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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
this "make america safe again" is pretty crazy, america has been getting safer

I mean I know I know but I can still get surprised ok

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Volkerball posted:

No y'all are just really weird.

Takes one to know one

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

paranoid randroid posted:

he sounds crazy as hell

Leftists were cheerleading him a while back because he claimed Obama wanted ISIS to form a delicate based on ~secret intelligence documents~ he had, then he turned around and claimed Iran was harboring al-Qaeda and OBL was buddy buddy with Khamenei.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Madoka has ptsd. When does she start shooting at police?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

SedanChair posted:

this "make america safe again" is pretty crazy, america has been getting safer

I mean I know I know but I can still get surprised ok
Make America Great Again = MAGA
Make America Safe Again = MASA

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Gravel Gravy posted:

Madoka has ptsd. When does she start shooting at police?

That's the next movie

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

site posted:

How do you guys manage to hate watch the rnc. I barely made it 10 minutes before quitting.
I let the thread(s) watch it for me and post the highlights or notable quotes

and this

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
oh my god i actually dug into the new "exclusive" iran story today and it's literally just putting exact numbers to information we had last year

and of course it's an anonymous diplomatic source leaking info to george jahn so i guess israel still has a friend there

because let's be honest, it kinda sucks being ap's go-to guy for both austrian news and iran's nuclear program when there is literally no news to report on the latter for the next 15 years

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

ComradeCosmobot posted:

oh my god i actually dug into the new "exclusive" iran story today and it's literally just putting exact numbers to information we had last year

and of course it's an anonymous diplomatic source leaking info to george jahn so i guess israel still has a friend there

because let's be honest, it kinda sucks being ap's go-to guy for both austrian news and iran's nuclear program when there is literally no news to report on the latter for the next 15 years

If you really want to know what's going on with Iran then just ask her friends Azerbaijan or Turkey on Facebook.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Make America Great Again = MAGA
Make America Safe Again = MASA


i think i'm going to make tamales next, after my cake and cream ice cream attemp

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
people trying to get the holy ghost at the convention

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Disinterested posted:

Giuliani just foolishly believed he could make everything about 9/11 all the time and collect the election.

tbh i'm still amazed he couldn't

The Gray Medium
Feb 21, 2013
Colbert had a good musical number tonight. How has the convention been so far?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

corn in the bible posted:

tbh i'm still amazed he couldn't

He was just really really bad at it, it's kinda amazing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
my brother was in the opening colbert musical thing tonight

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

corn in the bible posted:

tbh i'm still amazed he couldn't

the truth is, people didn't care about 9/11 as much as they said they did

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Kro-Bar posted:

https://twitter.com/JarrettHill/status/755242423991709697

lol Melania plagiarized her speech from Michelle Obama.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Good gravy.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

they had to have known they were going to be found out. is this some kind of mind game?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
They say plagiarism is the highest form of flattery

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
i hope in the inevitable civil war I can get killed in a really cool way and leave a good corpse

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
that's the most we can hope for

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

site posted:

They say plagiarism is the highest form of flattery

Whoever is going into graduate school next please ignore the quoted.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

they had to have known they were going to be found out

No they didn't. Their best speechwriter is a tabloid owner who's married to the boss's daughter.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

they had to have known they were going to be found out. is this some kind of mind game?

its like the trump campaign is a disaster or something

The Gray Medium
Feb 21, 2013
The late show is great tonight. I've never watched before; is it always this good?

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Gray Medium posted:

The late show is great tonight. I've never watched before; is it always this good?

Not always. Colbert literally brought The Word back from his show because if there were a time to do it, it's now.

And I'm so happy.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
trump wife stole part of speech from first lady, it doesn't matter

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i stopped watching a while ago, i'll catch the highlights after the week is over

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

mandatory lesbian posted:

trump wife stole part of speech from first lady, it doesn't matter

i just posted this in uspol but it's worth posting again

http://youtubedoubler.com/iP1a

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

mandatory lesbian posted:

i stopped watching a while ago, i'll catch the highlights after the week is over

every second of this is must watch tv, what does not break the soul will only strengthen it

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Joementum posted:

No they didn't. Their best speechwriter is a tabloid owner who's married to the boss's daughter.

this candidate and his campaign are a personal insult to each and every american

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Not always. Colbert literally brought The Word back from his show because if there were a time to do it, it's now.

And I'm so happy.

That was literally the best thing the show has done since the start

CBS just leaving money on the table defanging Colbert

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i mean, i guess when he said he would get the best people who would get him the best words, he meant the loving opposition

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

they had to have known they were going to be found out.

If only I believed this were true.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

every second of this is must watch tv, what does not break the soul will only strengthen it

i have to work the rest of the week while its going on anyway so thats my real excuse but i'll pretend to be above it all since that makes me feel better

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i mean, i guess when he said he would get the best people who would get him the best words, he meant the loving opposition

worked for mitt

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

slavatuvs posted:

i hope in the inevitable civil war I can get killed in a really cool way and leave a good corpse

seems contradictory

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

SedanChair posted:

i just posted this in uspol but it's worth posting again

http://youtubedoubler.com/iP1a

jesus

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i think this is honestly the maddest i've been. i expect the republican candidate to be racist and venal and maybe even petty, but not this small, not this chintzy

gently caress

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