ground in the aisle the kid smacks one of them with a shampoo bottle prompting the cameraman to go into a "woah, woah kid that's not cool" spiel while his mom is encouraging her white trash dumpster spawn to "punch [the other woman] in the loving face".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHbT0TMF-XI

Eat the poor

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
alot of these gifs with the fights are mighteh spiceh if you know what i mean

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
has the video of the monkey riding the dog at i think a rodeo been posted yet because that is also america as gently caress

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

shadow puppet of a posted:

Some people in these things develop a strange obsession with pinning the throttle at all times. I've seen them flip out and throw tantrums when pedestrians don't immediately fly out of their way so they can barrel down sidewalks at a sprinting pace that their blob self hasn't naturally experienced in decades. Its pretty awesome. That speed racer woman is cool, look at her fuckin' floor it on the egress.

The problem with mobility scooters is that a lot of the people who drive them probably shouldn't. I used to repair and maintain them, and in the hands of a virtually blind 90 year-old who has trouble remembering what decade it is, they can be deathtraps. Riders tend to push the wrong lever, get flustered, and just jam the accelerator down in panic. I've seen groups of pedestrians get bowled over a couple of times. Of course I doubt this would be a problem in the USA because all the courtesy scooters would have already been grabbed by 600lb leviathans. Guess grandma gets to walk.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Soylent Yellow posted:

The problem with mobility scooters is that a lot of the people who drive them probably shouldn't. I used to repair and maintain them, and in the hands of a virtually blind 90 year-old who has trouble remembering what decade it is, they can be deathtraps. Riders tend to push the wrong lever, get flustered, and just jam the accelerator down in panic. I've seen groups of pedestrians get bowled over a couple of times. Of course I doubt this would be a problem in the USA because all the courtesy scooters would have already been grabbed by 600lb leviathans. Guess grandma gets to walk.

My Grandma's cool, even though she has trouble walking she still has the spirit to smugly disdain the land whales on scooters.

I know where I get my jaded misanthropy from! :kiddo:

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuuw8pT5ny0

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




please do not doxx me

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
He got arrested while fighting for our rights.



The one man, who will change America to what he thought it was.



:patriot:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Business Gorillas posted:

please do not doxx me

Lol, you never had a girlfriend in the first place!

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


http://i.imgur.com/IbpwztR.gifv

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dreddout posted:

Lol, you never had a girlfriend in the first place!

im not sid vicious that's another poster

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

*casually walks up behind him while he's out around town and stabs him in the liver*

iroguebot
Feb 15, 2001

Nerf this!

Dreddout posted:

How can you tell? All Walmarts are pretty much identical.

Because the black lady worked at the tax return kiosk inside the store, and I spoke to her the previous year, it was a 2nd job for her, her normal job is a EMT or something like that. The white lady was actually a customer of hers, getting a tax return, and started the entire thing. It was a big drama thing that spread on facebook and youtube, and my store manager sort of went after people talking about it.

Thankfully I don't work at Walmart anymore.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

iroguebot posted:

Thankfully I don't work at Walmart anymore.

Goongratulations!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

This thread is for posting mongoloids not mongolians

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I can't believe I forgot to post this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?P8d42r3JlbU

His patriotism shows through!

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