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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Tomorrow night, anyway. It's not even set up, and 7:30 is too late to set up and go to sleep in a hammock. It's supposed to be pretty warm and dry the next few days, so the weather will be fairly conducive to outdoor sleeping.
Anyone else here camped in your yard in a hammock? I need some hammock survival tips. Those blackberries grow pretty fast!

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

make sure to douse yourself with gasoline and then light a match

That would burn the hammock. We have a fire pit for gas.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Excuse me, sir, I've napped in many a hammock (rope/nylon/etc) and think I know a thing or two about hammocks!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Peebla posted:

Sleep on your stomach pop your dick out one of the holes and just see what sort of stuff accumulates on it by the time you wake up

It's a nylon hammock with no holes so no dick popping sorry.

satanic splash-back posted:

looking forward to the ops next thread: thinking of putting my pants on the right way for once [dressing myself]

Mom told me the zipper was on the backside!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

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Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

taking the hamock instead ruined my camping trip to death valley

should've made a rock tower to hang it from.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

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Buglord
I appreciate the concern but I have DEET and a mummy bag.

dad gay. so what posted:

heres another OP thread idea:

"hi, im a stupid baby and i need some baby milk cause i cant feed myself OOOOOPS! *poops pants* i guess my mommy needs to change my bottom and powder me so i dont get a loving rash cause im such a loving piece of poo poo motherfucking rear end in a top hat scum bitch turd locker"

Show me on the doll where the suburbanite touched you.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

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Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

Enjoy contracting airborne acute bifurcated rear end rabies

I live in Portland I have the healthcare to make the disease dormant.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

hjey, have you figured your hammock out yet? i'll bet you havent. you cant do poo poo without approval from mommy. i hiope it all works outs iu guess just got ta use the head realk quick,.

My mother was a harsh, self-serving woman. I figured out my own hammock.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

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Buglord

My mother is a proper, Trump-voting Catholic and, thus, has no online photos.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wish my ballsack stretched more, so i could hang it over all kinds of precipices.

Pet em over these precipeces:

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its all nice on rice
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Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

the funniest part is that the OP doesnt know how to sleep outside because hes afraid of the loving dark and he sleeps with a nightlight and he cant get an erection unless he is looking at a picture of his mom

That's some pretty deep in yur anus poo poo there.

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