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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/05/11/zimmerman-says-hes-auctioning-gun-used-to-kill-trayvon-martin/

quote:

MIAMI (CBSMiami) — George Zimmerman says he is auctioning off the gun he used to kill Miami teen Trayvon Martin.

Zimmerman made the announcement on Wednesday night during a newscast on Orlando’s WOFL television.

The online auction starts Thursday. The opening bid is set at $5,000.

Zimmerman was asked for his reaction to people who feel the sale is in bad taste. He said those who don’t approve wouldn’t be bidding, so he doesn’t care what they think.

On the web page for the auction, he calls the gun a piece of American history and claims the Smithsonian has expressed interest in acquiring it.

Zimmerman was acquitted three years ago in the shooting death of Martin.

Expect wall to wall coverage of this tomorrow.

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Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=558112068

You'd have to pay me to bid on this.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Did he just flimflam America?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Maybe Dexter will buy it.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I thought a hooker stole it from him?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

GZ1776

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
This will end well.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
lmao

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I'll bid $8k for the fists he beat his wife with

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Here's a quote from Zimmerman I found on another article on the subject:

quote:

“The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama to render the firearm inoperable were thwarted by my phenomenal Defense Attorney… I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric.”

e: it apparently is lifted from the previously linked auction site

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
can't rim job the jim bob

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Price seems lower than I'd expect

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Red Minjo posted:

Here's a quote from Zimmerman I found on another article on the subject:


e: it apparently is lifted from the previously linked auction site

The Zim-Zam ain't playin'. :stare:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i would flip a waffle with that

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
George Zimmerman is the white equivalent of OJ Simpson.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i wonder what he does all day.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

natetimm posted:

George Zimmerman is the hispanic equivalent of OJ Simpson.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wonder what he does all day.

he keeps us safe.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Hi I'm George Zimmie. I feel persecuted and unjustly accused. Buy my gun.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Go look at Zimmerman's picture on wikipedia and tell me you didn't laugh out loud.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I hope someone hits this guy with a car

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

natetimm posted:

George Zimmerman is the white equivalent of OJ Simpson.

This is really his "If I did it " moment

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
A reserve auction? Jfc start it at .99 no reserve, is this guy new to internet auctions or something

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

What's left after this?

George Zimmerman porn?

Cuck gone bad: Zimmermans revenge

Goddamn gay filter

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Immortan posted:

Go look at Zimmerman's picture on wikipedia and tell me you didn't laugh out loud.


"I'll shoot a load all over you."

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Marketing New Brain posted:

This is really his "If I did it " moment

Law enforcement managed to lock up OJ eventually but somehow this complete idiot evades them.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

natetimm posted:

Law enforcement managed to lock up OJ eventually but somehow this complete idiot evades them.

Give it 20 years.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wonder what he does all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCadzEcn-mo

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Also, LOL at him referring to the president as "B.Hussein Obama."

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
holy poo poo I bet Martin skrelli is gonna buy that gun and shoot the wu tang album with it , then post about how "this gun has now shot 2 things that should have been aborted"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

B.Hussein Obama regime

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Marketing New Brain posted:

This is really his "If I did it " moment
OJ's version was "it would have been because I loved her too much."
Zimmerman's "if I did it" is "Lmao I killed a black and got away with it. So what if he was a kid, what's the difference? U mad, bro?"

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Pon de Bundy posted:

holy poo poo I bet Martin skrelli is gonna buy that gun and shoot the wu tang album with it , then post about how "this gun has now shot 2 things that should have been aborted"

:drat:

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

natetimm posted:

Law enforcement managed to lock up OJ eventually but somehow this complete idiot evades them.

They tried him for murder and couldn't prove intent. They would have probably got him for a manslaughter charge.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

B.Hussein Obama regime

Peace be upon him, please run for a third term.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
How does he even have the gun, hasn't he committed like 10 felonies punching people in the face in the past year?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Philthy posted:

How does he even have the gun, hasn't he committed like 10 felonies punching people in the face in the past year?

evidence from a previous case can not be confiscated for/because of another case, it's like double jeopardy for your stuff

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
somebody buy it then use to plug him in his stupid pumpkin head lol

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